Britney's Reasoning Behind her Baldness

I am not sure if EVERYONE knows, but I am sure that your local news media is having a field day with this report on Britney Spears losing her mind and going bald....no not her bald couter pics but her actual head. I have created a small list of reasonings behind her latest stupid acts of rebellion. Enjoy because I know I did while I was making them MUAH!

The World/City Coming to an End

Im not sure if you are aware but it is predicted that there will be a meteorite that will be hitting the Earth in the near future - estimated about 2046 I have a feeling that maybe she got a whiff of this and thought, "Well, shit if the world is going to end, I might as well lose my mind - everyone already thinks I got shit for brains"...(idea was suggested by a local newstation and I think its one of the smartest ones)

Serious Depression

I am taking a wild guess here **cough cough** But maybe her craziness is due to a chemical imbalance from all her drug taking with KEvin Federline and she ended up on a bad trip of acid and its caused a chemical imbalance - making her depressed. I don't know if any of you have ever been on drugs - but if you haven't let me enlighten you. Once a person has become dependent on a drug - one of the side effects IS depression, and since there are factors that will make any normal person crazy : failed "Punked" marriage, two children born from a child herself, two children from an asshole, realizing that you never had any real friends, knowing that you've been divorced twice at the age of 25, knowing that your career has spiriled down to shit.
That and the footage I found on Youtube of her higher adn more blasted than a mother fucka!

Ooops I am sorry thats a gag reel lol HEre is the clip I am talking about:



This just goes to prove that shes a red neck and mighty country and ignorant - not to mention gross and high as hell lol sorry - I am not trying to be racia-shee but dang! Judge for yourself....
This also goes to show what their relationship was based on.."high talk"

Wants to be the Next Anna Nicole Smith

She is well on her way I have to say. Shes got the drug thing down-packed(she admitted to drug use), she drinks and mixes and passes out, sells her pictures for money, acts like an asshole in public, gets divorced, ruins her career, is famous now for being a screwup.

SOlutiOn

I guess the only thing that is helping her out is that she is actively seeking help by gettin into rehab. But that doesnt mean that shes gonna make it. She is a full blown neurotic and should really make her kids her priority. They will become the reason for her existance and her strength to live. Maybe she sshould look into growing her hair back... Oh well... that's all I got!