I Loved NAcho Libre

This is just the funniest movies that Jack Black has made.





If you dont think this movie is funny then you shuold just die. BEcause this is hilarious, and it comes from the director of Napolian Dynomite, and if you didnt like that movie than youre an IDDDIIOOOTT LOL hahhaahah God that was great...

My second favorite character in this movie is Escaleto :



This guys smile in the movie is priceless.
The best part of the movie that made me laugh so hard that 3 drops of pee came out, is the part where Escaleto goes to give Nun Encarnacion a message from Nacho, and he has his hands folded in and as he walks away hands/palms are up in the air !! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY.
PLease watch this movie, and ejoy it as much as i did. It was well worth staying up until 4 and waking up late to go to work lol!!!

PLus, you know this movie is good when R&B singer Baby Face goes to the premier!


PLus this scene is PRICE LESS!!!


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ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I am saddend to hear that REese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe broke up. They were the ultimate it couple that seemed so perfect! They seemed to have it all and seemed to be so damn happy. This was the last couple I had hope for. Thats it, this means that no celebrity deserves to ge tmarried because this is just disappointing, not to mention the loss of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, that was just a case where i didnt eat or sleep for days...

Sob...

This forsome reason brings me to Barbra Streisands song: The Way We WEre.. Sobb.....SObbb.....



Ooops, where did this come from? Oh my god Brads naked. lol Maybe Jennifer locked him out when she found out he was cheating lol hahah oh well.. I still love him! 40 or 42 i dont care, the man is a doll!

Missing Annie Elery

Yeah its one of those days when i miss Annie Elery.
She was fun, young, and thin...
Who is this girl thats flirty? Why is she so opinionated and blurting out honesty all over the place?
Where did her belly ring go? Man, she really was a free spirit...

Well, if you're wondering who this is..its me. About 5 years ago, unattatched, free like a bird, dating all who were permitted n cute, and i was skinny.

It's amazing how time flies by so quickly... and how committed you become to people..Not that im not happy with THe BOYFRIEND . But sometimes, only on those desperate days do i wish i was single again.. You know what i mean? Expecially when you see a gorgeous man that makes you just wnana rip ya clothes off and take him right there and then..oh well...

Plus, I have gained so much weight. in the past few years.
I am 5'2 and 5 years ago I was 104lbs. I was perfectly aight. Then, I look at me now and I am 32 lbs larger. I havent gotten to total cow-look yet, just 'curvy' - thats what i am told, and then i am told that i am 'thick'. WHatever - i dont see any of that as a compliment. I want my Annie Elery back...you know when i used to look anorexic and loving it!

Yeah, those were the days when I use to think that pumping to TEar the club up thugs "slob on my knob" was cool, or Three Six Mafias albums were close to godlyness hahah. Yeah, i was pretty ghetto. I still know the words to 'slob on my knob'. Its funny dammit...HEre check out the lyrics:

""

Juicy J)Slob on my knobLike corn on the cob
Check in with me,
and do your job
Lay on the bed,
and give me head
Don't have to ask,
don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys,
let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair,
please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag,
to hide the ho face
Real name roverI said bend overI
started to knock,
then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop,
and take a dush
While she did thatI didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something (4x)
My nigga D-Magic
Said they had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in HollywoodSucks on dick, does it real good


give you money,
feel up your tummy
House full of kids,
parents all schummy
Once had a down,
backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught,
fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife,
so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time,
and never came back
Roll through the hood,
waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks,
and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he sawBogus all the time
Never get caught

Oh...its still good hahah .
I remember the days when we (my old crew) all use to smoke muffins anywhere with out a care. CApped off wanna be ghetto gangsters in high expensive-condos-suburbia...
I remember rolling balls and stupid raves and making out with the guy i could have sworn was hot - but really was not. Its hard to see when your eyes are permanently stuck in the back of your head...im not even kidding...the day when experimenting (drugs, never gay shit) was in...I am glad i got out before it got crazy.
You know whats funny and sad. When you finally stop doing all that crazy shit and you look at the 'freinds' that are left behind still doing it as the years pass and pass...and you just start feeling sorry for them because they can seem to shake the habit at all..I am just glad i never did no ruff shit...I can atleast see how people become hard drug users.. its crazy man. WHen its just there, its just there.

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A Night to Remember - "COLORED TOWN"

Overtown is an unincorporated neighborhood in the city of Miami, Florida.

Aerial of Overtown
It is located just north of downtown Miami. Overtown is bounded by NW 5th Street to the South, NW 20th Street to the North, the FEC Corridor and NW 1st Avenue to the East, and NW 7th Avenue to the West. It is adjacent to the neighborhoods of Allapattah, Spring Hill, Wynwood, Park West and is directly north of Miami’s Downtown. The neighborhood is bisected east-west by Interstate 95 (I-95) and north-south by State Road 836/ Interstate 395. At its peak, Overtown was home to more than 40,000 residents. It currently has a population of approximately 8,000, of which more than 90% are black.
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History

Early Overtown called "Colored Town"
Overtown is one of the oldest neighborhoods in Miami. In 1896 the City of Miami was incorporated when Henry Flagler, was building the railroad, needed a place for workers to live. Because at this time Jim Crow laws prevented Blacks from living within any area they desired, the land west of the railroad tracks was designated as “Colored Town.” This was the beginning of a unique Black community that is now known as Overtown.
Even under segregation, Colored Town grew into a vibrant community. Schools, businesses and churches flourished. In 1904 the City of Miami directory listed numerous businesses that included hotels, grocery and furniture stores, markets barbershops, theaters, and nightclubs. Manufacturing was limited to the production of “soda water” at the Cola Nip Bottling company, owned an operated by two Black men Osbourne Jenkins and William Sampson.
Tourists of all races, and locals alike enjoyed the vibrant life of the area. Overtown was a place known for its nightly entertainment, exotic restaurants and active churches. Celebrities such as Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Cab Calloway, Josephine Baker, Billy Holiday, Nat King Cole, Aretha Franklin and many other artists performed year round at the Sir John Hotel, Mary Elizabeth Hotel, the Lyric Theater and other Overtown establishments. In addition many prominent Blacks such as W. E. B. Du Bois, Zora Neale Hurston, Joe Louis and Jackie Robinson stayed in Overtown when vacationing in Miami.
Over the years Overtown lost its magic. Many of its core residents moved out of the area as Jim Crow laws were overturned and Blacks had more choices in where they could live. In the 1960s, two interstates were constructed through the heart of the neighborhood, displacing many residents. In the 1970s, urban renewal programs called for the demolition of housing in Overtown, displacing even more residents. In the 1980s, civil disturbances rocked the neighborhood and many buildings were destroyed, abandoned or fell into disrepair. One of the poorest localities in South Florida, the area has one of the highest murder rates in the United States.

The Clean-Up Crew
The area was also home to the Miami ring known as the clean-up crew. Led by former Turkish drug lord Omet Tehti, he revolutionized the criminal activity in South Florida. An estimated 256 million in government-seized drugs and funds are within his possession. His main enforcer was Octavian-Romeo Contreras, an impressionable youth who was oddly enough an athlete, seen as the top football prospect of 2001 and a top 50 fighter in the WBC (World Boxing Commission). Contreras was known as the "Wraith".
Along with several other trusted members of his inner circle, Tehti attempted to carry out a contract on his key enforcer Contreras. After a failed attempt, Contreras disappeared and stated to the Miami Herald during an interview in Rayford State Prison (On unrelated charges) that he did not know who Tehti was and that his name was "Anibal". Did not have any recollection of "The Cleaning Crew" or organized crime in Miami, and that he was being held for a first degree Murder Charge in the accidental/gang rival death of Arnaz Jenkins. Contreras now resides in Central Miami, Tehti and the "Cleaning Crew" never regained their dominance after the departure of Contreras from the group. Tehti still contends that he is an American Business owner and the proprietor of a simple Pool Hall in Miami's impoverished inner city and that he intends to sue the local news media for slander.

Landmarks
Overtown is home to several historic churches and landmarks including Greater Bethel AME, Mt. Zion, St. John Baptist and St. Agnes church. Some of the neighborhood historic landmarks are the Dorsey House (reconstructed home of the first black millionaire in Miami D.A.Dorsey), Old Black Police Precinct (home of the only black courthouse and police station in Miami) and L.E. Thomas Building (home of the first black magistrate in Miami).


Lyric Theater
Overtown is home to the legendary Lyric Theater. Opened in 1913, the Lyric Theater quickly became a major entertainment center for blacks in Miami. The 400-seat theater was built, owned and operated by Geder Walker, a black man from Georgia. In 1915 the Miami Metropolic newspaper described the Lyric Theater as, "possibly the most beautiful and costly playhouse owned by Colored people in all the Southland." The Lyric Theater served as a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination- and a source of pride and culture within Overtown. The theater anchored the district know as "Little Broadway," an area alive with hotels, restaurants and nightclubs frequented by the black and white tourists and residents. Clyde Killens, a local resident and entertainment promoter, was primarily responsible for bringing black entertainers -- who could perform in the clubs on Miami Beach but not stay in the hotels -- to Overtown, the Lyric Theater and "Little Broadway." The Lyric Theater's roster of stars was spectacular as the theater itself -- featuring over 150 performers including Count Basie, Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, the Ink Spots, B.B. King, Patti LaBelle, Ella Fitzgerald, Redd Foxx and Mary Wells. When Overtown began to deteriorate in the 1960's the Lyric Theater closed and would remain shuttered for four decades. The Lyric Theater is now the oldest legitimate theater in Miami and now serves as a community theater. Just as in Overtown's glory days during the early part of the 20th century, the Lyric Theater is poised to once again become, in the 21st century, a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination-and a source of pride and culture within Overtown.

The Future
Development pressure is increasing on Overtown, with promises of new housing and retail projects that will bring middle-class residents to downtown's historically black neighborhood. But even as developers maneuver to remake the area, Overtown remains the city of Miami's poorest neighborhood.
Overtown is now on the threshold of becoming a destination of choice for South Florida residents. During the next few years, approximately 2,000 housing units will be built in the neighborhood and the Overtown renaissance will continue to strengthen existing businesses and institutions with careful attention to its history and culture.


I thought i should Wickipedia, the city to see what pops out...And i found this. Who'd a thunk it? ANyways, this all plays into what happened to me and a friend of mine this past weekend - on 10/20.

I decided to not wirte about my adventure n just keep the history about the city of "colored town". Its histroy ...

UPCOMING MOVIES THAT GET MY "A OK"

The Departed:
Starring:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Jack Nicholson
Directed by:
Martin Scorsese
This movie has gotten great ratings, it contains amazing actors, not to mention a phenom of a director - nuff said!
'The Departed' is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Young undercover cop Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gangland chief Costello (Jack Nicholson). While Billy is quickly gaining Costello's confidence, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), a hardened young criminal who has infiltrated the police department...

SAw III
Who cares who directed it or whos in it. It's gonna be disturbing and thats all that matters. The previous two were tha bomb, gory and just disturbing. But you cant look away sooooo nuff said!

Marie Antoinette
Starring:
Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, Asia Argento, Rip Torn, Molly Shannon
Directed by:
Sofia Coppola
Kirsten is known for her flamboyant, off the radar movies, and shes really a great actress. Shes got talent, so does director Sofia (i can call her by her first name im cool like that). Plus its based on a woman of our history (well European history but its still our history) And all her trials and tribulations. Did you know that Marie Antoinette was beheaded? I didnt. Shes an interesting person to read about, you should wickipedia her. Google doesnt do her justice.

The Prestige
Starring:
Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, David Bowie, Scarlett Johansson
Directed by:
Christopher Nolan
Because of Hugh , Christian (my ex-lover, he fathered my imaginary love child named louis b/c hes eurpean), Michael Cain, and Scarlett Johansson - shes my gay-to-go-girl! Nuff said....
It all begins in rapidly changing, turn-of-the-century London. At a time when magicians are idols and celebrities of the highest order, two young magicians set out to carve their own paths to fame. The flashy, sophisticated Robert Angier is a consummate entertainer, while the rough-edged purist Alfred Borden is a creative genius who lacks the panache to showcase his magical ideas. They start out as...


Running With Scissors
Starring:
Annette Bening, Brian Cox, Joseph Fiennes, Evan Rachel Wood, Joseph Cross
Directed by:
Ryan Murphy
B/c i love to see and read (this was a book people, i believe a memoir) about other peoples misery - because mines not enough....nuff said!

Babel
Starring:
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal, Elle Fanning, Koji Yakusho
Directed by:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
If you havent seen Amores Perros - then you shoudl because its directed by this same guy Alejandro GOnzalez Inarritu. That film was amazing. And this will be too. Its about :
In the remote sands of the Moroccan desert, a rifle shot rings out--detonating a chain of events that will link an American tourist couple’s frantic struggle to survive, two Moroccan boys involved in an accidental crime, a nanny illegally crossing into Mexico with two American children and a Japanese teen rebel whose father is sought by the police in Tokyo. Separated by clashing cultures and sprawling distances, each of these four disparate groups of people are nevertheless hurtling towards a shared destiny of isolation and grief. In the course of just a few days, they will each face the dizzying sensation of becoming profoundly lost--lost in the desert, lost to the world, lost to themselves--as they are pushed to the farthest edges of confusion and fear as well as to the very depths of connection and love.
Oh yeah, its got CAte blanchet and Brad - nuff said!

Volver
Starring:
Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Dueñas, Blanca Portillo, Yohana Cobo
Directed by:
Pedro Almodovar

A great movie with Penelope Cruz - i like her better in her Spainiard movies, they have better directors, better plots, n are just better quality films thatn the reagular americana crap= and i dont gotta hear her heavy accent, i love that spanish accent its sooo sexy.
Penelope Cruz stars in a portrait of three women whose lives intertwine in modern-day Madrid.

Stranger Than Fiction
Starring:
Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman
Directed by:
Marc Forster
Its will farrel, and it looks like this role was made just for him. Its an interesting plot - very original i must say...

The Return
Starring:
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Beahan, Peter O'Brien (IV), Adam Scott, Sam Shepard
Directed by:
Asif Kapadia
Ohhh for this i gotta put the description because its sounds really interesting:
Joanna Mills is a tough young Midwesterner determined to learn the truth behind the increasingly terrifying supernatural visions that have been haunting her. She has made a successful career for herself, as sales representative for a trucking company; but her private life has been difficult. Estranged from her father, stalked by an obsessed ex-boyfriend, and with few friends in her life, Joanna fears that she is losing control. She sees and feels the brutal murder of a young woman she's never met, at the hands of a heartless killer--a man who appears to be making Joanna his next target. Determined to fight back, Joanna is guided by her nightmares to the murdered woman's hometown. Once there, she will discover that some secrets can't be buried; some spirits never die; and that the murder she is trying to solve may be her own.

Heres a link that will lead you to it , on Yahoo, its comin out Nov 10th :
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/comingsoon.html


Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Starring:
Alex Pettyfer, Ewan McGregor, Robbie Coltrane, Mickey Rourke, Bill Nighy
Directed by:
Geoffrey Sax

BEcause i like movie slike this sometimes thats all...
Alex Rider is a normal teenager who lives with his uncle, a boring bank manager, or so it seems until his uncle, Ian Rider, disappears under mysterious circumstances. Alex soon learns that his uncle was a spy for Britain's secret intelligence service MI6. Uncle Ian had actually prepared Alex for a career in espionage by encouraging his hobbies, and with Alex's skills in languages, scuba diving, mountaineering...

Driving Lessons
Starring:
Rupert Grint, Julie Walters, Laura Linney, Nicholas Farrell, Oliver Milburn
Directed by:
Jeremy Brock
This looks really good, i like indie films like this.

Shy and downtrodden Ben dreads yet another dreary school holiday coming around. Seventeen years of living in an absurdly conservative and traditional household with his highly-strung and overbearing mother and quiet, mild mannered vicar father have taken its toll on young Ben. While the other kids are out having fun, Ben spends these precious few weeks attending bible classes, having driving lessons...

Check your local listings, some might already be out others are comin out later in the Fall.
Tell me what you guys think when you go and see it!

I'M GETTING UPSET, "YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I GET ANGRY"!

It's about that time again. What I am referring to is a fucking smackdown. There has been shit about my job and my boss that has had me erkked for a while - and because i have kept it to myself - or atleast under control it is finally starting to turn into a terrible rage...like
the hulk type shit.



No not sexy she hulk shit. INcreDible ANgry CRazy Hulk:



Yeahhh, like this pic...

Imma turn gangsta on this ignorant bastard...maybe i should just let you in on some of my pet peeves that have turned into impossible-to-deal-with-stupid-daily-occurrences-shit:
1 - moa-fucka dont got a car, i gotta take his ass home after work - which is away from my crib all b.c. of my coworker - i did it once outta pitty, apparently its routine now.
2- tellin me "eli, im hungrrrrrrrryy, i want to eat"
Man, i dont give a fuck - eat your arm for all i care! So when i go get food, i gotta bring his ass food- moa-fucka, you better belive i dont pay for his shit.
3- asks me to bring him cigerettes too, mother fucker better start buying that shit befoooooore he comes to work, im not nobodys nana the last time i checked....again shit this other girl got him used to.
4 - callin my name out to walk to his office evvveerrryyyy 3 minnnnssss foorr stttuuupppiiiddddd shhhiiitttttttt. Its not like theres walls that go up to the ceilings he could have told me this with my ass sitting down on the chair as i surfed myspace, or reading my fav blogs...
5 - makin me count shit for the inventory in the hot ass warehouse. mOa fucker better stop beaing a cheap ass and get a fuckin owork horse to go do that shit - im not a workhorse im an office rat dammit. I dont do sweat. He can hire an individual for that shit, buutt nooooooooooo he pays me shit to do all other types of shit...

CONCLUSION:
I need to get another job - something formal, pprofessional, and where i can speak English not spanish all fuckin day - last time i checked i was llivin in USA not Dominican Republic (thats where hes from and the company is from, our office is transnational)

So yea, i need a new job - and i dont know in what...so im in the dark. I was thinking of doing the broker license and maybe workin part time for now at a real estate office and gettin my foot in the door that way. SO maybe i will pursue that forreall.
We will see, Eli hasnt made up her mind yet...oops did i just 3rd person me? BLah !

Opinionated people...Taking it too far?

When do people cross the line when it comes to their opinions? When is it too much? What ever happened to "opinions are like noses, everyones got one?" When do overbearing-opinionated-never-wrong-attitude-fat-obnoxious-bitches-ehhem-people go too far?

You know what pisses me off? (as if you cant tell!) Facking people who take it too far.
Definition: o·pin·ion·at·ed (-pny-ntd): adj.
Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.

My definition: bitches ehhm people who dont fucking listen to other peoples opinions and take it for what it is - because everyone is different - and everyone holds different priorities on various levels...
Thats my motherfuckin opinion God damnnit! What is it dammit about fucking stupid closed-minded bastards? Why cant they see farther than what the eye can see?

If we left ourlives upon these people - the world would still be considered flat. The grass would never be greener - and my opinion is my opinion. You can be wrong bitch!!!

Ever deal with any of these types of asses? Ever feel like beating them senseless? Ever want to grab your fork over a dinner conversation and want to stab them in the ear - no the eye?!!
(i am not condoning this - unless you imagine it in your head only - thats perfectly sane)

Well what I got to say is Fack you and ya momma too!! (people this is just a saying...in most cases anyway)

I am too angry to keep typing ...but i did want to vent!!! This is all I have to say to you all opinionated motherfcukersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

"GIRL YOU BETTER QUIT INTERRUPTING MY PRAYERS BEFORE GOD DIRECT ME TO WHOOP YOU ASS"

That was a famous quote from one the wonderful personalities from the show FLAVOR OF LOVE. That was a great moment on television... Anyways, I saw an awesome girlfight on monday at school. I was trying to find some parking in the garage when I happened to stumble upon a can of whoop ass!
It was two white chicks : I will give them both names so that you can follow easily to my wonderful story of action n whoop ass. (By the way, its fucked up - but dont you love it when you see something crazy live in front of you - shit I did feel really bad for the girl, but I wasnt about to get involved)
Raya stole Annes parking. I came in when Raya had just parked her car in the space. There was traffic on both sides of the garage. And once the fight started nobody moved!
I ended stopping behind Anne because she parked her car and got out waiting for her pray. She crossed her arm and stood infront of opposite traffic waiting for Raya to get outta tha car. Raya got out - lookin surprised. Anne walked up to her and proceeded to wave her hands everywhere. Thats when i lowered my window!

Anne : You stole my parking bitch, you need to move now. I have been waitin for this parking space!
Raya: Look, I didnt see you waiting, I have to get to class sorry!


This when she fucked up by turning around to walk away.
Anne, grabbed her hair (which was in a bun) and yanked the shit outta it. The classic moment was the look of surprise that Raya had. This is the first time everyone in their car did the "oooohhhh daaaammnnn" reactions..

Anne: Bitch I told you to fucking move your car, this is my spot!
Raya: Oh my god, I cant believe you just pulled my hair! I am late to class I dont have time for this shit.


Raya, again turned around to leave (stupid move AGAIN) and Anne grabbed her bun again and this time pulled as hard as she could- making sure the body and hair came down with the tug - books included.

Raya: Oh my god you crazy bitch, I cant believe you just did that , youre fucking crazy bitch.
She started to pick up her books and was bent down getting the rest of her shit. When she looks up Anne bitch-slaps the shit outta her three times.
(Again the "ohhhhh tskk daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn" reaction from all persons in cars including myself)
This is the point where I start lookin for my phone to call the universities police so that somebody could do sooooommmmething. But While my hand was doing the right thing, my eyes were doing the bad and watchin without blinking....so in the end Raya literally ran away w/out throwing one punch, and Anne sped away in her car - lookin some what happy for beating some girl up and looked at me like this :










So yeah... I went to class and told everyone that i knew.
Oh yeah, just in case you guys think im bad - im not i did get a hold of the police, but they told me if theres no victim to come make the report they would not be able to do anything w/ the tag number... soo i said OK.

Idiot of the day, possibly the year...

So there are such things as dumbass people - that is why the phrase was invented...
Dumb ass of the day possibly of the year:

A lady by the name of Charmaine went to hold up a bank, (dont remember what city) she hand wrote a note to the teller and demanded money, she also showed her a gun to fully threaten the tellers life. She even got her money - $20,000 worth and walked right outta the bank with a clean escape....almost! THe idiot was scott free until the police turned the note over n found out that the note was written on the back of an old bill with her name n address on it!!!
I tell you, some people are facking retarded. I am not condoning any type of criminal activity but if you stupid dont rob people!!!

Anyways, I am two weekends fresh outta a vacation that I forgot to tell ya'll about. I went to Orlando for a weekend with my mans and we did the whole tourist thing lol. My baby even wore a fanny-pak...those things are really useful - you can put ANYTHING in there. Anyways I got some pics and I will post only 2 - the truist tourist pics - and to make it even better - it was takin by some Asian folks - who had thousand dollar hi-tech, super lensed cameras...they must be really cheap in ASian-ville, after all large companies pay $.50 to the little poor asian and indian children that make em in their own country... Im just sayin...
For your viewing pleasure:




Im surrounded by all of them!

I also wanted to mention the amount of white people I saw two counties out of Miami... Not that I am racist or anything...but ya gotta understand. Because the typical "minority" in the U.S. are hispanics (I dont get that since Hispanics were the ones who found this "New World" the Spaniards...but thats a whole other history lesson that I will get into later) in Miami the "minority" is white people. And GOD dammit I am not use to seeing them!!! My bf on the other hand thinks hes white cause he was born here, yet when he votes he checks off "hispanic"!! I wont get into that either..... Anyways, he was laughin at me cause I was so astonished at the amount of red necks I saw... and I found myself sayin the famous line from "the Sixth Sense" with a twist...."I SEEE WHHIITTEE PEOPPLEEE". It was a classic moment. REally it was...I even found a saloon that was named after them inthe city Kissimmee - thats right before Orlando, where we stayed at..called "The Cracker House". And you know what? I sho-nuff took a picture of it!! Oh yeah here you go for your viewing pleasure...




Also, I took some pics of all the different whities I saw...but decided not to use it...thought it might be too inappropriate. I swear... they are funny lookin lol I don't think I saw so many of them walkin around like that...it was like a zoo really.Ya got youre, big ones, small ones, tourist ones, light colored ones, dark colored ones, red ones, pink ones, ghost white ones.... ans so forth...
I did see more when I went to Tennessee....But there was more fun watching these in Florida...
I guess you can call it ignorance but in Miami theres just a latin american circle of people and everyone else is a minority... Aint that crazy?? After being raised here for so long I feel weird going outta state to other states...I know that in Tennessee I really felt the whole uncomfortable thing and noticed that I was being gawked at...they got their own dose of it from me, and I enjoyed it!!
Next post, I will write about the crazy-neo-nazi white chick in my class... I am glad I am taking that class though.. it makes me aware of my racial prejudices about white people which i am trying to get over - everyone else is cool with me.... lol I am just kidding people....no ....no Im not lol By the way, the class is called "management diversity". Oh one more tidbit, growing up i never saw color as a problem - everybody was the same to me...but once I got to middle school and learned about our history is when I learned about "race" being such a hot topic, or such an issue that can change the way you get treated in America...I still see everyone as the same...but....white people are just soooooooooooo well, white lol
PEace ya'll...

Hmmmmmm.....

Since I am not doing anything productive at work - I figured I could write about random things today...as my friend suggested a bit ago.
First, I will begin with these pictures...
This my dear friends, is baby Suri. As the wait for this baby has gone on for quite some time since the day of her conception, we finally have pictures to prove that its not the imagination of everyone.
Let me be the first to say that she is absolutely beautiful!! Shes got these blue eyes that can make anyone drool over her!! And she seems to take a lot after her mom. In a few more months we will be able to see her transformation. And then we will be able to know whether its really Tom-Tom's baby or not ...

Then we have this nice couple over here new baby Shiloh
This baby has also gotten a lot of coverage - maybe even more than baby Suri...

From what I see - the baby is precious as well.And Brad Pitt is hot too. I am not too fond of Angelina - she a hoe - but Brad is my vanilla fantasy.

Then, there is the tragic death of Steve Irwin.

I really loveed this guy n his passion for animals. He really brightened the room when he would walk in and perform his craziness. As a kid I grew up with on him the tv and that was back in the day when his now wife, was just a partner in crime- worker. I really enjoyed the years that I got to see him. And before he died I am proud to say that I saw him on Jay Leno. Jay Leno loved having him on the show and I really appreciated the sentiment that he made on his show the day after the annoucement of his terrible death. There is actually video footage that is being streamed onto the internet. And I havent been able to watch it myself, because lets face it - I am a crier!
Death, is not a funny thing and it certainly is not a good thing when it isn't the person's time to go. Some poeple believe that "when its your time to go, its your time to go". I dont believe that theory, I believe that I control my destiny and all aspects of my life. I make it what I make it and mold it the way that I want. I always had a suspicion that he would die tragically with one of those infamous animals that he loved so much. But instead he died by the hands of a calm, serene, yet deadly animal. Its just a part of life that noone will be able to handle. And I sincerely send my love to his family and the two children that will never be able to appreciate his enthusiasm and love for animals, and not be able to share more of their lives with their father. I hope his wife is strong, and knows that we all love him n will miss him.
That said, I will leave you with not the video of his death but of his life. Atribute for him:





If you cant see it, here is the link :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCu-Yw84Vs or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5amFYsypQ




I also, had to add this in there that I found. I bet nobody knew about these commercials with these celeberties:

I HAD TO WRITE THIS DOWN...

I had to write this down before I forget because....I am gonna party tonight and when I get drunk well...lets just say the funny shit that happened earlier will be forgotten.
Anyways, today started out to be really funny. A friend of mine called me to tell me that I am too funny an too mean....but still funny. She kinda already knows about the people I write about sooo reading my thoughts on the blog are just a barrel o' laughs ....which she brought up a good point that on my myspace sight I need to remove the link to this blog - people will get hurt and angered by the comments I make - it may be too much sometimes, but still.... you know? Whats better consideration about another person ? I should just write about them nbehindthier backs than have them read this and get mad at me lol . Oh well....

Anyways, after laughin about that I went with my man to deposit some checks of mine at the bank. When we were waiting in the drive - thru, we noticed this guy... I must say before I go on that I have really created a monster. My poor, innocent, friendly, happy - go -lucky, boyfriend has turned a bit cynnical within the 5 years of our union, and he goes :
Boyfriend: "Dammmn babe, look at that guy over there! Its the Notre dame of Miami"
ME, Sailor Moon : "What....? Oh my, what are you talkin about his back?"
BF: "Yeah... He lookin all crazy with that hump on his back...that's huge! Fuckin EEEGOOOORRRRRR!!!!! YESSS MAAASTTERRRRRR"
Sailor Moon: "BABE! Oh my god you gonna burn in hell, buahahhahaha He does look crazy...damn EGOR lookin mother fucker"
BF: "hahhahahaha, Im so bad"
SAilor Moon: "Damn, what have I done to you ...you used to be soo nice"
BF: " Oh no he didn't. THat tall ass Egor is gettin in that tiny ass car...HHAHAHAH"


That poor crazy, bastard. Its not his fault that he was tall and had a football protection gear lookin back on him. Or that he ended up driving this crazy ass tiny clown car - with his big ass in it.. Hmm.....oh well. Like I have said before crazy lookin people out there. Oh yeah, then after the bank we went to " La Perla" its this Peruvian Restaurant that I found wth my mom, and My man looooves Peruvian food. (By the way, I am Nicaraguan and he is Cuban-American...If ya'll dont know where these places are get a fucking map on google.com - not all Latins are Mexicans you racist bastards....)
So we go to this place and usually, in Miami when you go to like an "ethnic" restaurant you dont really find the people that are from there, not all the time anyways. But this place, is one of those hole-in-a-wall places, that you really gotta find in the shopping centers - that end up being awesome restaurants, and your own personal secret-type-of-joints. Like I was saying, this place is filled with Peruvians...and if you know what Peruvians look like you will be as shocked as I am to walk in. Its like the brought them in luggage bacgs all roled up on the 4 hour flight to miami and dropped the bags at this REstaurant. They are some crazy lookin Indians. And there are all types of "Indians" in Latin American coutries, but these fuckers are funny...
check this out


soooo....it was pretty shocking to see them there ...all they were missing was their straw skirts from the realllllll indiginous folk that live in the mountains and Pueblos and outskirts of society ---like these folk :


Anyways, the lil bastard that attended me (dont get me wrong, it was great service but he insulted me!!)
The facker asked me if I was Peruvian....which is where I spit out my drink in laughter...and my boyfriend preceded to cover his face and stuff his mouth with food to avoid reactions....to my reaction...and I told the lil gay dude that I wasn't that I was Nica, and he said " Ohhh". Fucker...The major difference between their indians n my countries indians is that they are more flat faced, or have really slanted and angled foreheads, and our indans are more round faced, and because of the whole chinese - slavery that went on over there in Peru they have mixed indians with chinese people, so their people are more chinise lookin...
anyways i found his question insulting....Here is some culture for ya'll ...



This guys a trip, where else you gonna find people being carried off into the sunset by 2 bulls? (those are male cows...bulls) I actually saw shit like this the last time I went in Dec. It was funny.


I thought I should represent and put one of our pretty Nicas up in here...We are not all Indian looking.... lol


And this is just some funny shit I found. People don't realize how many tourist we have. This is one of the white people that come over and get tours of our Volcanoes and shit and hes hangin out with a fellow "indio" from Nicaville. Don't my people look funny?? lol
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This is my homie Sandino, the man that led the resistance revolutionary back in the day...This is a man who fought for freedom and fought oppression against those who did not want to value the Nicaraguan working man "campesinos". He was great and stood for honesty n truth and then the white people killed him. ... Or atleast they helped to. Anyways, his statues are all over Nicaville.



Heres a more detailed version of the history of this great man : thanks to wikipedia.com:
Augusto César Sandino (May 18, 1895 – February 21, 1934) was a Nicaraguan revolutionary and leader of a rebellion against the U.S. military presence in Nicaragua between 1927 and 1933. Labeled as a bandit by the U.S. government, his exploits made him a hero throughout much of Latin America, where he became a symbol of resistance to U.S. domination. Drawing the U.S. Marines into an undeclared guerilla war, he successfully evaded capture, eventually forcing the United States to withdraw its troops and securing significant concessions from the Nicaraguan government. However, he was murdered by General Anastasio Somoza García, who went on to seize power in a coup d'etat two years later, establishing a family dynasty that would rule Nicaragua for almost fifty years. Sandino's legacy was claimed by the Sandinista National Liberation Front, which overthrew the Somoza dictatorship in 1979.
This picture is off tha chain!..

WEll thats enough about my poor country. Maybe I wil be able to enlighten you all with this new course I am taking, its called Business in Latin America.. Its a greeat class so far...theres so much history to it...
see ya'll later!
kikimia

THIS IS UPSETTING

So, this weeks been pretty upsetting... I don't know what the hell..
It all really started out when one of my favorite bloggers decided to leave the blog world due to personal issues, I dont know if you've heard of him : http://thedailydump.blogspot.com/
this dude, right here decided to leave....and let me tell you something - he had a way of saying shit that you think about or you have always wanted to say but you can never get the right words to saythem. You know when i t comes to sarcasm and "assholeism" that each and everyone of us has ?But he really knew how to express his shit out there and now he won't be able to write, and its really crazy.
I am really gonna miss him, and when you look at the amount of people who have posted to his farewell post, its just insane that we are all so loosely connected to one another personally and physically - yet we are able to hurt or feel some type of pain or whatever this is I am feeling, I guess its disappointment. when you can't go to something that gives you relief of the real world and its just gone......this relly sucks...




Then on top of losing my real world relief - I get wrapped up in my real world, and find that I have to deal with idiots and facking asses of people when it comes to my classes. I am currently taking four cases so that I can get the fuck out quicker from school, and each and every one of my classes I have to deal with stupid teachers that assign us or worst of all "have us find our own" groups, because we are "grown up seniors" and need to deal with "real life" situations at this point in our university levels...

blah blah blah - its just an easier way of them doing shit...and I have to deal with the stupid kids I end up with....Nowadays the decieving nerdy-glasses-wearing kids can fool you. Those lazy bastards....The damn, guys i end up with dont liek to work so I have to babysit their asses because I know their lazy, and you can totally tell that their mommas still baby them and do their laundry...

Yeah, I am venting ... and rambling... but whatever.. And I am not even going to mention work - thats like a whole other issue - I am gonna put up a picture of one of the ladies I work with so you can see what I have to put up with when shes there. She is a fucking whale - like seriously, if you were to make a sea whale human - shes the image of what that would look like. I am not even exaggerating, merely saying in words what she is - which is a fat ugly nasty whale bitch. The gross and worst part about this fat lady is that
1. I have to work with her
2. She must have some hormone problem because she grows a beard and has to shave it. I know this because of that shadow that men get when their facial hair grows --hers is a beard.
3. Because she is a woman the skin on her face is not made to withstand a razor so she gets like this reaction - pimples on her hair follicles, cause i guess they turn into ingrown hairs that infect the skin so her beard area is filled with pimples...
4. She is a miserable fat person. I thought all fat people were jolly? You know - like Santa. I have met plenty o' fat people who I am associated with and they are all Jolly ass folks - I see as a way of their "happiness" more of an outlet to forget about their roundness. Shit I know REally Funny FAT people.... lol they make jokes, so that people laugh at their jokes and not at them...you know laugh with them not at them kinda thing...

Also, I am upset because I have been working out for the past 3 weeks and I havent had any results yet.. I had gained some weight - and since I make fun of fat people theres no way in hell Imma fall into THAT category because then that would mean making fun of myself and that would be pretty stupid. I mean think about it, a fat girl (and im not FAT, just getting chunky - where if i dont get careful i can end up fat) making fun of other fat girls that just ridiculous!! Which it really is, I know this one girl ...Lets call Her "Mindy" , she is one of those "jolly fat girls" she jokes around alll the time and shes a good person. Her problem is that she thinks shes not fat. Dont get me wrong - she knows shes "overweight" but she dont think she FAT and SHE IS FAT. LIKE A BLIMP. How can I explain her fatness......ok, when she exposes her stomache there are three bellies.
Three stomaches that overlap eachother. Yeah...well my point is that I dont want to be like her or end up like her...sooo I have been working out - Ive mainly done cardio and circuit training with weights and stuff and I havent lost 1 lb. I have cleaned up my fast food eating. The only thing I can think of that I need more time to wait for results or start eating more meals a day...or maybe even work out more days outta that week... But I thought that working out 3 days a week would be ok since I am just starting to work out again.
Maybe one of you could explain this to me....

Well, Im gonna post my "crack house" neighbor soon , I really wanna get him in that jumpsuit for you guys, but im scared hes gonna kill me...and I will make sure to post the picture of the whale that works with me. Night ya'll I gotta go to bed..

kikimia - Sailor MOOn

Sooooo we had a hurricane...storm...wind n rain

Yeah thats right, we were supposed to have a hurricane -Ernesto was his name-o. lol But yeah, it ended up becoming no more than a rain storm after it came off of Cuba. So don't worry guys I am still alive. Oh by the by, the best part about the whole mess was that school was cancelled for two days and I still get to get paid at work for the days that I missed. So if that's not good news than I don't know what is!!

I am at work currrently and I must say I am facking bored outta my miind. I just finished all my work and hope to be leaving very soon after FED EX gets here to pick up some envelopes. Damn them damn them! I gotta go to my university's bookstore to return a book and buy a book - because you know they be tryin to rip you off - thats why I get my books ordered online, and before the return date is due i give em back for my damn money. THey are so inconsiderate for us poor college students. They make it so damn hard to even want to go to school! Know what im sayin ?!

I must admit - I got the hyper bug in me - and these next words are gonna end up as ramblings that have been left in my mind. I been meaning to write up some stories in here but I been forgetting.

So, my boyfriend decided to paint his room yesterday. Yeap, hes been feeling very TLC lately - no not the acronym for Tender Love n CAre, but The Learning Channel people. You know - painting, buying furniture, moving shit around, employing me for hard work n labor on a day that i should be chillin, type of thing. He finally gets a day off of work and my ass has to work. I had to help him pick a color that would look semi-normal and all. The other colors he was pickin was off tha chain. Its a shame that i left him alone today to finish the room up. I am worried to what imma find when i go to his house later on after work; cause he was gonna finish the room up. His ass probably hasnt even bought the couch yet.

Oh guess what. ....... FED EX man is here, you know what that means right? I mma get my happy ass outta here and collect some money at school! PEace YA'll

kikimia - the original SAILOR MOON!!

ANOTHER WEEKEND BITES THE DUST!!

FRIDAY
Sooooo, now I am having problems posting pictures ain't that some shit? Anyways, my weekend was pretty simple. My nephew came back from a trip from Colombia and we welcomed him home properly with balloons n banners n cake and all. I might wanna add that he's 6 and the only nephew of the family soooo we pretty much over did it. The best part was that it was a great excuse to drink at the house lol. I got nice and tipsy and had fun with the family.

SATURDAY
I pretty much watched all my netflix movies and just so you know, I get three at a time. I think that netflix is one of the best inventions that was created for the REAL couch potatoes of America!! That and it saves you money on the gas you'd spend gettin to your local video store n back and then the unneccesary spending you end up doing buying chocolate, gummy worms, and the ohhh sooo fattening pop corn and soda! So, netflix is the best! I recommend them. I only had one problem and it wasn't even their fault. My local mail department stole one of my movies. But I didn't have to pay for it because they got a limit on "in case shit happens" type of deals.

SUNDAY
Realllly didn't do much at all. Watched television and laughed my ass off at KEven Ferderline's performance on the Teen choice awards. I never watch this award show - but when I heard that he was going to make his "debut" lol I had to see it live! And I might tell you that that man is just as crazy as Paris Hilton thinking he can sing. I am sorry correction --- he thinks he can rap. The poor boy sucks soo much caca that it's not even funny. I was watching completly amazed of how big his ego is. In his rhyme he talks about how he is in another tax bracket cause of all the money hes got.....but its not his money.....oh and not to mention the cars and doe in his bank lol
I came to a conclusion to his money making schemes. His ex was an actrees - she had some money and when they divorced he got some money outta it. And you know that celeberties have a clause in their prenups that include more money for each child that a mate gives them. That explains why he keeps Britney prego so that he can get more doe in the end when her splits from her cracker ass. That's what he's really talkin about in his rhymes@@!!!! So yeah, I caught that K-FED!!! Damn, that guy really sucks ass....
My drug neighbors were at it again this Sunday. Yeah, i saw them parked all sideways as usual, and they had their jumpsuits nad painter masks....They even mowed their lawn this weekend. Once I get off my lazy ass and buy batteries for my camera, you all will see what I am talking about!!! I must say they always have it kept up. I guess it is to hide any "suspicion of the drug trafficking, making, packing, and distributing" lol hahaha I wonder how long they have been at it. I have been in the neighborhood for 4 years....man I can't believe nobody says shit.. Oh well, "see no evil speak no evil " eh? Plus, I wouldn't tattle, I'm not trying to get killed !!!

Did anybody else see that wack ass performance?
kikimia

ONE OF THOSE SUMMER DAYS...

TODAY'S ONE OF THOSE BLAH DAYS...
YOU KNOW THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU FINISH WORK REALLY EARLY LIKE AT 12 AND YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE DAY SURFING THE NET, BUT ONLY FIND YOURSELF BEING DONE AFTER 15 MINS AND THEN YOU ARE LEFT WITH REALLY NOTHING TO DO? WELL YEAH, THATS PRETTY MUCH HOW ITS GOING OVER HERE.
OH BY THE WAY PEOPLE REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR LEONS PAGE ON THE 2006 WEBLOG BLACK AWARDS: https://blackweblogawards.wufoo.com/forms/2006-black-weblog-awards-finalists
AND IF YA DONT KNOW WHO LEON IS WELLLLL THEN LET ME INTRODUCE YOU :
http://listentoleon.blogspot.com/

HES FUNNY AS ALL HELL. YOU WILL ENJOY HIS SARCASM...INTELLEGEANCE...AND BRUTAL HONESTY ... ALONG WITH HIS ERRATIC GOINGS ON..



TO SOMETHING ON A SERIOUS NOTE

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS FACKING GUY - John Mark Karr...HES HAS SUPPOSIVELY ADMITTED TO COMMITTING THE MURDER OF JONBENET REAMSEY. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? ITS BEEN A WHOLE DECADE AND THIS GUY WHO APPARENTLY ADMIST TO HER MURDER WAS ARRESTED IN THAILAND - AND BROUGHT BACK TO THE US TO PROSECUTE HIM AND INVESTIGATE FURTHER. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVENT HEARD OF THE CASE HERES A LIL DIDDI THAT WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACHE CHURN.

IT WAS IN 1996 THAT A LITTLE PAGEANT QUEEN WAS FOUND AT THE AGE OF 6 IN HER BASEMENT IN BOULDER,COLORADO. SHE WAS TAKEN FROM HER ROOM, RAPED, AND MURDERED. ALONG WITH HER BODY, WAS FOUND BY THE MOTHER, A RANSOM NOTE THAT DEMANDED $118,000.00
THE MURDER TOOK PLACE IN HER HOME - WITH NOONE HEARING OR NOTICING THAT ALL OF THIS WAS GOING ON.

FROM THERE LIFE FOR THE RAMSEY'S ALONG WITH THE SMALL TOWN BECAME A HAIL STORM OF QUESTIONS AND SUSPICIONS WITH NO HARD SUSPECTS. AT THE BEGINNING THE MAIN FOCUS WAS WITH THE PARENTS WHO HAD MURDERED THE LITTLE GIRL BUT EVIDENCE PROVED THE OPPOSITE, AND THE DNA FOUND IN THE LITTLE GIRLS UNDERWEAR FROM THE RAPE DID NOT MATCH ANY OF THEM. 10 YEARS LATER - NOTHING NEW HAD COME UP. JUNE OF 2006 - THIS YEAR JONBENEY'S MOTHER DIED OF OVARIAN CANCER. SHE DIED NEVER REALLY KNOWING WHO MURDERED HER LITTLE PRINCESS - HER PAGEANT BEAUTY QUEEN.

ON THE DAY OF AUGUST 16, 2006, ONLY TWO MONTHS AFTER MRS. RAMSEY'S DEATH THE CAPTURE AND SUPPOSIVE ADMITTANCE OF THE MURDERER WAS TO BE HEARD FROM THE EX TEACHER OF THE BOULDER,COLORADO AREA (WHERE SHE LIVED) JOHN MARK KARR. HE CLAIMS HE WAS WITH HER WHEN SHE DIED, THAT HER DEATH WAS ACCIDENTAL, AND THAT ALL HE WANTED WAS THE MONEY FOR THE PLANNED RANSOM. HE SAYS HE DRUGGED HER, RAPED HER, AND KILLED HER BY ACCIDENT.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILL SOMEBODY? HOW MUCH WORSE WOULD IT SOUND IF HE SAID HE ACCIDENTALLY DRUGGED AND RAPED HER??? HMMMM SICK FUCKER...

ANYWAYS, HE HAD MOVED TO THAILAND APPARANTLY BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN ARRESTED AT ANOTHER SCHOOL FOR HAVING HAD MINORS' NAKED PICTURES. HE IS A PEDOFILE... YOU SEE? AND SINCE HE COULDN'T GET ANY WORK HERE TO MOLEST OR KILL ANY OTHER CHILDREN BY PRETENDING TO BE A TEACHER HE MOVED TO ALL PLACES, TO THAILAND. IT WAS ONLY HIS SECOND DAY TEACHING OVER THERE WHEN HE GOT ARRESTED.

THE INVESTIGATORS ARE NOW WAITING FOR DNA RESULTS AND ARE INVESTIGATING TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT HE REALLY IS THE MURDERER OF ONE OF MOST FAMOUS UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF THE PAST DECADE.

IF YOU SEE THE PICTURES OF THIS GUY - HE LOOKS LIKE A SICK FUCK.

IF THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE REAL KILLER THAN I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE RAMSEY FAMILY, BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF THOSE SINICS WHO BELIEVED THAT THE MOTHER HAD REALLY MURDERED THE DAUGHTER. YOU KNOW NOW ADAYS YOU NEVER KNOW!! BUT YEAH, I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF HER REALLY IS THE REAL DEAL. IF NOT, THEN I DONT KNOW...I GUESS I WILL KEEP THAT OPINION TO MYSELF AND LEAVE IT IN GOD'S HANDS.



ON OTHER NEWS:

WHO ELSE LIKES ALL THE OLD MOVIES THAT EDDIE MURPHEY USE TO MAKE IN THE 80'S ? LIKE:

TRADING PLACES, THE BEVERLY HILL COPS MOVIES ALL OF EM THEY ARE GREAAATTT, 48 HOURS, THE GOLDEN CHILD, HARLEM NIGHTS, AND ALL HIS STUFF FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

THESE ARE ALL GREATS...

ANYONE ELSE LIKE? LET ME KNOW .

KEEP ON KEEPIN ON!!

KIKIMIA

Soooo my neighbor sells crack....

Yeah, people i do believe my neighbor sells something im guessin crack or something maybe grows some plants lol
See this house is in a prodominantly nice neighborhood, and is so fuckin suspicious.. Here are some things that make it suspicious:

1. I live in Miami and for all who know Florida ia Hurricane land... yeap, so what do you do when they come? your board up if u dont have reall shutters...so ply wood is your shutters...this house has had every window boarded up for the pst 5 years ive lived in this neighborhood.

2. The garage itself has gated bars. Not even in the ghetto does the garage have bars gating it in.

3. The AC outside is not plugged in its old and rusted out in death. How do I know? well, the cable is ripped out, its old and rusty...See these people dont have have bushes to cover their shit.. lol

4. When these people that dont live there show up they park one car sideways to the garage u know parallel and open the gate and the guy (im not even gonna say what race he n his lady is)
And when you drive by they be starin at you all suspicous.

5. The guy and the lady wear jumpsuits and wear those painter masks at all times!!!

6. Its a goooood neighborhood and they are just suspicious...they come about 3 times a week and dont live there....

Once i put batteries on my digital camera i will take some snap shots somehow of this house for you and you decide what your opinion is... hmmm
i hope they dont have internet, because by the looks of it they cant afford it...because of their cars .....

and thats it for now....

kikimia - live strong

IM NOT SURE .....WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE...

SOOO, THERE HAS BEEN A LOT GOING ON LATELY. I WOULD LIKE TO START BY SAYIN PANCREATIC CANCER SUCKS ASS. THERE IS SOME BAD NEWS... MY FATHER IN LAW PASSED AWAY WITH THAT HORRIBLE CANCER! HE WAS SO FULL OF LIFE AND HE WAS SNATCHED FROM ALL OF US IN LESS THAN A MONTHS 1/2.

WE ALL ALSO BLAME THE HOSPITALS INCOMPITANCES WITH ALL THEIR DOOGIE MD'S THAT WORKED ON HIM.

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PERSON WHO GETS CHECKED REGULARLY ON A MONTHLY BASIS HAS NO SIGN OF THE CANCER IN THEIR BLOOD WORK ! ITS JUST UNBELEIVABLE TO ME. JUST RIDICULOUS REALLY. HE WAS A GREAT MAN, AND HE WAS HONORED IN THAT WAY AT HIS PREOCESSION - TO THE BURIAL . WE PLAYED HIS FAVORITE SONG IN THE WORLD : FRANK SINATRA -I DID IT MY WAY. AND WE CRIED HARDER. HE HAD MANY VIEWERS, ATTENDEES, PEOPLE WHO LOVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY. ITS BEEN HARD FOR HIS FAMILY, BUT THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY CLOSE-NIT FAMILY AND THEY WILL GET THROUGH THIS TIME.

ITS REALLY CRAZY GOING TO HIS HOUSE N NOT SEEING HIM THERE. I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE HE JUST WENT OUT FOT COFFEE AND CIGERRETTES OR SOMETHING. ITS AN EMPTINESS THATS ALMOST EERIE. I WONDER IF ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN....

HE WAS ONLY 62 AND THAT WAS 62 YEARS TOO YOUNG. I VE KNOWN HIM FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN WITH MY BF. AND I AM PROUD TO HAVE MET SUCH A CHARMING, LOVING, N PEACEFUL MAN. HE WAS ALWAYS GOOD TO ME AND LOVED ME BEING WITH HIS SON. AND HE CONSIDERED ME A PART OF THE FAMILY AND ALWAYS DEFENDED ME. MY FAVORITE TIMES WERE SPENT ON THE PORCH OR ON THE COUCH LISTENING TO HIS FANTASTICS STORIES THAT IVE HEARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT HES SO MUCH FUN TO LISTEN TO THAT YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF THEM.

LOSING SOMEONE SUCKS. LIFE GOES ON EH? IF WE ARE MEANT TO DIE THAN WHY DOES IT HURT THIS MUCH? WHY DO WE SUFFER? I BELIEVE ITS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING THAT SAYING THAT EVERYONE KNOWS : YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE GOT TILL ITS GONE. BUT WHAT IF YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT? AND YOU DONT WANT IT TO BE GONE?

CYCLE OF LIFE? REALLY? CYCLE OF LIFE: BORN, GROW, SURVIVE, AND DIE. EVERYTHING IS DEFINITE AND YET ITS NOT. ALL THE MATERIALISTIC THINGS IN THE WORLD MEAN NOTHING IN THE END. BECAUSE WHEN YOURE GONE....YOUR GONE, AND THE ONES WHO LOVE YOUARE THE ONES THAT ARE LEFT BEHIND TO MOURN YOU.

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT IM NOT SURE WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY...I GUESS IM JUST VENTING...WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE?

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE, TAKE NOTHING AND NOONE FOR GRANTED, WHEN THEIR GONE THEIR GONE, AND ONLY THEIR MEMORY IS LEFT BEHIND...

THINK ABOUT IT,
KIKIMIA

Why Lord Why?

Oh lord, I know I am gonna go to hell for this one. I have been going to several hospitals for the past month or so because my father-in-law has an illness ( I will update you all later, its too upsetting to discuss openly to strangers for now). Anyways, I realized and noticed more in depth the high degree of vanity that runs through me... well see this is the thing. Whenever you leave your regular and normal surroundings you notice certain things. I tend to notice people. People who are facked up and jacked up looking. I am talking about people who do not deserve to walk around in public and should be kept in plastic bubbles inside caves. I am talkin about those people you look at and are like, "Damn! Did they just fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down" people.
I don't know where these people are from and I like to keep it that way. It's the same way whenever you go to the local state or county fair and there are all these monster and goblin lookin people around, but they are not in custume---they are regular people...The freaks come out at the damn fairs here in Miami lol i swear to God!
But I mean damn... it just makes you think about how many others there are alllll over the world....


Anyways, I have a really funny example of this one guy who is a man-nurse there at the hospital that my father-in-law is currently at. He looks like he is in his 40s and he is such a funny lookin fack. It is amazing to me the strength and amount of courage and ability to convince himself of his daily dilemma. See the thing is that hes a guy who is obviously bald okay...and he uses hair plugs and on top of that he sprays his scalp. You know what that is. For those of you who don't. There is a spray (kinda like a spray paint - in a spray paint bottle or aerosole bottle) that you are supposed to spray on your head to make the illusion that you are not hairless - just you know - you have a naturally BLACK SCALP. And theres different colors: black, brown, grey, and even white! Well this poor man-nurse walks around all day seeing patients who can obviously see his balding head and fake "tape job" done on his hairline on his forehead. He has reconstructed a new hairline for his forehead. It really is the funniest shit you have ever seen in the world. I can understand you got like a lil tiny swirl and you spray it and maybe comb some hair over it...and it can give off that illusion... But if you're full blown bald and have 4 hair plugs that stick out like sore thumbs and on top of that spray black paint on your bald head and we can all see the black scalp with the dripping-paint-from sweat- forehead hair line ....we know its not real. Not only that...its been raining crazy in Miami...and that shit was tore up today lol And to just top it really all off...he be short....Yea, the man is short....EVERYONE CAN SEE THE DAMN HEAD.... Even if you didn't want to look at his head that the only thing that you see...Oh yea...you all know how bright those lights be at the hospital and the nursing stations... lol ohhhh it is too funny. If I have the audacity I will try to take a picture of the "phenominally bald-spray-painted man-nurse" lol heheh

peace out,
kikimia

Random thoughts..

So today was pretty boring. The only excitement I had (excitement being another brush with death - and my heart beating at 50 beats per second) was when I was driving to school on the expressway and a crazy rainstorm -"hurrincaneisc" (thats right i made it up! You can make weather words up when living in Miami).
Anyways, this crazy rainstorm was falling and of course to my luck I happened to be driving in my mothers Mini Cooper (my car is currently in the shop) which i swear is a death trap with its match box size and all. So for the rest of the 30 min drive which is usually 15 mins from my house to school, I was driving at 35 MPH (speed limit is 60 MPH) because there was shit to see, it was literally sheets of white rain and all I used for reference to the road was the handy hazard lights of the vehicles ahead of me. Now that I think of it i could have fallen in the ditch near by lol but oh well.
Anyways, these facking Mini Coopers (yes, Fack is spelled currectly) whoever invented constructing tiny facking cars that are supposed to be "cute" to women (in other words an impulse buy) is an idiot. Especially in Miami. You have to have a high car because of the weather here. If its not sunny its got these ridiculous "hurricaneisc" rain storms. Not to mention they happen through out the year, and right now its fackin hurricane season already so go figure. Anyways, my point is because of the tiny match box size of this car I got splashed on constantly by other cars. I am talking about a other compact cars, trucks, SUVs, fackin motorcycles, shit even bicycles! Well the water that was once clear rain is now muddy and dirty and lands on the windshield and and messes my view up even more. On top of that, I have to worry about the force of wind that is produced by other vehicles that rush by me and the car swirving all over the place. I am not saying my personal car is best car in the world ( Kia Sportage) but its fackin better than the match box death trap.
I also wanted to add a new section today:

Phrases of the day I learned:

"blue-ribbon fuck"
"championship asshole"

This is an old phrase that my boyfriend uses all the time and it is my alltime favorite:
"It's hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock" I love this one, this is when you have those summer days that are blazin hot and you can fry an egg on side walk hahaha Love ittt.....It's pretty popular...

I am out by ya'll!
kikimia lives on...

Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants, and News: A heart-warming tale: Why I despise organized religion..

This is a link to the page of one of my readers that left me a comment. Thanks by the way oh and yeah i LOVE THIS BLOG !! MUAH CHeck it out ya'll

Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants, and News: A heart-warming tale: Why I despise organized religion..

DOOO DOOO DOO DOO UPDATE UPDATE DOOO DOO DOO

My bad, my bad I have been delaying my project and have not been able to breathe on the internet lately...people be having problems man!

Okay, so back on 6/19/06 I left a post saying I was going to start my famous "I can't believe you're wearing that shit" photo shoot and questionnaire. But after further review and consideration from some people about the consequences that can occur (Like a fat bitch puttin a stomp on my assss) I have reconsidered actually addressing these individuals/ victims of fat and improper clothing. Sooo, this means I will be Snapping pics of these people without them knowing and I will then conceal their identities with lil black stars on their eyes thanks to photo shop.

I have a friend who has already taken pictures for her and my amusement. Her first victim is this girl we had in class last semester and now this new semester in school she has been blessed with having her for another course! She is a heffftttyyy-bag lookin chick that I had happened to nick name "SLOTH" - she walks rather slow due to her weight and the rubbing of her jeans on her legs and uses her arms to flail foward to walk. Since sloths actually use trees for movement - I guess you can say she be lookin more like "Big Foot" (you know the Big Foot monster that supposively lives in the forrests? If you need more reference check out the movie "HArry and the Hendersons") It basically balances her out.

Now, this might seem mean but when I show ya'll what I'm talking bout, you shall see and understand my pain. Anyways, I am also adding here today a lil diddi that my accomplice has sent me to further promote my quest for the truth and a lil more understanding from you all about my feelings about these things that go on in MIAMI .
I hope you enjoy it and appreciate it for what its worth. MUAH to you all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHHF-XbJ-Y

Oh yeah, a further announcement. I will be creating kind of like a Dictioanary of certain "terms of endearment" that people I know and I use all the time. SO that everyone can be kept up to date. Examples like Jumanji lookin crack whore and Fackin Mankey bitch. Things like that ...
luv, kikimia