The Most used word in the English language...

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

The Most Functional Word in the English World: Well it's SHIT!
Shit may be the most functional word in the English Language.
Consider:
YOu can get shit out of luck,
You can get shit-faced,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, OR
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lost shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between SHit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is a bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit,
You can throw shit,sling shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Somedays are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shitm things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit, or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
its the basic building block of the English Language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to anything else!
You could pass this along, if yougive a shit!
Well, Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if
you happend to catch a load of shit from some shit head
.......well shits happens!!!!!

I just thought everyone might enjoy this as much as I did!

love kikimia