NETFLIX FUNNIES

I think its the funniest thing in the world when i skim through movies on Netflix and findmyself being more entertained by the publics' reviews than the actual movies that i rent sometimes. I mean damn, i have crossed paths with some funny motherfuckers.

So i decided to do a weekly set of what i call NETFLIX FUNNIES. Yeap, today I will start out with a movie i have had in my Queue ever since I saw it on another movies' previews. Anyways - the movie is called the DESCENT. its a supernatural thriller and its predictable - but i like those kinds of movies.

My first NETFLIX FUNNY goes by the name of Mr. Goodbear. For some reason i find it to be ironic...here is his review of the movie.



MrGoodBear
If you like your movies dark, visually or spiritually, youll love this one. If you counted the color of all the pixels in this film I bet 90% would be black. I hate this style. I hate this technique. I hated this movie. Most of the scenes in the cave are so dark you dont know who is being eaten alive and I ended up not really caring. Plot points are so sometimes so contrived you can feel your own IQ dropping as you watch this inept mess. My brother told me he stopped watching it after the first five minutes. My brother was always smarter than me.

UPDATE:

I SAW THE MOVIE, I ENJOYED IT. I THINK WHAT MR GOODBEAR FORGOT WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE - IS THAT ITS A MOVIE ABOUT BEING STUCK IN A CAAAVVEEEE. And that the "darkness" is supposed to add suspense and chaos while watching the movie.