Friday, February 16, 2007

S-S-S-SCENARIOSSS


BEST CASE SCENARIO

Being able to make passionate,crazy,sexy love in the throws of mid-nineties Brad Pitt (Pre-dirty Angelina). There would be nothing better than make love to that man - Harlequin style! I love that man but now that hes older I appreciate him more when he was younger and sucking neck on that movie Interview with the Vampire. Its only one of the greatest movie ever made - I believe it is anyway!
Who wouldn't want this piece of ass waiting for them on their bed?
SEriously you wouldn't want this?


WORST CASE SCENARIO

It's 30 degrees outside and the heater is on in your car. You're driving normal when all of a sudden someone farts in the car . The gas is permeating your skin - almost knocking you unconscious to the point where you begin to black out mildly and swerve off and on the road almost causing a 12 car pile up on the busy expressway home. Only to pull over and kick the person outta that car.....then realizing you're alone and it was your fart. LOL I love that story.
Seriously, my nephew did this to me today - I could have died!
So from now on - I'm posting this sign on my car when there is any kind of weather that makes me have the windows up. It's either that or I kill a mother fucker:


My new ObSEssion!

I have a new obsession- it's actually been going on for about 2 months now. It's with this European artist Amy Winehouse. I fell in love with her music after being educated about her on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants, and News. He was talking about her and suggested we take a listen to her. And I have been looking for a new female artist that talked about real shit like Fiona Apple did. And there is nothing better than this crazy bitch. Here is a clip of her on a radio station. Check her out.
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She's this crazy fresh chick

I love her music, Nobody else is gonna make a song tellin you to get your own god damn weed lol


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