My Kinda Beer

I wanted to talk about how yummy this beer was in Nicaragua. I liked it. And i am not a beer drinker. And the top reasons why i enjoyed it was because it was smooth, tasty, and the easiest drunkenest ever.

You can click here if you want to find out about the beer.
Its made in Nicaragua and its become one of the most hightech breweries in Latin America. :)
VIVA LA TONA!!!

The best way to get drinking in Nica-ville is when you buy 10 one liter bottles and head out to the mountains to the farm and hang out with the horses and all your cousins and you are drunk and riding like cowboys and cowgirls....
I recommend this beer to everyone. They have actually started exporting it to the US since '03. Try it out and tell me what ya'll think

Dont Like Change

Why i ask is MSN changing hotmail procedures? I do not like change when it comes to technology and its hurting me. Now i have to be reading the updates to the system and all the "cool, new, fresh" updates. This is stupid. I dont care about the color of the background for my email. Who does? I dont.

Its just like when Blogger decided to change up the system. Though it has made this whole blogging easier it was hard at first. I had to get a new background and learn how to paste my html codes, and i also had to admit that it was easier to use. And theres nothing worse than admitting that something new is easier to use.

I have also been noticing that my reading blogs are slowing up on their writing... Whats up with that. Its like everyone is moving on and having something better to do with their lives than to post for strangers all over the world. What kind of insult is that to their readers? Hmph....I am not happy about going to my favoritve blogs and seeing 2-3 week old posts up. Im not one to talk, but to my defense i was out of the country for the death of my grandfather....


UPDATE ON RELIGION

My trip to Nicaville, has enlightened my senses of my religion. I was baptised a Catholic and made it official entering Christ into my life by being confirmed and having my first communion. I have to say that noone ever prepared me for doing my first confession. It was more like a sob fest. And to a priest non the less. Im just glad i was able to know a little more about my religion. Its like i took it for granted all these years. Now, im on a mission to finding a church to attend. Why? Well, i want to be closer to the all mighty and also i need a place to get married at. I figure a year is a good sign of my faith. After all, i am recently confirmed.
I got yelled at by the priest on how unbelievable it was for him to believe that i didnt know my prayers at the age of 23. He was shocked that i hadnt done it sooner.

Now, i know all of them in Spanish. I need to learn them in English....I need to get my fiance confirmed and deal with the aftermath of his familys bullshit to my choices. They were very anti-catholic, but atleast this will be one more way of me getting a jab in eh? lol Whatever. I have to have something that they dont like. And i like to keep it that way.

SEX AND THE CITY

THE MOVIE

Thy hype around the Sex and the City Movie is insane and i will be on top of the foilming process constantly. I cannot wait to see the frieking finished touch of theis awesome series. If you have never seen an episode i suggest you go here. Watch as many as you can or buy the damn seasons. They are worth every penny.

You can also check out PEOPLES small article about it online. I am really excited about this movie. I loved the show so much. Its got everything a person needs to be entertained. Its good for men and women. I got my bf watching it after this one episode where Samantha was complaining about how bad one of her lovers blowjobs cum tasted really bad. And the way she thought she could convince him of not swallowing any more was by making him taste it. Little did she know he would stoop as low as to actually taste his cum ....that she had to keep blowing him and swallowing hahahaahah

It sounds bad but if you watch it its priceless. I swear.

Here is a sneak peak of my lovely ladies.
Sweet huh? If you are a big fan than you are waiting impatiently like i am. Especially since filming has actually started only last week. I wonder how long it will take the to film? And how long it will be until the plot is leaked out? And i wonder if Carry Bradshaw is married with Mr. Big in the film??? OHhhhhhhhhhhh i cannot wait!


Oh p.s.

Later later later, i will write about my grandfathers burial. Not now....ill post up photos of it. His burial was better than princess Diana's it was beautiful.

When someone dies

Like i told you the other day, my grandfather was bad. He past away at 1pm on September 11....what a day huh?

Yeah, my family and I are heading to Nicaragua. My mom and brother are there already, and im going to accompany my dad. My dad is doing okay, but i know tomorrow is going to be rough. My whole family will be there and its going to be a serious cry fest...

Keep the ones you love close. You never know when their last day will be.

Tell them that you love them all the time, every second that you can.

Not a Great Friend

I was just thinking about this the other day while having lunch with a friend of mine. See, it was her birthday and i didnt remember cuz....well, its not important. My fiance should be lucky i remember his at all...Anyways, she calls me up to see what i was doing, and i was like "um, nothing i dont have a jobbbb u know that". Anyways, she blatantly reminds me of her 30th bday...and i was forced to be overjoyed about her being an old ass lady. So i was like "oh, happy birthday Lisa" "Hope you feel youngeR". Anywho she waits on the phone and im like "soooo wanna get something to eat" and shes like "yea, im not hungry but we can sit and talk".
I didnt believe her cuz shes like the size of my house and shes always hungry. Anyways, we go and meet up and im eating and she orders a beer and a plate of fries. So we are talking, and all of a sudden we get the bill and shes like "oh by the way, your paying for me"

I was not happy, and she saw it on my face too. This bicth knows i aint working, she aint working, and shes meeting people to hang to pay for her??? !! I was like oh whattt.....
So i tell her, " Lisa, you know im not working, what would you have done if i didnt have money (luckily my mom had given me a $20 for gas) on me? I mean, you cant just spring that up on an unemployed person, you most of all should know that" (did i mention shes not working either? She got fired )

So shes all like, "oh thats ok, ill just pay with my credit card". I got mad but i atleast gave her my evil eye look and let her ass know i was displeased. Her bill came out to 5 bucks so i paid it. But she knows not to be doing that shit to me. I dont roll that way.

Thats when it dawned on me that i am truely a bad person to be friends with. I mean honestly, friends are so self-involved and are too time consuming. It is rare to first of all, have me open up enough to care about you as a friend of mine and hard enough for me to show any compassion, but thank god my fiance has broken some of those walls i had put up. But seriously, its tiresome sometimes.

Lately, i have been eliminating people from my life that are useless and who exhaust the life out of me. Its like im turning into the girl i used to know in high school. That was not a nice person, fun to be with, but not nice at all. Its just that people are taking advantage of the nice me from the past few years and i cant have that happening to me at this stage in my life.

Anyways, i started thinking about all these things. I like to hang on to my old friends, but i dont like to call because i dont want to hear about their problems. Everybody has problems i accept that but my momma always told me not to talk about my problems, because people throw it in your face later on. And of course, true as gold that shit happened to me. Did you know that youre not even supposed to tell your man personal secrets? Cause that shit will get thrown back at you when you least expect it. So im changing it up a bit and starting to be picky about who i chill with lately and analyzing now that my wedding is getting closer that some people are even worth paying for. Its really upsetting because this is when you really start noticing shit and its getting me pissed.

The upside? I get to be surrouned by people who i love and love me for the way i am...im kinda a bitch if you havent caught on from all my posts....I even have this cute little tag on my myspace page that reads "I dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce" And this cute wheel of fortune type of spin the wheel with different levels of bitchyness.

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Bad News from my Homeland

My mothers traveling with my brother at our homeland in Nicaragua, it was my cousins wedding and she had to handle some stuff about her houses. And she called today notofying my dad and my other brother and I about my grandfather, my dads dad. Hes finally looking like hes gonna kick it. Hes apparently in agony now, cant speak, cant see, the dimentia he had sort of controlled last year when i saw him.

He was walking and talking, and still so full of life, and most of the time hes knew what he was saying. But then he would talk off topic. It was so scary then, because this was such a great big man in our world, and i hate seeing him that way. In a way, im glad i hadnt seen him like that because i would have lost my shit. Im gonna miss him and its going to suck asshole when we go to the funeral in Nicaragua. Last tiem i went to a funeral there was for his wife and i was 8 years old. That was my first funeral, my second funeral was with my father in law about a year ago. And, i can honestly say, that i hate funerals with all my heart.... its incredibly heart breaking. This death of his, is going to be the 2nd most traumatic death in MY lifetime of my family. We are not a family that is surrounded in death.

You know what i mean? Those people you know that have someone die in their family like every other day and it gets to the point that they are so immune to it that they dont even bother to show up and mourne but show up for the free drinks and snacks before dinner.

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Better Knews

My fiance and i have been always talking about how we want to be active people, and enjoy the outside party life that is miami, and enjoy the parks. We have always been wanting to go biking but we never really took the initiative to do it. Anyways, he bought our bikes the other day and we went trail riding all over this beautiful park near Coral Gables. Its called Matheson Hammocks Marina. Its a lovely place, and somewhere that is close to my heart. Back in the late 80's and early 90's my family would wake up very early in the morning and pack up the deviled ham-mustard sandwhiches and ride to that beach in Matheson Hammock Park. I remember that it was the funnest time in my childhood. Something that i will definetly pass on to my gorgeous children. My Fiance loves the place and its a nice family beach. Far from the hoochies and wanna be gangstas of south beach. Far from fake ass ghetto miamians. Far away from drunk drivers, and ridiculous tourists. Its a beack located centrally in the area of the lavish and ridiculously rich people of miami. The area of Coral Gables is just insanely drowing of rich original snobs. Its fabulous.

Needless to say the drive on the way over there leaves you gawking at the insanely huge mansions that you pass by. Its great, i always see one that i missed.

Anyways, back to the point that we rode there in these fabulous trails that lead us to our little beach and we got to bike ride next to the beautiful ocean of Biscayne. We sat down to rest and smoke 3 ciggerettes and drowned in water, we saw some rich old man trying to get lessons in surfing with a glider. It was great watching him bust his ass. In the distance we saw down town and miami beach i think....

I think we rode out for about 2 or three hours. It was wonderful, bad news is i forgot to bring my camera. We got to see crazy Florida iguanas, they were running around everywhere, and they are HUGE. We got to see what seemed to be an alligator and i yelled at my hubby to pedal faster and away the water, we got to see a family of racoons - the mom and her two babies. Oh!! we got to ride in this awesome but creepy trail that is 3 feet wide and its in between growing mangroves, and there were baby crab everywhere, we killed like half of the zillion we saw. It was a lot of fun. So, thats going to be our new thing, riding bike and finding trails all over Miami. Its gonna be a blast.

Thats all i got for now...Im jamming to foo fighters just now...love them. And for some reason they were all over the VMA Awards this year, whats up with that? Anyways, im gonna talk about Britney Spears later later. Not now, now...next time kiddies!

IM FEELING GARTH TODAY

It might just happen to be because my bf came to save me from making dinner tonight and watching High Fidelity just a little while ago that Im feeling Garth Brooks right now.

I know, if you dont like country, then youre like "oh my god". But i never liked him either, because i thought it was stupid white trash music with the "doin e doink" music. But this guy has got something. His stories really are beautiful. Theres this one song that i have in the soundtrack playing because it really speaks about how i feel about my love. (im in sappy mood now...must be because its gonna be that time of the month) Check out the lyrics if you want a preview of what im takling about.

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
Shes lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That shes my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

cause Ive lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where theres no second chance to tell her how I feel

So tell that someone that you love
Just what youre thinking of
If tomorrow never comes

Arent those lyrics seriously sappy? But beautiful i have to say....hmm g'night ya'll

FUNNY PIC OF THE WEEK

I just thought ya'll might like a laugh at this creepy picture of Michael Jackson trying to invite little boys and girls to his mansion. If i were the kid i would run the other way.

Anyways, I also wanted to apologize about the past few posts being on the negative side. I dont want to make this all about venting my girly emotions about my sucky situation in this fucked up world.


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I got to see the Reaping yeterday. I just want to say that the movie was absolutely terrible. It sucked official ass and was boring as all hell. Dont know which movie the Reaping is because it was such a bad movie and didnt even have enough money to market it? Well let me enlighten you.
In the wake of a devastating tragedy that killed every member of her family, Christian missionary Katherine Morrissey (Hilary Swank) loses her faith in God, devoting the rest of her life to debunking religious phenomena with the principles of science. But when she's called to a small Southern town to investigate a series of strange occurrences that appear to be biblical plagues, she runs out of logical explanations.

NETFLIXER's Hate quotes:

P. Murray
The first 30 minutes of this film are very promising, but thereafter begins to rapidly disintergrate. What could have been a great film turns into nothing more than a visual joke, and you're left with the feeling that the director gave up just under half way through.

i am nothing (Funniest and most original review that i have found yet.)
Oddly enough, during and after watching this movie, I couldn't help but think that I had seen it before. Was it because the best scenes in the movie were included in the trailer that's been running on repeat since last fall? Perhaps it's because there was absolutely nothing original about this movie's plot or it's execution. Probably some of both, but also given that everything was so damned predictable that it made me feel telepathic. This film suffers from a case of the four U's: unbelievable, uninteresting, unoriginal and unacceptable! 1 star

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Movie I want to see:
UNREST

Medical student Alison Blanchard (Corri English) has no choice but to confront her fear of mortality when she and her classmates are ordered to dissect cadavers for their gross anatomy class. But Alison gets the fright of her life when she begins to suspect the corpse she's working on isn't truly dead. The only way Alison can help this cadaver's restless spirit find peace is to investigate the authorities' claim that it died from natural causes.

Sounds pretty good eh? I hope it is..

IM TAKING A NEW APPROACH NOW

I am officially taking a new approach on life. Oh by the way you likey the poster i found ? ------>
Funny eh?

Yeah, I am going to officially stop worrying about shit, and stop worrying enough to pay some $25.00 on some fake ass Santeria Babalao telling me my worst enemy is me. I already know that shit - im a pessimist i can live with it. If i happen to walk down one road, and see only danger, and the negative what ifs, atleast im prepared mentally when it happens...right?

Anyways, im not sick anymore though----i still have a dry cough...anyways back to what i was saying before i got all sidetracked in my mental notes....Okay, so i figured i shouldnt worry and overanalyze everything so much on how much of a bad streak of bad luck ive been running on.

What was the last straw? Well, the day my car broke down and just a few days before i had gotten notice that it was only a month away from paying off my car. The first car (ive ever bought on my own) ive ever paid off. You dont understand...i got that car before i even had a license...literally - in high school i thought it was a waste a time to learn how to drive...anyways its better being passenger when all illegal substances* are running through your veins.. I got that car and worked part time for $6.00 an hour at a communicty college and had to go to school full time....im talking about a time when i held on to my beeper cause i couldnt afford a cell phone...im talking about a time i would rather buy a pack of cigs and a dimebag of bud** than to pay for a toll....... sigh
ANYWHO - i got that notice in the mail and then my car's starter or doo-da thing dies and my parents had to replace it...cause i dont got a job...and then today, lol i love this part. I left my house at 6 AM because my fiance was coming outta work at that time and i couldnt sleep, and i didnt feel like sleeping alone - so i drove over to his house. We go out (in his car cause im not allowed to drive in his car nor mine...machista! Guys whats up with that? ) we get some drinks with some of his friends, we go to the mall, and i get pampered. Get back to his house...around 1:45AM im ready to go back home, when my car doesnt start...its aint the battery, its the stupid starter thingy doo-da. So my mans gotta drive me back home...and now im pissed. Cause i didnt expect to be worrying about my car when i just finished paying it off... Plus, i usually dont worry about my car...my daddy does...hes the mechanic...(oh yeah, its not the starter doo-da its the alternator, my dad bought a new alternator for it..i wonder whats wrong with it then? ) So now my car "PEPE" is his name, cause his gangtsa..lol I see my KIA sportage for some reason as a MExican thug from California...hmmm dotn ask cause the cars Korean... lol

Anyways, because of so many roadblocks ive been having to a financial/career success i decided to live up to the "college years" i missed while actually in college cause i was working full time and paying my own schooling that seems to be worthless to the realistic job world....So i have engaged in maxing some credit cards, partying late until the wee hours of the morning, drinking to get stupified, and sleeping all day to wake up to Oprah at 4pm...

Im sinking now...and i plan to get back up my getting rid of my car and leasing some cheapo one till i gets my job-on... and in the middle of all this i gotta plan a wedding, a honeymoon, purchase a house to live in and wait to get call backs on jobs or getting my teaching gig...

Oh poo is all i can say...


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* ignore lol i was 16 anyways, cant people go on wild streak?
Anyways robin Williams was talking about how his teachers in highschool were on acid... im not doing that ! And thats worse
** i do not condone this anymore...ignore :) shhhhh...

Ughh...

OMG, im so sick people. I could not sleep last night. I ate a stupid twinkie and i got nauseous and had a headache all night, and my tummy hurt....I took Excedrin and it made it worse. Then i read the bottle and it said it had caffeine.. :(

I woke up this morning with strep throat. And i have a test tomorrow on this stupid substitute teaching seminar. If i dont pass the exam i have to take this crap again...

The lady about the job offer hasnt called me all week. She said she would call me to tell me when to start. Maybe she found someone better?

Oh what does the twinkie have to do with me feeling bad? Well, the last time i felt that sick was when i ate four strawberry frosted donuts and the sugar rush gave me the same sideeffects and i was sick for a long time. I cant eat too much sugar because it makes me sick. Thats why i dont eat candy, cake, cookies, or sweets period. The only sweet thing i do intake is Coke Cola...and that hasnt helped my figure nore my cavaties...ewww the dentist appointment is on 9/11 :(

Hpmh.... hope i feel better cause i gotta be in that seminar from 9 - 4pm tomorrow :(

Running Like a Chicken W/out a Head

Have you ever felt like you've been running around like a chicken without a head? Yeah - well, thats where this pick came from...its too literal and too eeww...How about this next pic?
Hah! how bout that!? I love it....oh man..im so cracking up.. I need it after having a bad day yesterday... See I left ya'll with a post about how I was gonna go return some merchandise...but really i was gonna exchange it and then i almost died AGAIn. Its odd, ive been having some bad ass luck - like a streak of bad luck. Its like someone put some bad Ju-Ju or bad santeria on my ass. Well I need them to knock that crap off. Sad part is that i know people who do that shit...imma have to fight back... maybe i do need a chicken with out a head and get a cleaning.



So this was me yesterday....stranded and scared outta my mind. Except i was in the bad neighborhood mall (its cheaper! More sales go figure...) and i wasnt in a business suite...and my car wasnt smokey...Anyways, I was driving on my merry way over there braggin to my broke friends on how imma spend my money that i dont have when suddenly i was at the light (its green) and im waiting to make my left turn when my car starts stalling. Problem? My car isnt stick shift and im stepping on the gas and my car doesnt budge....WTF!! I yell...loudly, then i tell my friend peace out cause cars are coming and im going to die.

So, I keep jammin my foot on the gas enough to avoid oncoming traffic and enough to slowly roll into the shopping center into the lonely parking lot. (Good thing it was daylight!) As i put it on park it dies. It wont start and im pissed. Good news? Well, my dads a mechanic! Other good news? He was off of work in 15 mins and on his way. Bad news? The neighborhood gangsta's and predators are driving by slowly watching me....so i call my sister n law and she was luckily just getting off the exit that is next to the mall (she was getting home from work ...and we live 2.6 miles of each other). So she hung out with me till my daddy came. And he tried to see if it was the battery---no it was the alternator.

So, $180 dollars later and driving home with my foot on the break and simultaneously pressing the gas, driving at 30 miles an hour in rush hour traffic...not good. But i made it home with a high-five from my dad. He knows im a chicken shit for that kinda stuff. But we made it. And so i had to drive my mothers death trap of a Mini Cooper.....to my substitute training course this morning from 9am to 2:30pm.

Got home and took my monkey piggy bank and started collecting coins around my house and car parked in the back yard...stole some from my mommas car and rode to Publix to use the coin machine. Got my money and deposited in my bank. Came back home and paid 2 credit cards...sadly one of them was victoria secret... That card will be getting cut up when i finish paying it!

Anyways, better news, I got a message while in my course and it was from a job place i had applied for early last week. I got an interview tomorrow, and honestly i think im going to get it. Afterwards im thinking about applying at some card store. Yeah, like a part time after i get outta my other job. I figure their gonna pay me dirt...so i wanna have two jobs. Plus, i cannot stand being home for too long. Then i think im going to take a few more education courses...maybe diversity populations and classroom management. Hmmpph who knows...

Lets see what happens tomorrow.

Funny Picture of the Week

I just thought this was a great pic to start my blog this week. It pretty much says it all about the times we are in.
If you want to see funnier shit and laugh a bit. you can click on this web site. wayodd.com
Thats a web site i like to frequent on those days that i run out of things to do online.


I cant wait to get another president. I preferably would like to have Mrs. Clinton as our new leader, so that we can knock some sense into the system. But i'd rather stay out of the whole political talk.
Religion and politics - man those two will seriously get you into trouble when you talking to people. Especially if you are at odds. I just think that its hilarious that I veer toward democrats and my fiance veers towards republicans. Its gonna be a very very funny household. I can imagine our political discussions ending in me calling him a moron and a plate being thrown at this head. And him closing the door just in time to catch the hit. Ohh....i cant wait for those days lol.


big Love



Has anyone else been following this show? I tried hard for some reason to fight it. But it just started to intrigue me more when i saw a HBO special call it a polygamy Sopranos...and I lovvvvvvvvee the Sopranos so i figured id give it a try. plus HBO usually gets it right with their series. so i did and now i love the show - and i cant wait to see the new season.

If no one knows about this than i suggest you watch it. Drama is the only word that comes to mind when you have three wives sharing one man. Where jealousy and anger have to be kept secret...but when it shows...oh boy. Sex is only supposed to be for breeding not pleasure...pleaaaaaase if i were a man - id be hitting up all my bitches lol

I am sure many of them do...anyways the polygamy people are supposed to stay in their "compound" because its against the law to be married to more than one woman in the real world. So there is this family that leaves that compound and tries to live a normal life, without getting caught.



Big Love revolves around modern-day Utah polygamist Bill Henrickson and his three wives: Barb (the legal wife/first wife), Nicki (the second wife) and Margene (the third wife), and their extended family of seven children. As the owner of a growing chain of home improvement stores, Bill struggles to meet the financial and emotional needs of his three wives, while trying to keep their family arrangement a secret. Big Love looks at marriage through a typical atypical family.



Can you imagine dealing with three women's shit? I don't know why a man would want to voluntarily put himself through that torture.

Well, im off to go return $200 bucks worth of crap i bought while shopping online out of boredom from Macys.com.....its was like 3 am when i did it. Oh what to do what to do...my fiance is gonna be pissed when he finds out that i ran my card through that....eeeeeeek lol
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i only care cause hes paying my bills for now ** lol

Music Makes Life a music video

Honestly, isnt life a movie/errr music video when you are walking around with your IPOD on? Im talking about a serious soundtrack to every movement every person, every shutter of light from the sun.

Sometimes, i get so into the music and what im doing i start spacing out - thinking im in a music video. Shooot if i could do some dancing like (So you Think You can Dance, dancers - you know people with natural dancing abilities) crazy breakdancing or something... I find myself moving to the beat .... i walk with a funk.. lol funky town in my ears - im in a music video...i start thinking if i had a camera and could place this song that im listening to people could understand what im talking about ....

Hmmm... I wonder if anyone else has this happen to them ? I think everyone goes thru this - if not they wouldnt have those trendy lil IPOD commercials that attracted so many of us to buy them lol
Apple Marketing staff was like : "Here watch this commercial of a shadow dancing and jamming to the hottest or oldest tracks of time, enjoy yourself at every moment of the day...watch it ,,,,now you want to be that person jamming to music so hard they start dancing erratically...come spend the $300 $200 bucks it costs...come one you can be the shadow too!"

Call Me Teacher Lady

I figured my major and degree didnt so shit for me so now I am left with no choice but to enter the education world. I feel I should give back to my fellow Miami'ans... Maybe help them learn valid things that were not taought to me in school.
Besides helping to educate the future governors and deliquents of our nation I found that I need a steady paycheck. And the easiest and most sought after position now in Florida is teachers.
What I am doing to become this new educator? Well, I have already taken courses in the summer to learn more about being a teacher and I am currentyl enlisting to be a substitute. I want to get a little bit more experience with the kids. I decided on doing elementary education because it runs from grades K-6th grade and I want to concentrate on 2nd or 3rd graders because I will be dealing with less attitude and more healthy brain cells. I cannot wait its going to be great and easy.

Positives to being a teacher?

1 - EAsy Money : range of $30,000 - $60,000
2 - Benefits, Florida Retirement system
3 - Work with young kids 2 nd 3 rd graders - easier to manage
4 - Change of pace - something different and something new every day not a boring desk job.
5 - Paid days off for all holidays, Summers off!! And if I want more money then I work a summer term
6 - Lateral movement, bigger pay, even administrative postions ($70,000 to $90,000)
7 - Possible positions in local Colleges!! (thanks MOMMA!)
8 - Work less hours - days will end at 2 or 3 and the rest will be for leisure or for now making more money
9 - Because my major didnt offer me shit :(
10 - Will have time to juggle family and social life with out so much stress when i start having babies :)

Other than that i dont see why not to just do it. I mean I am only 23 and maybe better things will come from this!

BEING BROKE SUCKSSSSSS....

I know you all feel me. Being broke is the worst and it really sucks ass. What's worse than having a job and still being broke? Well Not having a job and being broke.

Anyways, it has been about 1 month that i havent had a job and it looks like its nearing to be 2 months....My Fiance is feeling the blow...hes been paying all my bills...shhiit he needs to get used to it! Right? Im just getting him use to what is coming in the near future.


Besides all that - Lets talk about this World Music Award show. I dont give a shit what anybody says about Michael Jackson - that man is a living legend and is the best mother fucking singer out there. He got the diamong award and also a guiness book of records plaque for being one of the most famous i dontknow what that is living. He wasnt even able to speak from all the cheering and love that he received. Why is it that AMericans are so adament about fucking his name up - what about all the amazing things that he has done for the world and its people? What about all those good things? The news never reveres him for all his good....

Oh my gaw...No they did not have Rihanna sing at this award show...why is she there? She cant sing for shit. Why is it that so many people are up and coming when that cant sing worth shit? I dont get it. What are your opinions on this nonsense we call music? Sometimes i cant even have the radio on anymore because theres so much crap on the radio being labled as "music". I find myself hanging around the oldies stations to catch real music. Not this rihanna and beyonce bull shit..

Oh wait wait... Micahel is on the stage...total mayhem when he went and threw his jacket into the crowd. You know someone is losing an eye tonight. Where are there people crying? What sensation and emotion are they going through that they are crying?
I like the way hes holding a mike in one hand and the award in another with the crumbled flag...what message is he secretly sending? Hmm...

Being Engaged

Oh being engaged is bitter sweetttttt...

Its been now 3 months now that ive been engaged and its hard work let me tell you. So i have complied a list of the ups n downs of being engaged...

1 - It is exciting for the first few weeks. The love is growing and the relationship takes a turn for the best. We are in a bliss as if though we first started dating again - totally Giddy n Extatic.

2 - Pressure mounts to new level of stress. Wedding plans need to be started, dates need to be arranged, and reality kicks in.

3 - Talking and making appointments with all kinds of wedding preparations suck ass.

4 - Quit talking about wedding stuff because you realize you cant afford the kind of wedding that you are dreaming of.

5 - Start fighting with lover because you need him to cut down his wedding praty list...its ridiculously long and you cant afford to invite so many people!

6 - Cry when you find out you need a better job in order to pay for all these future expenses: wedding, decorations, house, cars, house insurance, honey moon.....

7 - Glee with happiness when you start bridal gown shopping....cry again from joy...

8 - Get depressed when you leave your old job and cant find a new job for the past....um 1...2.. 5 weeks.....narf...

9 - Get really excited when a house comes along that looks like its perfect.

10 - And the cycle begins all over again.


See, noone tells you how stressful it is to start a life with the one you love. Noone ever talks about the starting troubles that come with getting married or getting a house or getting the stupid wedding party started or any of that.... People need to be more open to it - because if i would have known i would have tried to be more prepared. But in the end its still fun and exciting i guess..

I will try to post more later. Its been a awhile since ive had internet and im getting back into the swing of things

LOVE YA PEOPLE!

INTERNET CRACK

So my little children of the corn. I have not had Internet for well over a month now...and its caused me to get several problems emotionally. I have gone through a personal rehab and just now ive taken up the drug again lol

Internet crack is a serious problem. It causes you to not concentrate at work, forget or neglect friends and family members (your new friends & family come from the Internet world like local and foreign chat rooms as well as local and foreign blogs).
Your free time is consumed by the almighty speed of Internet connection. You check your 6 different e-mails, myspace, porn, dirty jokes, world news, educational technology sites, bank accounts, credit cards, department stores, ebay, weather nationally and internatinally, and celebrity news all at a touch of a few buttons.


Where else would anyone want to be almost 24/7?

Anyways I went through several withdrawals syndromes and it wasnt pleasant. It was much like a crack head i tell you. The first week I would get ancy and twitchy. I tended to roam and walk around my room and wander out to the house aimlessly. No matter the time, I would call up my mother in law and tell her i was coming over to use the computer for school. In reality i would surf the net.... One time i went and stayed at the house until 4 am...thats when i knew i had a problem...
I began to have sleepless nights wishing and thinking about who else i can use for their Internet connection....when i couldnt go to anyone elses house i would go back to my mother-in-laws and use my fiancee's laptop and sit in the dark in their backyard stealing wireless connection so that she wouldnt be walking in on me.
When that got old and my neck began to soar unbearablly i began to stay at home...thinking about all the sites i hadnt been to in such a long time, and i also remembered how annoying it is to call my bank & credit card #'s by phone with their stupid automative systems. The ease and swiftness was gone and the phone payment charges were unbearable.

Anyways, i resorted to depression after the 4th week and began to be lethargic. (not to mention the depression of not being able to find a better place of employment than where i am now...i have a degree and nothing to show for it...) I never used to take naps in the afternoon after work because i saw it as a waste of time....but it all changed. I started to sleep for hours on end.
At the same time i stopped eating, worst of all i started reaching out to all the loved ones i had left behind. My family and friends...they all seemed so surprised to hear from me....that sucked cause you had to seem like you hadnt skipped a beat...
I watched more television programs that sucked...i didnt miss out on award shows...because i watched so much tv i started to miss work to catch things that were on or to just not go ---since i hate my job it didnt hurt me ...only on my paycheck ...but i could bare the sting as long as i didnt have to see the face of the old hag that works with me...
I became more violent like a rabid animal....i was really testy with no patience.

My sisterinlaw works with me.....and she hogs the computer sooo now today for the first time she left early and i enjoyed the internet. and now im leaving cause my boss kicked me out.
Good bye---until next time.

WHO KNEW? APPARENTLY EVERYONE!

Talk about a writing hiatus!! SOrry for not writing but ive been busy adn events have occured....
Anyways i have grand news for all.... Where should i start?

- I graduated. WOOPEEE Thanks to everyone who was there and to everyone who thanked me. Its been great except for the part where i still dont have a good job to show for it.

- I graduated on a MOnday, and that Saturday was my graduation party at my house. It was a fucking blast!! I got drunk and loved every minute of the night.

- My bf of 5 1/2 years proposed to me the following SAturday - 5 de MAYO lol The MExican holiday will never be the same. I would go into details but i wouldnt want to bore you with the cornyness of it all....ok maybe i will

It all started when we first dated. We had always wanted to go to the Air and Sea show that is given yearly in Ft Lauderdale. ITs something we have always wanted to do but never really found the time to do it. So my bf and i decide to make a thing out of it. We brought our closests friends that happen to be married and headed out there. It was only the hottest days ever and the sunniest as well. The show was amazing and throught it all my bf kept telling me "wait until the end of the show its gonna be something you will never forget. I am so happy that we came".
I didnt think anything of it. Because during the show it was just unbelievable.
After the show i see that Manny looks at his best friend, and his friend gives him something. I dont think anything of it and pose for a picture that his friends wife was taking of me. Then all of a sudden in my bikini - freshly tanned skinned, and in the midst of a crowd of 100,000's of people (in our section there was atleast 50 people packed like sardines) I see MAnny my bf, get on bended knee and ask for my hand in marriage.
What did i do? I called him crazy, punched his shoulder, cried, said yessssss, and began to have a panic attack. Im not kidding. It was so completly unexpected, and i had absolutely no idea that he was gonna ask me. Especially after our talk from the previous night.

The talk went something like this:
ME: Babe, seriously when are we going to get married?

BF : Listen hunny, (muting the television) you just graduated, and i still have to pay off some bills. Lets just wait till we are more settled and i get my family ready for us to leave to live together. Im in no rush and you still have to get a good job and start your masters. We love eachother and we can wait another 2 or 3 years. I love you.

ME: I understand, i still gotta get my shit together before we do it. I love you too.

BF: (unmutes television and lights us a cigarette) The airshow is going to be awesome, I cant believe that after 5 1/2 years we are finally going. I cant believe it took us this long. I love you and youre never going to forget the show, its really amazing. (side not: as a kid he use to see the show with his father back in JErsey)

ME: Yeah, im excited to, love you boobies...

- Thats the premise people...thats why i had a fucking panic attack. Anyways, everyone around us clapped and cheered us and it was like out of a movie. It was dreamiscle....i loved it. I cried all saturday and ended up finding out that everyone knew except for me. Aint that some shit? And the only reason why he wasnt able to propose to me at my graduation party was because my custom-made-ring wasnt ready that day lol.

- So i love my life right now. I am a graduate, im engaged, and im only 23 lol 24 in NOv.
- the best part is that i still got a whole lotta life ahead of me and im just so happy
- oh and if anybody wants to hook me up with a job maybe in banking. I would really appreciate it. :)
- Thanks for keeping in touch people!

I swear once i get internet back at my house i will be able to write more posts....
----loving life-------

IN THE TIME OF THE BUTTERFLIES

My goodness what a total fresh of breath air. I don't know what to say or to expect. What i do know is that i am coming to another chaper.

See, tomorrow is my graduation for my bachelors - some people dont see it as a big deal, some others go to school to get a degree and dont see it as an accomplishment, others are just retards with degrees. The point im making is that i do care. Its a big deal to my family and they proved it to me this weekend. Yesterday was what i labeled the "Graduation Celebration". It was my graduation party and my family and a close friends showed their love. And i couldn't have asked for anything more. I will put some of the ignorant pictures up later. Like the ones where i could kodak of poeple being sick lol.

I got so fucked up, its not even fuuny.

Party started at 8:30 -9:00pm and quit at 4:30, and my brother mom and i stayed up until 6:30am. We saw the sun rise and talked beautifully and were emotional. My dad was passed out drunk and my other brother was lights out at 4am. It was cool and it was fun and I couldnt be more happy. I was so stressed from the party buying and planning that i dont feel the joy for the commencement tomorrow. Its going to be weird. Maybe tomorrow i will be able to get nervous.

But for now i am excited and i feel free. Even though later on i will be doing my masters - i try not to think of that.

Till then I feel like a butterfly....

NETFLIX FUNNIES

A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

So if you've seen this movie, you know that its not the greatest movie in the world. In fact it sucks a lotta Peter. Well, since i couldnt find the movie Bats in netflix (that movie is just free material on hilarious netflix reviews - how these bad movies get made i will never know!)i decided to go for a more action film. Its like the director didnt know how to write a script adn direct. This was a movie that was not thought out at all. Lets see what other NetFlixers think about the movie...Too Funnny.

Review by: Idge888

I laughed when I read the critics' reviews of this movie because I think they missed it entirely. My review can be summed up in one scene - when Maria Bello's character finds out her husband is not who she thought he was - she becomes violently ill; emphasis on the 'violently'. You see, there is a natural flow to life - and the way people respond to certain situations is pretty predictable - but not in this movie - the response of these characters is so off the charts you can't help but be turned off by it. Initially, we are introduced to the Stall family - who are so touchy-feely sweet you just want to slap them. The son is overly sensitive, the wife is lovey-dovey and the daughter is one "God bless us, everyone" from being Tiny Tim. It's just too much to swallow. This movie starts out Little House On The Prairie and moves to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It loses touch with reality and in doing so, loses its audience.


Review by: AK from Seattle, WA

How did this movie gets so much critical acclaim is beyond me. Ive never seen such bad directing, acting or dialog. The concept was pretty good, but it was butchered in the end. So many good actors directed in such a way they look like robots. William Hurt in paricular. The movie starts out with a family that only exists in 1950s sit-coms ala Leave it to Beaver. They are so wholesom its almost sickening. I kept waiting for it to pick up... Get good... Something. A few scenes shine through, but they equate to about 3 minutes of the 90+ overall. David Cronenberg has a few good movies under his belt (Dead Zone and Naked Lunch in particular), but this one just had to be a bad day at the office or something, because faltering with such strong cast seems immposible. He did though. Congrats David you took what could have been good and turned it into a steaming pile...

Next we have the painful movie that i saw: My Super Ex Girlfriend

God this was such a bad movie. I love Luke Wilson and he usually plays odd-ball roles but this was just...too much too late. I am sick of these crap films. Lets see what Netflixers had to say:

REview by:DW from Dallas, TX 2

Super BAD! This movie had no redeeming qualities. Had I paid to see it in the theaters, I would have requested my movie back. The acting was dreadful. The dialogue was worse! I felt like I was watching one of the spoof movies!

REview By: Madeline Baia

An extremely over the top movie with lackluster performances. A nap was more entertaining.

Review By: Me from IL

This is crap. I think it was a good idea for a movie (a jealous superhero girlfriend), but it turned out to be very corny, especially the ending! And Luke Wilson's best friend in the movie is just a total pervert, which to me is a turn off, not even funny. I didn't laugh much.



So much for those movies....God they were just so bad!

OH MY GAW...

It was one of those silly days that you appreciate with the love of your life.
You know what im talking about.

My boyfriend's day off finally came yesterday. A much anticipated day since i rarely see him these days. Its tough since i am in my last semester of school and hes working over time at his copland job. Being a cop is stressful - i dont know how he does it. Scraping up people of the floor all the time...

Anyways, we decided to eat something greasy. Wendys was on our minds. We go to Wendys and after we get the food we drive over to a park to people watch as we ate. It was nice. Like old times. Anyways, after weve made fun of all the fat people that are working hard at losing their weight and doing something proactive to stop being teased - we went to get him coffee. You know Cubans and their coffee...

We then drive home, and he decides to throw out the rest of the coffee out of his moving car. The speed the wind the liquid - not a smart guy - spills all over the side of his car, and all over his arm.

He yelps, and tells me to get him a napkin. I always keep napkins in the car but it seems like hes been using them all...So i reac hinto the Wendy's bag to get em' one and my hand is smothered in ketchup. My smart Bf squeezed the ketcup in the bag - for fun, and now its all over my hand. So we are both in the car with our left arms up in the air. His arm dripping in hot Cuban coffee, and my hand smeared with sticky ketchup. We look at each other and get a ridiculous laugh attack until we remember that his car is stick shift lol

I finally find a napkin in the other Wendy's bag and suffice to say he used the one napkin for himself and i had to use it...all soggy and gross. My hand was still sticky, and so was his. I couldnt help but remember that scene from a Nicholas Cage movie and his hand that had gotten chopped off..."MY hand...My hannddd". Great movie buy the way...cant remember the name of it - Cher was in the movie too.

That was the comic relief from Wednesday. Classic moments you will forever keep in mind and laugh about when you have quiet moments, and when you want to laguh about itt to friends... it makes funny party conversation.