"GIRL YOU BETTER QUIT INTERRUPTING MY PRAYERS BEFORE GOD DIRECT ME TO WHOOP YOU ASS"

That was a famous quote from one the wonderful personalities from the show FLAVOR OF LOVE. That was a great moment on television... Anyways, I saw an awesome girlfight on monday at school. I was trying to find some parking in the garage when I happened to stumble upon a can of whoop ass!
It was two white chicks : I will give them both names so that you can follow easily to my wonderful story of action n whoop ass. (By the way, its fucked up - but dont you love it when you see something crazy live in front of you - shit I did feel really bad for the girl, but I wasnt about to get involved)
Raya stole Annes parking. I came in when Raya had just parked her car in the space. There was traffic on both sides of the garage. And once the fight started nobody moved!
I ended stopping behind Anne because she parked her car and got out waiting for her pray. She crossed her arm and stood infront of opposite traffic waiting for Raya to get outta tha car. Raya got out - lookin surprised. Anne walked up to her and proceeded to wave her hands everywhere. Thats when i lowered my window!

Anne : You stole my parking bitch, you need to move now. I have been waitin for this parking space!
Raya: Look, I didnt see you waiting, I have to get to class sorry!


This when she fucked up by turning around to walk away.
Anne, grabbed her hair (which was in a bun) and yanked the shit outta it. The classic moment was the look of surprise that Raya had. This is the first time everyone in their car did the "oooohhhh daaaammnnn" reactions..

Anne: Bitch I told you to fucking move your car, this is my spot!
Raya: Oh my god, I cant believe you just pulled my hair! I am late to class I dont have time for this shit.


Raya, again turned around to leave (stupid move AGAIN) and Anne grabbed her bun again and this time pulled as hard as she could- making sure the body and hair came down with the tug - books included.

Raya: Oh my god you crazy bitch, I cant believe you just did that , youre fucking crazy bitch.
She started to pick up her books and was bent down getting the rest of her shit. When she looks up Anne bitch-slaps the shit outta her three times.
(Again the "ohhhhh tskk daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn" reaction from all persons in cars including myself)
This is the point where I start lookin for my phone to call the universities police so that somebody could do sooooommmmething. But While my hand was doing the right thing, my eyes were doing the bad and watchin without blinking....so in the end Raya literally ran away w/out throwing one punch, and Anne sped away in her car - lookin some what happy for beating some girl up and looked at me like this :










So yeah... I went to class and told everyone that i knew.
Oh yeah, just in case you guys think im bad - im not i did get a hold of the police, but they told me if theres no victim to come make the report they would not be able to do anything w/ the tag number... soo i said OK.

Idiot of the day, possibly the year...

So there are such things as dumbass people - that is why the phrase was invented...
Dumb ass of the day possibly of the year:

A lady by the name of Charmaine went to hold up a bank, (dont remember what city) she hand wrote a note to the teller and demanded money, she also showed her a gun to fully threaten the tellers life. She even got her money - $20,000 worth and walked right outta the bank with a clean escape....almost! THe idiot was scott free until the police turned the note over n found out that the note was written on the back of an old bill with her name n address on it!!!
I tell you, some people are facking retarded. I am not condoning any type of criminal activity but if you stupid dont rob people!!!

Anyways, I am two weekends fresh outta a vacation that I forgot to tell ya'll about. I went to Orlando for a weekend with my mans and we did the whole tourist thing lol. My baby even wore a fanny-pak...those things are really useful - you can put ANYTHING in there. Anyways I got some pics and I will post only 2 - the truist tourist pics - and to make it even better - it was takin by some Asian folks - who had thousand dollar hi-tech, super lensed cameras...they must be really cheap in ASian-ville, after all large companies pay $.50 to the little poor asian and indian children that make em in their own country... Im just sayin...
For your viewing pleasure:




Im surrounded by all of them!

I also wanted to mention the amount of white people I saw two counties out of Miami... Not that I am racist or anything...but ya gotta understand. Because the typical "minority" in the U.S. are hispanics (I dont get that since Hispanics were the ones who found this "New World" the Spaniards...but thats a whole other history lesson that I will get into later) in Miami the "minority" is white people. And GOD dammit I am not use to seeing them!!! My bf on the other hand thinks hes white cause he was born here, yet when he votes he checks off "hispanic"!! I wont get into that either..... Anyways, he was laughin at me cause I was so astonished at the amount of red necks I saw... and I found myself sayin the famous line from "the Sixth Sense" with a twist...."I SEEE WHHIITTEE PEOPPLEEE". It was a classic moment. REally it was...I even found a saloon that was named after them inthe city Kissimmee - thats right before Orlando, where we stayed at..called "The Cracker House". And you know what? I sho-nuff took a picture of it!! Oh yeah here you go for your viewing pleasure...




Also, I took some pics of all the different whities I saw...but decided not to use it...thought it might be too inappropriate. I swear... they are funny lookin lol I don't think I saw so many of them walkin around like that...it was like a zoo really.Ya got youre, big ones, small ones, tourist ones, light colored ones, dark colored ones, red ones, pink ones, ghost white ones.... ans so forth...
I did see more when I went to Tennessee....But there was more fun watching these in Florida...
I guess you can call it ignorance but in Miami theres just a latin american circle of people and everyone else is a minority... Aint that crazy?? After being raised here for so long I feel weird going outta state to other states...I know that in Tennessee I really felt the whole uncomfortable thing and noticed that I was being gawked at...they got their own dose of it from me, and I enjoyed it!!
Next post, I will write about the crazy-neo-nazi white chick in my class... I am glad I am taking that class though.. it makes me aware of my racial prejudices about white people which i am trying to get over - everyone else is cool with me.... lol I am just kidding people....no ....no Im not lol By the way, the class is called "management diversity". Oh one more tidbit, growing up i never saw color as a problem - everybody was the same to me...but once I got to middle school and learned about our history is when I learned about "race" being such a hot topic, or such an issue that can change the way you get treated in America...I still see everyone as the same...but....white people are just soooooooooooo well, white lol
PEace ya'll...

Hmmmmmm.....

Since I am not doing anything productive at work - I figured I could write about random things today...as my friend suggested a bit ago.
First, I will begin with these pictures...
This my dear friends, is baby Suri. As the wait for this baby has gone on for quite some time since the day of her conception, we finally have pictures to prove that its not the imagination of everyone.
Let me be the first to say that she is absolutely beautiful!! Shes got these blue eyes that can make anyone drool over her!! And she seems to take a lot after her mom. In a few more months we will be able to see her transformation. And then we will be able to know whether its really Tom-Tom's baby or not ...

Then we have this nice couple over here new baby Shiloh
This baby has also gotten a lot of coverage - maybe even more than baby Suri...

From what I see - the baby is precious as well.And Brad Pitt is hot too. I am not too fond of Angelina - she a hoe - but Brad is my vanilla fantasy.

Then, there is the tragic death of Steve Irwin.

I really loveed this guy n his passion for animals. He really brightened the room when he would walk in and perform his craziness. As a kid I grew up with on him the tv and that was back in the day when his now wife, was just a partner in crime- worker. I really enjoyed the years that I got to see him. And before he died I am proud to say that I saw him on Jay Leno. Jay Leno loved having him on the show and I really appreciated the sentiment that he made on his show the day after the annoucement of his terrible death. There is actually video footage that is being streamed onto the internet. And I havent been able to watch it myself, because lets face it - I am a crier!
Death, is not a funny thing and it certainly is not a good thing when it isn't the person's time to go. Some poeple believe that "when its your time to go, its your time to go". I dont believe that theory, I believe that I control my destiny and all aspects of my life. I make it what I make it and mold it the way that I want. I always had a suspicion that he would die tragically with one of those infamous animals that he loved so much. But instead he died by the hands of a calm, serene, yet deadly animal. Its just a part of life that noone will be able to handle. And I sincerely send my love to his family and the two children that will never be able to appreciate his enthusiasm and love for animals, and not be able to share more of their lives with their father. I hope his wife is strong, and knows that we all love him n will miss him.
That said, I will leave you with not the video of his death but of his life. Atribute for him:





If you cant see it, here is the link :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCu-Yw84Vs or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5amFYsypQ




I also, had to add this in there that I found. I bet nobody knew about these commercials with these celeberties:

I HAD TO WRITE THIS DOWN...

I had to write this down before I forget because....I am gonna party tonight and when I get drunk well...lets just say the funny shit that happened earlier will be forgotten.
Anyways, today started out to be really funny. A friend of mine called me to tell me that I am too funny an too mean....but still funny. She kinda already knows about the people I write about sooo reading my thoughts on the blog are just a barrel o' laughs ....which she brought up a good point that on my myspace sight I need to remove the link to this blog - people will get hurt and angered by the comments I make - it may be too much sometimes, but still.... you know? Whats better consideration about another person ? I should just write about them nbehindthier backs than have them read this and get mad at me lol . Oh well....

Anyways, after laughin about that I went with my man to deposit some checks of mine at the bank. When we were waiting in the drive - thru, we noticed this guy... I must say before I go on that I have really created a monster. My poor, innocent, friendly, happy - go -lucky, boyfriend has turned a bit cynnical within the 5 years of our union, and he goes :
Boyfriend: "Dammmn babe, look at that guy over there! Its the Notre dame of Miami"
ME, Sailor Moon : "What....? Oh my, what are you talkin about his back?"
BF: "Yeah... He lookin all crazy with that hump on his back...that's huge! Fuckin EEEGOOOORRRRRR!!!!! YESSS MAAASTTERRRRRR"
Sailor Moon: "BABE! Oh my god you gonna burn in hell, buahahhahaha He does look crazy...damn EGOR lookin mother fucker"
BF: "hahhahahaha, Im so bad"
SAilor Moon: "Damn, what have I done to you ...you used to be soo nice"
BF: " Oh no he didn't. THat tall ass Egor is gettin in that tiny ass car...HHAHAHAH"


That poor crazy, bastard. Its not his fault that he was tall and had a football protection gear lookin back on him. Or that he ended up driving this crazy ass tiny clown car - with his big ass in it.. Hmm.....oh well. Like I have said before crazy lookin people out there. Oh yeah, then after the bank we went to " La Perla" its this Peruvian Restaurant that I found wth my mom, and My man looooves Peruvian food. (By the way, I am Nicaraguan and he is Cuban-American...If ya'll dont know where these places are get a fucking map on google.com - not all Latins are Mexicans you racist bastards....)
So we go to this place and usually, in Miami when you go to like an "ethnic" restaurant you dont really find the people that are from there, not all the time anyways. But this place, is one of those hole-in-a-wall places, that you really gotta find in the shopping centers - that end up being awesome restaurants, and your own personal secret-type-of-joints. Like I was saying, this place is filled with Peruvians...and if you know what Peruvians look like you will be as shocked as I am to walk in. Its like the brought them in luggage bacgs all roled up on the 4 hour flight to miami and dropped the bags at this REstaurant. They are some crazy lookin Indians. And there are all types of "Indians" in Latin American coutries, but these fuckers are funny...
check this out


soooo....it was pretty shocking to see them there ...all they were missing was their straw skirts from the realllllll indiginous folk that live in the mountains and Pueblos and outskirts of society ---like these folk :


Anyways, the lil bastard that attended me (dont get me wrong, it was great service but he insulted me!!)
The facker asked me if I was Peruvian....which is where I spit out my drink in laughter...and my boyfriend preceded to cover his face and stuff his mouth with food to avoid reactions....to my reaction...and I told the lil gay dude that I wasn't that I was Nica, and he said " Ohhh". Fucker...The major difference between their indians n my countries indians is that they are more flat faced, or have really slanted and angled foreheads, and our indans are more round faced, and because of the whole chinese - slavery that went on over there in Peru they have mixed indians with chinese people, so their people are more chinise lookin...
anyways i found his question insulting....Here is some culture for ya'll ...



This guys a trip, where else you gonna find people being carried off into the sunset by 2 bulls? (those are male cows...bulls) I actually saw shit like this the last time I went in Dec. It was funny.


I thought I should represent and put one of our pretty Nicas up in here...We are not all Indian looking.... lol


And this is just some funny shit I found. People don't realize how many tourist we have. This is one of the white people that come over and get tours of our Volcanoes and shit and hes hangin out with a fellow "indio" from Nicaville. Don't my people look funny?? lol
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This is my homie Sandino, the man that led the resistance revolutionary back in the day...This is a man who fought for freedom and fought oppression against those who did not want to value the Nicaraguan working man "campesinos". He was great and stood for honesty n truth and then the white people killed him. ... Or atleast they helped to. Anyways, his statues are all over Nicaville.



Heres a more detailed version of the history of this great man : thanks to wikipedia.com:
Augusto César Sandino (May 18, 1895 – February 21, 1934) was a Nicaraguan revolutionary and leader of a rebellion against the U.S. military presence in Nicaragua between 1927 and 1933. Labeled as a bandit by the U.S. government, his exploits made him a hero throughout much of Latin America, where he became a symbol of resistance to U.S. domination. Drawing the U.S. Marines into an undeclared guerilla war, he successfully evaded capture, eventually forcing the United States to withdraw its troops and securing significant concessions from the Nicaraguan government. However, he was murdered by General Anastasio Somoza García, who went on to seize power in a coup d'etat two years later, establishing a family dynasty that would rule Nicaragua for almost fifty years. Sandino's legacy was claimed by the Sandinista National Liberation Front, which overthrew the Somoza dictatorship in 1979.
This picture is off tha chain!..

WEll thats enough about my poor country. Maybe I wil be able to enlighten you all with this new course I am taking, its called Business in Latin America.. Its a greeat class so far...theres so much history to it...
see ya'll later!
kikimia

THIS IS UPSETTING

So, this weeks been pretty upsetting... I don't know what the hell..
It all really started out when one of my favorite bloggers decided to leave the blog world due to personal issues, I dont know if you've heard of him : http://thedailydump.blogspot.com/
this dude, right here decided to leave....and let me tell you something - he had a way of saying shit that you think about or you have always wanted to say but you can never get the right words to saythem. You know when i t comes to sarcasm and "assholeism" that each and everyone of us has ?But he really knew how to express his shit out there and now he won't be able to write, and its really crazy.
I am really gonna miss him, and when you look at the amount of people who have posted to his farewell post, its just insane that we are all so loosely connected to one another personally and physically - yet we are able to hurt or feel some type of pain or whatever this is I am feeling, I guess its disappointment. when you can't go to something that gives you relief of the real world and its just gone......this relly sucks...




Then on top of losing my real world relief - I get wrapped up in my real world, and find that I have to deal with idiots and facking asses of people when it comes to my classes. I am currently taking four cases so that I can get the fuck out quicker from school, and each and every one of my classes I have to deal with stupid teachers that assign us or worst of all "have us find our own" groups, because we are "grown up seniors" and need to deal with "real life" situations at this point in our university levels...

blah blah blah - its just an easier way of them doing shit...and I have to deal with the stupid kids I end up with....Nowadays the decieving nerdy-glasses-wearing kids can fool you. Those lazy bastards....The damn, guys i end up with dont liek to work so I have to babysit their asses because I know their lazy, and you can totally tell that their mommas still baby them and do their laundry...

Yeah, I am venting ... and rambling... but whatever.. And I am not even going to mention work - thats like a whole other issue - I am gonna put up a picture of one of the ladies I work with so you can see what I have to put up with when shes there. She is a fucking whale - like seriously, if you were to make a sea whale human - shes the image of what that would look like. I am not even exaggerating, merely saying in words what she is - which is a fat ugly nasty whale bitch. The gross and worst part about this fat lady is that
1. I have to work with her
2. She must have some hormone problem because she grows a beard and has to shave it. I know this because of that shadow that men get when their facial hair grows --hers is a beard.
3. Because she is a woman the skin on her face is not made to withstand a razor so she gets like this reaction - pimples on her hair follicles, cause i guess they turn into ingrown hairs that infect the skin so her beard area is filled with pimples...
4. She is a miserable fat person. I thought all fat people were jolly? You know - like Santa. I have met plenty o' fat people who I am associated with and they are all Jolly ass folks - I see as a way of their "happiness" more of an outlet to forget about their roundness. Shit I know REally Funny FAT people.... lol they make jokes, so that people laugh at their jokes and not at them...you know laugh with them not at them kinda thing...

Also, I am upset because I have been working out for the past 3 weeks and I havent had any results yet.. I had gained some weight - and since I make fun of fat people theres no way in hell Imma fall into THAT category because then that would mean making fun of myself and that would be pretty stupid. I mean think about it, a fat girl (and im not FAT, just getting chunky - where if i dont get careful i can end up fat) making fun of other fat girls that just ridiculous!! Which it really is, I know this one girl ...Lets call Her "Mindy" , she is one of those "jolly fat girls" she jokes around alll the time and shes a good person. Her problem is that she thinks shes not fat. Dont get me wrong - she knows shes "overweight" but she dont think she FAT and SHE IS FAT. LIKE A BLIMP. How can I explain her fatness......ok, when she exposes her stomache there are three bellies.
Three stomaches that overlap eachother. Yeah...well my point is that I dont want to be like her or end up like her...sooo I have been working out - Ive mainly done cardio and circuit training with weights and stuff and I havent lost 1 lb. I have cleaned up my fast food eating. The only thing I can think of that I need more time to wait for results or start eating more meals a day...or maybe even work out more days outta that week... But I thought that working out 3 days a week would be ok since I am just starting to work out again.
Maybe one of you could explain this to me....

Well, Im gonna post my "crack house" neighbor soon , I really wanna get him in that jumpsuit for you guys, but im scared hes gonna kill me...and I will make sure to post the picture of the whale that works with me. Night ya'll I gotta go to bed..

kikimia - Sailor MOOn