So, there i was walking to the church i paid 300 as a deposit for.... Apparently Catholic religion/church has imposed a compatibility test for couples that plan on getting married...
Seriously people, i had to take with my fiance a couples compatibility test. And if we dont "agree" with each other we get some married counselor couple lecturing us on things we need to work on. Ummmm, you know i threatned my mans ass to answer the way he needs to answer to get us out of that lecture!
After the test, we left and started laughing at how ridiculous the questions were. Do they really think that people want to be lectured about this kinda shit. I have been with my man for 6 1/2 yrs to know that all i need to do is bitch at him and threaten him to kill his dog to get things to go my way....not in that order exactly....
What is the point? Like a dumb ass test is really going to tell the future between two people in the next 3 or 6 years...
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Dont even get me started on how the Pope took it upon himself to randomly bring in two new comandments ...Im sorry did God come down with a new message and i missed it? Or is this Catholic religion becoming crazy? Who amends two commandments... ugh... i gotta talk to a priest about this one!
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catholic church crazy? what?
Yeah, I heard there is also a class you have to take where they tell you stupid stuff in there, like pre-marital sex is bad, so if you're doing it, stop. And baby jebus hates condoms, so have plenty o' babies. And they wonder why people think church is silly.
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