The Most used word in the English language...

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

The Most Functional Word in the English World: Well it's SHIT!
Shit may be the most functional word in the English Language.
Consider:
YOu can get shit out of luck,
You can get shit-faced,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, OR
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lost shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between SHit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is a bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit,
You can throw shit,sling shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Somedays are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shitm things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit, or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
its the basic building block of the English Language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to anything else!
You could pass this along, if yougive a shit!
Well, Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if
you happend to catch a load of shit from some shit head
.......well shits happens!!!!!

I just thought everyone might enjoy this as much as I did!

love kikimia

MIAMI HEAT WIN. SECOND LOOK AT DEATH. FUN IS OVER.

WELL ... I HAVE CHEATED DEATH FOR THE SECOND TIME...

It all begain around midnight. The Miami Heat won the World Championship. And of course I, the loyal fan was rooting them on. With my books and notes sprawled all over my bed and the t.v. blaring the joyous moment, I got a phone call from my boyfriend. He was cheering and screamin with me over the phone about our momentous win over the Dallas Mavericks. We hang up because he was going to continue calling others and I wanted to hear the after game comments with the players and coaches on ESPN.

Moments later, my boyfriend calls me again and tells me that he wants to go and celebrate the win with the rest of the town of Miami. I tell him that I have one of my finals for my class tomorrow and don't want to be held up out late. (Because honking and driving is gonna be crazy in the streets tonight. Little did I know HOW crazy) So after 15 mins of persuation we agreed to go with our good friends Jorge and Lisa.

Jorge went to pick up Manny (My bf) with Lisa in the car. I sneak out of my house and get in the car with him. We go back to Jorge n Lisa's house switch to my bf's pick up ( Jorge was borrowing) Now, we continue our journey to stupidity of crazy fans! We drive and honk like maniacs with the hazard lights on. Enjoying the moment with everyone that was out in the streets. Soon we get to a packed - crazed - fans street. i am talking about dead stop traffic at a major intersection. Cops TRYING to control traffic with people running around everywhereeeeee jumping, screaming, half naked, with bandanas and Heat Jerseys in the air. We are into the moment sooo much. Then, my bf Manny gets the bright idea of having Lisa and I join the fun even more by getting in the bed of the truck. I was of course hesitant! Anyone who knowsss me knows that I do not do "adventurous" shit anymore. I am way too pessimistic and knowledgeable and comprehend the consequences of any and all actions. But this was a different ocassion. I had never gone to celebrate a Miami win in anything. So, I agreed and Lisa and I like 4 year old school girls get on the back of this truck. So we are jumping and screaming and yelling ...

We then decided enough was enough, we came , we saw, we conquered right? Well, my boyfriend makes a U-turn and already Lisa and I were scared shitless because we forgot we were on the back of the truck and got thrown down onto a sitting position (due to gravity). So we are heading back home and i was getting really scared and knocking on the window letting Manny and Jorge know that i was not having fun anymore and that i wanted back in the truck! Lisa of course was laughing at me. Her laughter was cut short by a "oh shit, fuck shit". Manny was braking uncontrollably at a screaching halt. He was avoiding to hit a car in front of him. The moment past and i was adament about getting back in. Lisa was already stirred. But I am a complete chicken shit and really wanted back in.

I can see that Manny was going to turn into a gas station to get Lisa and I back in when suddenly i was facing death straight in the eye. When my boyfriend was changing lanes a kid in a little car was speeding like a bat outta hell and hadn't noticed our BIG ASS TRUCK. I grabbed Lisa's thigh - she grabbed my hand, we both held onto the bed of the truck , and stared at the driver in this car. He was mouthing " ohhhh shiiiiiiittt" (in slow-mo i may add) He braked swerved to the left, right, left, right, then right slammed into the side median, (as Manny sped up away from him),the other car spun outta control and slammed into the center median after slamming into the back of a van with a family in it. Two women, one man, 3 kids, one of the kids was hangng out fo the car. (somehow, one of the other kids was able to pull him inside before he flew out)

I cannot describe to you the amount of feelings that get built up in those two seconds that I stared at this kid swirving out of control and almost hitting the truck. If this had occured, Lisa and I would have flown out of the car and most likely had fatal hits to the ground or been run over and then dying...

Manny was able to get out of the way on time, we pulled over to the gas station that we intended to enter in the first place so that we could get outta the bed of the truck. We then proceed to call 911 to let them know there was an accident. Amazingly no injuries - just nerves were shot.

Oh yeah did i mention my bf is a cop? So yeah, we go and drive next to the scene and wait for the police, and ask if everyone is okay - especially the kid that had spun outta control. The kid totalled his car, the family van had minor damage on the back bumper and Lisa and I were alive.

I tell you, this is the second time cheating death. That fucking car was literally 2 feet away- inches- and then feet again away from slamming into the truck.

Suffice to say that that ended the night and everyone was quieted and spooked about all the "what ifs". As we drove in silence heading back home, we heard the rest of the Heat fans honking and screaming in the cars next to us. (they of course were not aware of our ordeal) Then the classic moment that broke the ice and i will never forget:

An SUV drove next to us excited yelling screaming, Jorge was wearing a Heat jersey and the driver noticed. He was too happy and wanted us to be excited as well - This black guy yells at us and says "RAise your Hands up Nnnniigggaaaaa". We all broke in laughter and were amazed at the 2 hours we spent outside celebrating and the 10 seconds of near disaster.

Thank you Miami Heat for the UNFORGETTABLE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP WIN!!!

GOOO HEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A NEW EXPERIMENT ON FAT GIRLS AND THEIR DRESS CODE

Have you ever felt a certain disgust or stomach ache after looking at an extroadinarily obese inidividual (most importantly a woman) that is not wearing the appropriate clothing ?

Or maybe you have felt sorry for them. Well not in my case. I have been inspired by my friend Noelle after long talks and debates and conversations on certain individuals who should not wear certain outfits. I have thought this through and I am going to go around my school and take pictures - known or unknown to them - and ask them some questions. The questions will consist mainly of - "Why do you think this outfit looks good on you?" or " What makes you look good in this?".

Things of that nature will be asked. Then, I will snap a picture of them and let you, the reader decide if I am over doing this, overreacting, or simply have reached a new level of being a bitch. But we all know the truth - that truth is that we all look away in disgust and think the same thing that I do: "Why and how can she wear that in public?"

Wish me luck guys. MY journey begins this month!

elle

I guess you all know about Paris Hilton singing...

I guess it goes without saying that Paris Hilton is actually making music. She has got so much money that people have told her that she can actually sing. The producers can only see dollar signs of her investments going into their company as she is one of the most controversial daughter-of-rich-parents. (Yes, that's my label for her, she is not a "celebrity". The actualy definition to celebrity is : 1.A famous person. 2.Renown; fame. )

I have to sadly admit that I went ahead and downloaded her single that is coming out sometime this year. I downloaded this song called "Stars Are Blind". It has this reggae tune to it. And it is actually pretty good. Then, I started to think that "holy shit", "she must have spent a shit load of money to have these music specialists digitally enhance her voice and make her sound good." The guy that is working with her producer J.R. Rotem - which makes Britney Spears horrible voice sound good.

To add to this madness hear is what this pathetic chic actually thinks.....she's gone absolutely mad I tell you..that or her ego is just out of hand. I happen to believe that the second guess is the correct answer. Here is a quote from her.

"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out," Hilton said, per the AP. "I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most."

Tell me this ain't some shit?!

What is the world coming to?