so im a part of society...

Interesting, i was really excited about being at work, and now I'm just hating life. Starting new jobs means training, training means hours and hours of observing, formal training/non formal training, ass kissing, fake smiling when you re naturally a miserable individual (especially when you like it that way!), meeting the 'coworkers' and fake liking them, fake enjoying your new job, fake loving your boss/supervisor, fake wanting to really want to be a part of the 'team', fake envisioning the mission statement, fake laughing, fake smiling....did i mention that twice? Well its true...

I am a bank teller, and i do a million in one things at one beat of a drum, i have to fake like customers, and fake appreciate their business for the business i am getting my pay check from, i have to fake enjoy where i am...which is a cold cold room filled with bitches i might or might not have to invite to my possible upcoming wedding, and watch them fake enjoy themselves at my possible reception hall, and fake like their possible future gifts...

I think i am ready to change jobs....and its only been two days... oh my god.. does anyone know what im talking about?

I have to train at a far away place.... and actually learn, because if i dont, i will get fired, and then i wont get paid...

i have to go thru those stupid but sometimes insightful 60 day, 90 days, and yearly evaluations, and fake appreciate them for noticing my flaws and errors of my shitty - job - ways, and withhold from slapping the shit outta them... im kinda violent...well i have violent thoughts...a lot...for a lot of people....

I found this poster:




I wanna know what this is about, and i want to be a par tof it. I dont want a real job....rela jobs suck...i just started really thinking about all my jobs...and i never liked any of them...

Lets see what i used to do :
1 - pbx operator - listening to peoples bullshit and transfering them to the correct department/people, informing these people about the college...it was horrible there were more thna 300 calls a DAY!!! In four hours!!

2 - security dispatcher - was actually fun bcause i got to flirt all day with my current fiance, he was my boss...god i love him and the stories he use to tell me about how he would love talking to me while i was sitting down cause he would look down my shirt and think of me and ...well you know ... other than that it sucked.

3 - campus services "agent"? - i dont even know what that title was, but i use to basically escape work and walk around the college campus looking for shit that was broken, vandalized, and needed maintenance, it was honestly the best job ever!!! Because i would smoke out with coworkers, say i was working and not really work, drink on the job, party like a rockstar, eat free food get laid, and still get paid for it !!! And flirt with my now fiance...

4 - "student retentionist" - or a mentor really, even though i didnt get to do a lot of that, i was really good at my job, i called up loser student who needed to return to the college to pass their math class cause they always failed them, attend to loser students who turned in petitions to repeat courses cause the 2nd third and fourth times they took it they failed....argue with them because the rape excuse they used wasnt good enough...even though my boss approved them, i knew it wasnt real...up until the copy of the police report proved real...it was really good gossip conversations though...

5 - sales rep for home shopping network - the only good thing about this job was :
one, i got to see janet jacksons boob pop out on tv live,
two, that i got to buy jewelry with an employee discount
three, that i got to see actual hot coworkers and comingle...even though i was in a commited relationship, all my other jobs had fugly mufuckas....this time i had eye candy and a reason to show up hot
four, that it paid for the first 3 or 4 semesters of my Bachelors degree...i made so much money...
Other than that, i fucking hated this job with a motherfucking passion, it made me so frustrated with stupid ass old mother fuckers that tried my patience, but atleast i was able to make a sale and commission off of old hags and do it all under 2 minutes..i was that good !

6 - medical records clerk/front desk clerk, beginning transcriptionist - i did a lot at this place, it was for a doctors office, this stupid cardiologist office was hell, it was evil, but i got to meet three great people out of it, and i am glad to say i met a real friend there too... i love my Friend,,,, even if she is too emotional for me, shes the caring side of me that i dont own...in my being.

Oh did i mention i got fired on my two weeks notice? whos ever heard of that...after my boss left, the two power freaks that hated me got rid of me...basically ridiculed me...i hope they choke when ever they are home alone, and their family members find them adn tell stories about how they choked on a pop corn kernel....then say to each other... "thats karma for you...they shouldn't have fired someone on their last week of their two weeks notice"

7 - bookkeeper, hated it, hated it hated it...listening to my sister n law, dealing with some whale of tale lady who was the size of a baby wale on cortisone, an old pervert of a boss, and a gay shrek looking mother fucker who i told off plenty of times, and some old fucking bitch that i had to tell off everyday, and be held back from once because i was going to seriously slash her throat....
The only plus, was that i got three parties, one for my bday, one for my graduation, and one for my leaving, i totally quit that job...
This was the job i left and couldnt find work for 5 months of because...



And now...a fucking bank teller...woop di fucking doo....
What a conversation starter... "Hi how are you, oh what do i do? Im a bank teller, noone else would hire me after 5 months of job hunting and about 100 million interviews"
"yes, i have a degree, no im not getting paid because i have one,,,i got what every starter gets"
"No i cant steal money!!"
"Hi i handle money all day and dont get to take it home, how bout u?"

Lets see how long i stay at this shitty place...maybe i am not looking at it the way i should... maybe i should be more optimistic....hahaah who am i kidding lol

Suffice to say that now i have something to write about now....enjoy the next few months of my blogging.

The one where i get hired.....finally

Its true, miracles do happen, i finally got hired. It might be entry level, but regardless its something within my major and i am super excited about finally making my own "chedda" baby!!

I start on Monday, thank god! Theres only 1 big bad news. I am going on this huge camping trip and staying over night for the first time with some friends and i am gonna miss out on Friday and Monday. I basically get to stay for a day :( Sucks because i wont be able to enjoy it like i really wanted to with everybody. But i will be able to share two nights hopefully with my bf because i dont want the hiking boots and sleeping bag and cute winter shirts from Victoria Secret to go to waste. I got these super cute boots and this super cute sleeping bag....man now i regret buying them.

Oh well, I am actually still on the fence whether or not i will be needed to work Saturdays. That will suck even more.

I do know that the first paycheck should be sweeeet because unfortunetly i will be getting it after 4 weeks of working there because of some stupid shit about the pay period im starting to work in or some shat like that.

Ok, so where and who hired me? I got the initial acceptance call this week on Tuesday or Wednesday, and its at a bank. Also, the best news is that the bank is literally 2 minutes from my house. Less than 2.2 miles actually :) WOO oPEEE....but training is by the airport... *NOT GOOD* because i dont even know how to drive to the airport....i guess i will learn now...plus the morning commute is insane....really insane...Damn Miami people!!

Things i will do with my money:

1 - pay off my victoria secret card and burn the hell out of it. its totally unneccesary and only got it for an impulse buy that happened 1 month after not workin...apparently not workin makes you buy like crazy...mainly sue to depression

2 - pay off my macys card...that mother is outta hand, but its totally useful!

3 - pay of a stupid credit card that is 300 bucks, i got it back in the day to help with buying school books, pay gas, and buy cigs, and lunch with. Did i ever mention i was a smoker?

4 - pay off this $2000 credit card, that puppy helped pay for my last semester of school because
i was only working part time during the end of my college time.

5- save save save for my wedding and honeymoon and house. I will be saving soooo much money.





Sucks that the money wont be for spending for a long time. And hopefully i will be getting a raise sooner than later at this stupid bank.

Email Email, Read all about it!!

So i got a funny email today, actually i got two that i thought would be good to share, the first one is funny, the second one... not so funny.


Subj: Benefits of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated-that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, Rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.


Subject: CHicken anyone

This restaurant got closed down yesterday. It was told by a reliable source that PSEG needed to use Amin's entrance in the basement to assist another shop that was having a g as leak, the service worker went into the basement of Amins and discover a butcher chopping meat, that's fine, but he was putting the meat in a crate on the floor (n ot good) but wait there's more, there were 20 dead rats on the floor. The service worker left the site told his bos s and the city inspectors moved in. They noticed th at the so called "rats" which were reported were no longer there. The inspectors then came across a padlocked door and instructed one of the cooks to unlock it. This is what they found other workers doing outside behind the restaurant.

RATS



BURNING THE HAIR OFF OF THEM




When the inspectors went into the kitchen this what they found
WASHING THEM BEFORE COOKING




CUTTING THEM UP INTO PIECES THAT SIMULATE CHICKEN PARTS



PREPARED FOR DEEP FRYING



WELL SEASONED TO TASTE GREAT!!!!

Jobbin Hunt

Wow, can it really be possible that I have not been able to get hired anywhere?
Yeap, that is my reality... I have a wedding in 10 months....a husband to take care of....a life to be started on our own....and noone wants to hire me. Is this truely possible? Yeap, because Miami is the capital of bull shit in work.

I swear, Bush did this economy dirty... I have been on about 30 interviews i think, probably more, i stopped counting after 25.... And for just one bank, i have been on three. I dont even know if thats a good thing, to be called three times to interview, then they throw a bomb shell on me, theres three more candidates...thanks a lot u fuckers. After they told me that, my body was already out the door and in my car calling my fiance in shame.

He has really been good about it. Up until he convinced me to get a new car. Thats right, i cant even enjoy my new car because the guilt of irresponsibility is killing me. Now hes got more things to pay of mine, and i feel horrendous. So i am now desperatly looking for anything.

I have been putting the stupid school teacher thing on the back burner but it just seems hard..i seriously thinking that teaching is what i will end up doing. This sucks.

Ohhh # 101. And its 2008

What up ya'll, man i havent been on this for a minute...but i was rummaging through my netflix, and checking out what some of my friends have on their Queue list, and decided to prevent other fellow bloggers from seeing crap movies... I found this one film called Scarred, and noticed that i happen to have in on my queue, when i had added it there were no reviews. Now there are reviews....And i deleted it. Here are some of the reviews it got . ENJOY!

SCARRED - Genre : Horror

JP Springfield, MA : 70% Similar Movie Interest - 1 star = HAted it

I was intersted in this and at the time there were no reviews. Boy, do I wish there were! This is a waste of film! The acting is beyond Laguna Beach bad. I wanted everyone dead, that goes double for the film makers!Do yourself a favor, skip this turkey.I LOVE B movies was this is more like a Z.

JM 307416 : 58 % S.M.I. - 2 stars = Didnt like it

A child left in the woods to die manages to survive for about thirty years, becomes an urban legend, all while living in the remains of a burnt down house that is (as we learn toward the end of the movie, due to bad writing) only yards from the parking area of a state park. She then proceeds to terrorize and kill a group of campers and an armed park ranger, with just her hunting knife. Why couldn't these poeople over take her? Where did she develop super human strength? How did she survive so long without ever being seen until now, even though the legend of her existance was known? Why was the stroy line stolen from Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Why did I waste two hours of my life watching this?

WhiteFangz : 69% S.M.I. - 1 star = Hated it

A young faceless woman roams the woods killing pretty girls for their faces. The story, dialogue, and just about everything else in this film is silly. I found myself wanting to slap the actors. Senseless screaming, unplausable situations, and unrealistic emotional responses make this movie irritating. You will figure out who lives and who dies in the first 10 minutes and the "shock" at the end can be seen coming for miles. I can't think of any reason to reccommend this one. It was just dull.

blh 721332: 53 % S.M.I. - 1 star - Hated it

Ugh! First of all, this crazy woman without a face should be in Hollywood doing plastic surgery. She has such precision with her knife that within 25 seconds she can take the face and skin of a young woman with no rips and no excessive bleeding. Like others have noted nothing new here and not much gore. Body count? Slim. The rangers back story of the girl / woman is way too long...if I was at that campfire I would have been sleeping before he ended the story. Another plot hole is how this woman is an urban legend, but her home is only 500 feet from the campgrounds. The rangers can't see this house??? Bad movie and poor Maxine Bahns (Brothers McCullen) doing this film...a long way from Ed Burns. Don't be "scarred" by watching this movie.
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

TC 157629: 40 % S.M.I. - 2 star - Hated it

The worst movie ever. Really that's it. It's so bad that I don't really have enough words. In fact I can make a better movie with a poloroid camera and a flashlight.


The review by TC, was my favorite, because i think the Blairwitch project was made with a poloroid and a flashlight, and it wasnt bad... lol I like to read these reviews, cause some people get really insulted, I dont blame them. For a lame director, to make movies, with lame actors, is an insult to my and everyone elses intelligence. How are we not supposed to get offended?? Especially when we pay to see these films. Its hateful of them.


Some movies that i am recommending are the ones of seen in the past few days, months, weeks...

1 - Rescue Dawn
2 - Sybil
3 - MAster and Commander - the far side of the world
4 - Black Book
5 - The Lives of Others
6 - Night Watch- part one
7 - Day watch- part 2
8 - Knocked Up
9 - Mr Brooks
10 - Evening - only if youre in the mood for a chick flick