So, there i was walking to the church i paid 300 as a deposit for.... Apparently Catholic religion/church has imposed a compatibility test for couples that plan on getting married...
Seriously people, i had to take with my fiance a couples compatibility test. And if we dont "agree" with each other we get some married counselor couple lecturing us on things we need to work on. Ummmm, you know i threatned my mans ass to answer the way he needs to answer to get us out of that lecture!
After the test, we left and started laughing at how ridiculous the questions were. Do they really think that people want to be lectured about this kinda shit. I have been with my man for 6 1/2 yrs to know that all i need to do is bitch at him and threaten him to kill his dog to get things to go my way....not in that order exactly....
What is the point? Like a dumb ass test is really going to tell the future between two people in the next 3 or 6 years...
PS:
Dont even get me started on how the Pope took it upon himself to randomly bring in two new comandments ...Im sorry did God come down with a new message and i missed it? Or is this Catholic religion becoming crazy? Who amends two commandments... ugh... i gotta talk to a priest about this one!
Monday, March 31, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Losing motivation
Ugh, this sucks, what is the point of paying a gym and a trainer if the results are not shown in the scale....i remember the trainer said "we measure success in inches not lbs" What the fuck does that mean, i dont wanna be healthy and build muscle, i wanna see results on the scale...ive hit another plateau....this sucks asshole...
Friday, March 21, 2008
Random Blahs
What an exausting two weeks these have been. Talk about getting my moneys worth from my shit job. The thing is, ive been working at this bank for two months now. But i didnt get to go directly into training because the training department was waiting for HR to hire new people so that i wouldnt be the only ass wasting a trainers time, on little old me. They like to have minimum 3 people in a teller training course. (which is two weeks long)
Anyways, i have basically been chilling on 69 hrs worth of paychecks (i never even got to get my 80 hours) the first two weeks it was cool cause i didnt really do anything, but then the days starting dragging and i was really suffering. So i started helping in anyway i could around and becoming a great goafer to these people.
After a month my supervisor thought it was about that time for me to start handling transactions, so i did and then finally they started hiring people and i was given a date to go to training. So last week i began this stupid training where apparently the HR lady doesnt like to tell people that if you dont pass the exams they give you in training you get fired on the last day of training, cause everyday you have a test on the material learned the previous day and then you get a final. 20 minutes after grading your shit if you dont get a passing grade they tell you,
"thank you very much now get the fuck out, youre fired"
Needless, to say i got a 100 on each test and a 97 in the final. So i passed, and the trainer took us out to lunch at Fridays. It was a nice gesture. Anywho - the trainer is only the most coolest guy ever and he really makes you get a love for banking and everything that has to do with it, including robbery stories, so incredible and movielike yet unbelievablly true.
I have also grown a love for money. Not your typical "i love money so much i wanna live the lotto and sip tequilas in crystal glasses" type love, but a collectors love for money and also historian. I mean, did you realize that Benjamin Franklin and Martha Washington were the only non presidents of the united states to be on the US bills. And did you know that there were real larger denominations of money, like the $500, $1000, $5000, $10000, $100000. They were mostly made for certifications of silver and gold and the larger bills were used to serve as circulatory currency with in banks.
Im telling you it gets more interesting as i go along.
President Richard Nixon removed the large bills from circulation as an executive order in 1969 in order to combat organized crime.
Well, you get the point, real interesting things like that. That make me think about how little we are really taught in school about all the things we see as uninteresting, like how currency was created in the US. I really want to also brush up on my history on the US, cause honestly i dont remember what the names of christopher columbus' ships are. And im only 24.....Our generation of kids will basically think that cell phones always existed...and im one to have seen them come into my generation, but these new kids didnt and are dumb as a rock. I think it would be a great idea to teach a course in money and the history of it and talk about how Andrew Jackson and Alexander Hamilton hated each other and fought against each other to create a banking system in the US. Its crazy,,,, i know im sounding like such a nerd but it really is interesting shit.
By the way, the new $5 dollar bills came out this month. And they are beautiful! the purple 5 dollar Lincolns are reall people, chill out. They were actually printed in 06 but came out this year. Cool huh? Take a look at it,, look how pretty they are.
Long story short, about the beginning of my blog, its been exausting waking up super early to catch traffic in the mornings towards the airport, having to driive back home, then have family invading visiting and invading personal space, and escaping to the gym to get away from it all, to only be sore as hell, and then be panicked the whole time that youre pregnant, and then find out that your not by ending the with your period, and then finally going back to work at my branch to have it be on Good Friday and be blessed by a suprise that we leave early at 3pm. istead of 6 pm :) God loves me.
Anyways, i have basically been chilling on 69 hrs worth of paychecks (i never even got to get my 80 hours) the first two weeks it was cool cause i didnt really do anything, but then the days starting dragging and i was really suffering. So i started helping in anyway i could around and becoming a great goafer to these people.
After a month my supervisor thought it was about that time for me to start handling transactions, so i did and then finally they started hiring people and i was given a date to go to training. So last week i began this stupid training where apparently the HR lady doesnt like to tell people that if you dont pass the exams they give you in training you get fired on the last day of training, cause everyday you have a test on the material learned the previous day and then you get a final. 20 minutes after grading your shit if you dont get a passing grade they tell you,
"thank you very much now get the fuck out, youre fired"
Needless, to say i got a 100 on each test and a 97 in the final. So i passed, and the trainer took us out to lunch at Fridays. It was a nice gesture. Anywho - the trainer is only the most coolest guy ever and he really makes you get a love for banking and everything that has to do with it, including robbery stories, so incredible and movielike yet unbelievablly true.
I have also grown a love for money. Not your typical "i love money so much i wanna live the lotto and sip tequilas in crystal glasses" type love, but a collectors love for money and also historian. I mean, did you realize that Benjamin Franklin and Martha Washington were the only non presidents of the united states to be on the US bills. And did you know that there were real larger denominations of money, like the $500, $1000, $5000, $10000, $100000. They were mostly made for certifications of silver and gold and the larger bills were used to serve as circulatory currency with in banks.
Im telling you it gets more interesting as i go along.
President Richard Nixon removed the large bills from circulation as an executive order in 1969 in order to combat organized crime.
Well, you get the point, real interesting things like that. That make me think about how little we are really taught in school about all the things we see as uninteresting, like how currency was created in the US. I really want to also brush up on my history on the US, cause honestly i dont remember what the names of christopher columbus' ships are. And im only 24.....Our generation of kids will basically think that cell phones always existed...and im one to have seen them come into my generation, but these new kids didnt and are dumb as a rock. I think it would be a great idea to teach a course in money and the history of it and talk about how Andrew Jackson and Alexander Hamilton hated each other and fought against each other to create a banking system in the US. Its crazy,,,, i know im sounding like such a nerd but it really is interesting shit.
By the way, the new $5 dollar bills came out this month. And they are beautiful! the purple 5 dollar Lincolns are reall people, chill out. They were actually printed in 06 but came out this year. Cool huh? Take a look at it,, look how pretty they are.
Long story short, about the beginning of my blog, its been exausting waking up super early to catch traffic in the mornings towards the airport, having to driive back home, then have family invading visiting and invading personal space, and escaping to the gym to get away from it all, to only be sore as hell, and then be panicked the whole time that youre pregnant, and then find out that your not by ending the with your period, and then finally going back to work at my branch to have it be on Good Friday and be blessed by a suprise that we leave early at 3pm. istead of 6 pm :) God loves me.
Monday, March 10, 2008
PROCHOICE AND PROUD OF IT
So there I was panicking on my decision. Frieking out more like it. This is how my weekend went:
FRIDAY NIGHT
- went out to the HardRock, partied like a rock star
- got to bf's house around 6 am
-gave up the punani out of pity
- got spewed in
- cried for half an hour
Saturday
- skipped the gym
-woke up late adn frieked out some more
- told my bf off for being an ass
-went home and pondered the existence of a baby at this point in my life
Sunday
- woke up late to go to the gym
- drove to the gym
-called the trainer and told him a small white lie about my mother in law having a heart attack and couldnt make appointment
-looked for places to get my eyes tested for contacts
-drove back home to get my mom and shop for some chairs for the backyard
-called my friend desperate about my possible pregnancy
-drove with her to the walgreens to buy the morning after pill
-talked to the pharmacist with box in my hand and didnt buy it
Monday
- woke up early
-got ready for worked
-realized i am not ready for no kid
-went to walgreens and bought :
1- nail polish remover
2- cotton balls
3- morning after pill
- then i went to work, took my first pill and the catholic guilt kicked in....
I am not technically killing a baby that has been formed im preventing it. Apparently this is how the morning after pill works....
- Theres an egg and theres a sperm, the pills kicks in extra hormones preventing the combining of the egg and sperm. Voila no baby. I am technically not pregnant yet so i didnt kill anybody. The pill is an extra strong dosage of regular female contraceptives like the pill or the shot.
- why the guilt? Because i could have avoided it and never made the mistake and because maybe the baby could have been the best thing inthe world...then again there is no baby yet so....
Anyways, heres a web site on the morning after pill.
Oh yeah, u have to over 18 to buy it. And if ur under 18 u need a prescription. Sorry youngins.
Morning After Pill Information
Lessons Learned:
1 - No more pity f*cks
2 - Always use protection (even if ur getting married)
3 - Just because youre getting married doesnt make it right to have a kid outta wedlock....even if the wedding is 7 months away. No pregnant bride is seen as beautiful
FRIDAY NIGHT
- went out to the HardRock, partied like a rock star
- got to bf's house around 6 am
-gave up the punani out of pity
- got spewed in
- cried for half an hour
Saturday
- skipped the gym
-woke up late adn frieked out some more
- told my bf off for being an ass
-went home and pondered the existence of a baby at this point in my life
Sunday
- woke up late to go to the gym
- drove to the gym
-called the trainer and told him a small white lie about my mother in law having a heart attack and couldnt make appointment
-looked for places to get my eyes tested for contacts
-drove back home to get my mom and shop for some chairs for the backyard
-called my friend desperate about my possible pregnancy
-drove with her to the walgreens to buy the morning after pill
-talked to the pharmacist with box in my hand and didnt buy it
Monday
- woke up early
-got ready for worked
-realized i am not ready for no kid
-went to walgreens and bought :
1- nail polish remover
2- cotton balls
3- morning after pill
- then i went to work, took my first pill and the catholic guilt kicked in....
I am not technically killing a baby that has been formed im preventing it. Apparently this is how the morning after pill works....
- Theres an egg and theres a sperm, the pills kicks in extra hormones preventing the combining of the egg and sperm. Voila no baby. I am technically not pregnant yet so i didnt kill anybody. The pill is an extra strong dosage of regular female contraceptives like the pill or the shot.
- why the guilt? Because i could have avoided it and never made the mistake and because maybe the baby could have been the best thing inthe world...then again there is no baby yet so....
Anyways, heres a web site on the morning after pill.
Oh yeah, u have to over 18 to buy it. And if ur under 18 u need a prescription. Sorry youngins.
Morning After Pill Information
Lessons Learned:
1 - No more pity f*cks
2 - Always use protection (even if ur getting married)
3 - Just because youre getting married doesnt make it right to have a kid outta wedlock....even if the wedding is 7 months away. No pregnant bride is seen as beautiful
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
HAve a Very Hillary Day Today...
I woke up to some damn good news. I found out my home girl won and beat out Obama at several states where she needed to win.
I am not going on a political rant because it is a very sensitive subject but i want everyone to have a very happy Hillary day today.
p.s. Obama acting as a sore loser mentioning the delegates votes? interesing....think about that...
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Training Day....Literally
I went to my first 'official' meet with my now trainer... all i can say is that my fiance did a damn good job of convincing me to join the gym and getting a trainer....cause mine was hot hot hot hot!!
While he was training me i was just imagining his beach body all natural the way God intended it to be, but with underwear ...
Example of my minds beautiful imagination:
These fascinating men come from Brazil, apparently there were having a muscle man competition..
Oh the sweetness that is my life right now. At first i was kind of worried about getting a guy to train me because im not use to it. But then i saw who i got. And DAyum he has a great body...His face is okay decent enough to look at, but his body is what is driving me wild. I was never into the whole bulky guy look. But when a man is lean and muscular it just drives me insane.
I really got flustered when he got behind me to help me with my 'form' on a machine. It drove my mind wild. I was really enjoying him back there. I made sure to not be so winy. I did worn him though that I am a full fledged complainer and that he musnt be lean on me. And he wasnt.
He worked my arms today, like crazy. I am in so much pain. Its amazing how many parts of ur arm you must use to actually be typing....
So, i got to do my half hour with Mr Rob and then i did 30 mins of cardio. I dont see any change as of yet...then again, its only been two weeks. Monday will be my third week. I go 4-5 times a week and im eating better. Plus, i look forward to that eye candy.
I got to inquire about the tent rental for my wedding. Its at a good price so im happy about that. what seems to be a greater cost will be the actual caterer....JOy.... Im really looking forward to having latin food. I want it to be my culture, not this Americana culture, with fake Italian food and foo foo food ive never heard of that is always listed in the hotels and banquet halls. It seems like things are looking up for this wedding.
I am having problems with the Church, they tend not to call, its like i have to kiss their ass. Fuckers, i bet they will ask for a $1500 "donation" fee. Why is it such a mission with these Catholic Churches?
We got to go house hunting yesterday, my fiance and I. I have a friend in real estate and she got to show us like 6 houses. Its definitely a buyers market, cause the sellers are getting raped by my cheap prices. Im so happy about that. Cause i do no want to live in an apartment. Apartments feel like jail cells; no grass, no room to move away from the loved one, and no space to escape when theres a fire. Theres the window - but im not gonna jump.
While he was training me i was just imagining his beach body all natural the way God intended it to be, but with underwear ...
Example of my minds beautiful imagination:
These fascinating men come from Brazil, apparently there were having a muscle man competition..
Oh the sweetness that is my life right now. At first i was kind of worried about getting a guy to train me because im not use to it. But then i saw who i got. And DAyum he has a great body...His face is okay decent enough to look at, but his body is what is driving me wild. I was never into the whole bulky guy look. But when a man is lean and muscular it just drives me insane.
I really got flustered when he got behind me to help me with my 'form' on a machine. It drove my mind wild. I was really enjoying him back there. I made sure to not be so winy. I did worn him though that I am a full fledged complainer and that he musnt be lean on me. And he wasnt.
He worked my arms today, like crazy. I am in so much pain. Its amazing how many parts of ur arm you must use to actually be typing....
So, i got to do my half hour with Mr Rob and then i did 30 mins of cardio. I dont see any change as of yet...then again, its only been two weeks. Monday will be my third week. I go 4-5 times a week and im eating better. Plus, i look forward to that eye candy.
I got to inquire about the tent rental for my wedding. Its at a good price so im happy about that. what seems to be a greater cost will be the actual caterer....JOy.... Im really looking forward to having latin food. I want it to be my culture, not this Americana culture, with fake Italian food and foo foo food ive never heard of that is always listed in the hotels and banquet halls. It seems like things are looking up for this wedding.
I am having problems with the Church, they tend not to call, its like i have to kiss their ass. Fuckers, i bet they will ask for a $1500 "donation" fee. Why is it such a mission with these Catholic Churches?
We got to go house hunting yesterday, my fiance and I. I have a friend in real estate and she got to show us like 6 houses. Its definitely a buyers market, cause the sellers are getting raped by my cheap prices. Im so happy about that. Cause i do no want to live in an apartment. Apartments feel like jail cells; no grass, no room to move away from the loved one, and no space to escape when theres a fire. Theres the window - but im not gonna jump.
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