Well, I thought of doing something different on this blog. I will be doing what I like to call "Picture Day" on Fridays or Saturdays. And I chose this one because - it just seems to speak to me.. hmmph oh well.


I have had these crazy things that go through my mind all the time and I wanna share one with you. I was in class on thursday. I sat there in a stadium-looking audotorium of a classroom. I got there early for my psychology exam. (Which I may add I am positive I did horrible in) While I sat there and had nothing better to do - I just watched the classroom and its people. And hell, if I say so myself people watching is fun. No, not peeping - thats just sick and perverted - and no its not the same thing. People watching is interesting, its like those white folk that like to bird watch - same concept. Anywho, as I sat there bored all I can think of was how badly I wanted a camera phone. I had so many pictures to take nad no camera to take it with.

1 - The fat girl: This young lady decided to wear - on this particular day - shorts that were coochie cutters. Now for those of you who dont know what that is they look like this:
Yes, this is the original Daisy Duke - in the original Coochie cutters. Looks nice on a woman with nice legs don't it? Weel try seeing it on a LARGE girl that is obese if you were to weigh her and take her height. That girl had some serious self esteem. Cause that cottage cheese on her thighs, knees, elbows, and for got sakes her toes! I wish I was exagerrating. But the girl looked like Norbits crazy obsessed stalker: This is exactly what the girl looked like. Cheese n all. Funny thing is - she bent over in front of me too. It was quite a sight I wish never to see again - unfortunetly she dropped her pencil and couldnt seem to reach it - she kinda struggled to bend over her stomache annd cheesy legs.

2. The crazy hippie-chick. I have this girl in this class and she is the only ass hole that decides to have a conversation with the professor on OUR TIME. Yes people, you know that annoying girl that LIKES to ask questions and because of her you get the teacher rambling on about her question instead of finishing up the lecture so we can leave early and get on with our lives? Yes that fucking girl. It just so happens she like some hippe chic - wild hair like shes in the 70's or maybe even that weird hair era of the '84. Anyways her wild hair - that looks mighty crispy, was looking like it hadnt been washed for 3 decades and had random braids all over. As she sat there, she twisted our her braids letting loose a fury of wild greasy hair that begged for a pair of scissors and shampoo.
It was straight yet bushy - with weaved & unweaved braids... That was weird. She usually has it frazzled but not that bad. Must be that time of the month or something. We tend to get really careless at that time.

3 - I don't think I have ever seen so much ass on thursday as I have any other day - or wish to see any day. I am telling you - What is wrong with girls that like to wear tiny pants!!! I dont wanna see your baggage! I mean - I almost saw couters one time. Yuckiesssss. But this is what I saw all the time while waiting in class for my exam to start :






This is not fun to see. This is actually a good article about the low rise ass-crack-G-string wearing problem. Funny part about it is, it was written in 2003 - it is 2007 , how things have not changed...

I dont know if I am the only one that thinks this but - have you ever sat bored somewhere and just wished and prayed to the heavens above for someone to give you a sliver of entertainment by busting their ass? Or am I the only one? SEriously, there was this one fucking girl that kept going up and down and up and down the steps - I just started secretly, evily plotting her trip and landing onto her face . Shit I started getting creative and pictured her breaking her little heal slipping foward onto the backs of the other students that were sitting and maybe even having her hit her teeth smack into the back of the metal chair - I could see that as funny...but it never happend. I just sat there...waiting... and nothing else interesting happend.
Hmm...