What can be better than going on line n picking out dresses that you want to wear but cannot afford?
Oh this is the internet tease of mindless window shopping. This keeps the lazy people from venturing out, wasting expensive gas money, and useless painful walking, with an additional stab to the chest for not being able to purchase such a lovely item.
Sadder part about it? Its on sale. I have made this tiny new years resolution (all depending on where i would work and how much money i would have) on being able to actually spend on nice clothes - but with my pathetic paycheck n ridiculous time spent on "educating" myself i havent been able to. Not to mention the actual ridiculous pride I carry on not being able to work crappy part times. This is all due to my mother's teachings of "just because you're an immigrant doesnt mean you have to work at Burger King".
Not that im dissing you BK loving workers, but i can never serve food. im way toooo emotionally unstable for that. If i were to see a 6 year old whining for a cheese burger when he got a chicken sandwhich and running around like a bat outta hell - i would jump over the counter and slap the shit out of the mother - then dangle her son from the roof and yelling "whos you daddy now you lil shit"
My career in "how may i hlep you " would diminish quicker than Anna Nicoles weight on Trim Spa.
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