Tuesday, February 27, 2007

MORE ABOUT, WELL ME...


So people, I am almost done with school. I am taking my last three classes and in the end of April I will be graduating with my Bachelors. And then in August, wherever I get accepted I will be able to start my MAsters.

I had dreams once of going to do my Masters either abroad or out of state. Those dreams were crushed with a little something called REALITY.


Here are some reasons I came up with:


1. I cannot afford any expensive univeristies.
2. Parents are waiting and saving for retirement and will not spend a red cent of it to support me and my American dream
3. I cant leave my bf behind because he will leave my ass...even though he wants to marry me. Why wouldnt he wait? Because he says I will screw everything that I see...whateverrrrr
4. Who would take care of my two children? My dogs LULU and CHilindrina.
5. If I leave my brothers alone with my parents someone would die... Im not kidding.
6. Who would pay for my car's repairs?
7. It would be expensive to fly back home or have my bf fly to me to have 10 minute sex.
8. I dont do vibrators - only the real thing.

So, that is my list ... I know theres more reasons but I cant think of any other ones.

Monday, February 26, 2007

I'M FALLING INTO THE ABYSS

Yeah, I am actually falling onto this. I am one of the many pawns of Steve Jobs greed. He pretty much wants to be the next Bill Gates - He wants to rule the world and become another technological superpower.

I am not going to spend the $500 but my beloved boyfriend sure will - if he is willing to buy me a $9,000 engagement ring he can get me an Apple Iphone which is much much less expensive...
I've made sure everyone can read about it by clicking up above..It is going to redirect you to WIkipedias information of iPhone. Anyways its capabilities are endless and there is nothing more that I want right now. Maybe if I dont get it when it comes out I can get it for X-Mas. And also, the sad part about this phone is that (like any other new phone) there is a two year contract that you need to make with Cingular - yet I still have my T-mobile account. And I won't be able to close it for another two years....So technically I will need to spend the 200 bucks that comes with disconnected a contracted tmobile account.

I had actually finished my contract - what I didn't realize with Tmobile was that when you add more minutes to your plan you agree to a two contract....so yeah, that sucks for me!

P.S.
I just saw the Oscars...what the deal with Jack Nickolson's Mr. Cleans appearance. Does he have cancer or something? Or was he done and overwith the patches on the side? I don't know maybe its a touchy subject ...oh well...

Saturday, February 24, 2007

F-OFF



f-ck off



Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2. To spend time idly. 3. To masturbate.
Fuck off.

F-ck Off



Go away!!!!!!!!!!! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Benny told Jimmy to "Fuck off!".

f-ck off


An exclamation of anger.
"Excuse me, would you like to buy a copy of The Big Issue?""No. Fuck off!"

f-ck off



Insult; To request that someone leave, go away, retreat, begone. 2/To refute. 3/Used to ephasise size or import.
"You can fusk off, going on about that shit again. I've got a big fuck off plate of lasagne to get through."


f-ck off

1. Go away.2. No.
1. No I don't want like jazz, fuck off!2. Do you like jazz? Fuck off!

F-ck off

1] telling someone to go away.2]Use to descibe something big and/or indimidatingand usualy used in a sentence after describing something as big.as if the object was telling you to fuck off simply by being.
1] "fuck off, wanker".2] "He had a big Fuck off gun.""I got a big Fuck off Amp for my birthday." - simon (lol)


I am really liking this Urban Dictionary.com site. It is realy hilarious....

RACIAL SLURS



Before, you read this, I want you to keep in mind that this is to EDUCATE people - not offend them. These are things that are said on a daily basis all over the world so don;t come up in here trying to tell me that it isnt true. I found this web sie Urban Dictionary and it so happens to have all the derrogatory comments/racial slurs that you can think of. You might find it funny, or you might now. Well, here goes nothing....if your an activist I wrote my disclaimer above sooo just deal with it or go to another blog....Go to the web site see for yourselves....






1. porch monkey 1471 up, 327 down

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

tags porch monkey clerks ii nigger nigga slang racial slurs slurs cracker cracka coon






2. porch monkey 1131 up, 449 down

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?


3. porch monkey 641 up, 171 down

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.



*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!


4. Porch Monkey 783 up, 434 down

a black person that sits on his porch all day

you will find them anyplace u find blackpeople


5. porch monkey 391 up, 93 down

in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes


6. porch monkey 445 up, 192 down

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor


7. Porch Monkey 449 up, 233 down

A person, of African descent, usually found in the Southern states of the United States. Porch Monkeys were commonly found sitting on their porches doing little or nothing all day. Usually found on Plantations or large land lots with a house/shack of some sort including a porch.



I know what you're thinking..."Oh no she didnt!" But I did, I did. I was curious as to where this term came from exactly and as I was reading in article in Yahoo I found that they were talking about this Web site called Urban Dictionary.com and its got these amazing terms for words that we use everyday. I am going to put up some other two derrogatory "words" before Istart getting hate mail. THink of it as educational. Plus I had never heard of this word until my fried uttered it (calm down people she is half black, it was one of those black on black things) (plus, I would never use this word - this is really evil) (well....) Anyways, I am going to look for "cracka or cracker" and "Spic" ...Lets see what the dictionary says about those.

Aren't you atleast a little curious as to where these derrogatory comments come from? I know I am!



1. spic 1050 up, 349 down

A highly offensive term referring to a Spanish-speaking person from Mexico, Central or South America, Spain, or Portugal





2. spic 598 up, 179 down

racial slur for people of Latino descent


3. spic 426 up, 162 down

A highly offensive term referring in a derogatory manner to a Hispanic person, i.e. born or descendant of natives of Spain and/or any Spanish-speaking country or territory in Central America, South America or the Caribbean.

You spics are worthless -- why can't you learn English like everyone else?

4. spic 363 up, 180 down

An offensive word used to describe hispanic people. Comes from a shortening of the word "hispanic".

Those dumb spics are trying to take our jobs


5. spic 130 up, 64 down

A derogatory comment towards people of hispanic decent.

How come Hispanic people are allowed to say 'nigga', but if somebody says the word 'spic', they get stabbed?

6. spic 43 up, 42 down

An ignorant hispanic; Similar to the word nigga (an ignorant black person)

1. Hey, that spanish guy stole my bike.
2. That damn spic


7. spic 82 up, 137 down

A highly offensive term referring to a Spanish-speaking person from Mexico, Central or South America, Spain.

1. What a spic! Dumping his girl just because christmas is coming.
2. What a spic! Dumping his girl just because it´s her birthday.



1. Cracker 2471 up, 547 down

Originally the white slave driver because he would "crack" the whip, hence the noun cracker.

Yo homey pick the cotton faster cuz here comes ole Mr.Cracker with his whip!








2. cracker 1534 up, 395 down

Noun. Slang word used to refer to those of European ancestry. The word is thought to have either derived from the sound of a whip being cracked by slave owners, or because crackers are generally white in color.

I'm still waiting for the word "Cracker" to be referred to as the "C-word" the way the word "Nigger" is constantly referred to as the "N-word".

3. cracker 1838 up, 835 down

opposite of nigger, an insult to whites... except white people aren't dumb enough to walk around calling each other that word because it's intended to be demeaning

break yo self cracker!
also
what chu want cracka?!


4. Cracker 1839 up, 914 down

A racist insult used by blacks against white people that seemingly isn't wrong, yet it is illegal for us to defend ourselves and call them darkies or nigger. Racism against whites is racism just the same, people. Get some common sense. If black people think they are the shit like they're better than everyone else, they are mistaken.
No one is fuckin better than anyone they are equal, until your actions or reputation lowers your social status and respect, of course.

Synonym: Honkey

5. cracker 763 up, 285 down

1:A firecracker
2:A thin, crisp wafer
3:One whom cracks illegally into another's computer or network
4:A racist term used against Caucasians/Whites

The word cracker has many meanings.

6. Cracker 796 up, 352 down

An unsweetened biscuit.
Ha!

Dya want cheese on your cracker.


7. cracker 601 up, 204 down

Racist term for a white person

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Britney's Reasoning Behind her Baldness

I am not sure if EVERYONE knows, but I am sure that your local news media is having a field day with this report on Britney Spears losing her mind and going bald....no not her bald couter pics but her actual head. I have created a small list of reasonings behind her latest stupid acts of rebellion. Enjoy because I know I did while I was making them MUAH!

The World/City Coming to an End



Im not sure if you are aware but it is predicted that there will be a meteorite that will be hitting the Earth in the near future - estimated about 2046 I have a feeling that maybe she got a whiff of this and thought, "Well, shit if the world is going to end, I might as well lose my mind - everyone already thinks I got shit for brains"...(idea was suggested by a local newstation and I think its one of the smartest ones)

Serious Depression




I am taking a wild guess here **cough cough** But maybe her craziness is due to a chemical imbalance from all her drug taking with KEvin Federline and she ended up on a bad trip of acid and its caused a chemical imbalance - making her depressed. I don't know if any of you have ever been on drugs - but if you haven't let me enlighten you. Once a person has become dependent on a drug - one of the side effects IS depression, and since there are factors that will make any normal person crazy : failed "Punked" marriage, two children born from a child herself, two children from an asshole, realizing that you never had any real friends, knowing that you've been divorced twice at the age of 25, knowing that your career has spiriled down to shit.
That and the footage I found on Youtube of her higher adn more blasted than a mother fucka!

Ooops I am sorry thats a gag reel lol HEre is the clip I am talking about:



This just goes to prove that shes a red neck and mighty country and ignorant - not to mention gross and high as hell lol sorry - I am not trying to be racia-shee but dang! Judge for yourself....
This also goes to show what their relationship was based on.."high talk"

Wants to be the Next Anna Nicole Smith

She is well on her way I have to say. Shes got the drug thing down-packed(she admitted to drug use), she drinks and mixes and passes out, sells her pictures for money, acts like an asshole in public, gets divorced, ruins her career, is famous now for being a screwup.

SOlutiOn

I guess the only thing that is helping her out is that she is actively seeking help by gettin into rehab. But that doesnt mean that shes gonna make it. She is a full blown neurotic and should really make her kids her priority. They will become the reason for her existance and her strength to live. Maybe she sshould look into growing her hair back... Oh well... that's all I got!

Friday, February 16, 2007

S-S-S-SCENARIOSSS


BEST CASE SCENARIO

Being able to make passionate,crazy,sexy love in the throws of mid-nineties Brad Pitt (Pre-dirty Angelina). There would be nothing better than make love to that man - Harlequin style! I love that man but now that hes older I appreciate him more when he was younger and sucking neck on that movie Interview with the Vampire. Its only one of the greatest movie ever made - I believe it is anyway!
Who wouldn't want this piece of ass waiting for them on their bed?
SEriously you wouldn't want this?


WORST CASE SCENARIO

It's 30 degrees outside and the heater is on in your car. You're driving normal when all of a sudden someone farts in the car . The gas is permeating your skin - almost knocking you unconscious to the point where you begin to black out mildly and swerve off and on the road almost causing a 12 car pile up on the busy expressway home. Only to pull over and kick the person outta that car.....then realizing you're alone and it was your fart. LOL I love that story.
Seriously, my nephew did this to me today - I could have died!
So from now on - I'm posting this sign on my car when there is any kind of weather that makes me have the windows up. It's either that or I kill a mother fucker:


My new ObSEssion!

I have a new obsession- it's actually been going on for about 2 months now. It's with this European artist Amy Winehouse. I fell in love with her music after being educated about her on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants, and News. He was talking about her and suggested we take a listen to her. And I have been looking for a new female artist that talked about real shit like Fiona Apple did. And there is nothing better than this crazy bitch. Here is a clip of her on a radio station. Check her out.
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She's this crazy fresh chick

I love her music, Nobody else is gonna make a song tellin you to get your own god damn weed lol


Saturday, February 10, 2007

FILMS IN REVIEW AND FILMS TO LOOK OUT FOR

bEFORE i GIVE MY FILMS TO LOOK OUT FOR i WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH ON LAST TIMES fILMS TO LOOK OUT FOR:

The Departed

I actually was not able to go see this film, but everyone and their mother that did go said it kicked ass. Plu si didnt hurt they won some awards right? Even though Leonardi Dicaprio always gets cheated..

SAw Three


I did go see this movie, it was stupid gory and it explained the whole plot from the beginning. Its good if you want to engage in gore throughout the whole movie.

MArie Antoinette

I am going to atually see this movie on the 13th when I receive it from Net flix i will let ya'll know about that. I am sure it will be good though.

The Prestige


Another film that I didnt get a chance to see, I don't know too many people with my taste so I am not sure how this movie did with audiences. Although in yahoo it was given a rating by the critics and by the yahoo users a B+ so that must definitly mean something

Running With Scissors

This is another flick I am going to see on the 13th it comes with Marie ANtoinette from Netflix, so I wil let you know then

BABEL

Was only the best movies I have seen this year(I saw it last weekend), although I must say that I liked Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's movie Amorres Perros a lot better!!

Stranger Than Fiction

This flick actually received a great response I cannot wait to see it because it look samazing. People have said that its a funny movie.

The REturn

I am getting this movie on Netflix as well and I think it looks rally intereseting. Yahoo Critics didnt even watch it (it has no grade)
And te vieweres gave it a C and thats 1500 votes, so it must have been kinda sucky. But I like Sarah Michelle Gellar so I dont think it will be too bad, I will let you guys know.


Alex Rider

Havent seen it, will rent it on Netflix for my nephew and let you know if he thinks its coool or now.

Driving LEssons

Another cool flick I wil get on Netflix, it already came out I cant wait to see it, I have the book to so i am trying to read that before watching the movie.


WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR

Breaking and Entering

WHy do I recommend this film? Well first of all it has Jude Law and Juliette Binoch and the sexy Vera Farmiga . And did I mention that anything with Jude Law in it is an excellent film except for one movie and that is THE HOLIDAY with Cameron Diaz - That movie was absolutely teriiiiiiiiiiible!
Anyways this movie takes place in London, and he is A Landscape Architect dealing with a young thief that causes him to re-evaluate his life.
Release date : Dec 16 2006

Breach

Its got Ryan Phillipe and Chris Cooper, what more is there to say other than that its base don a true story of one of the Us govnts biggest spies who worked for the Russian spies and traded all the Us secrets. It looks really good. Look into it.
Release date:Feb 16th

Ghost Rider

I am not saying this is going to be the best movies ever from a comic book, what I want to say is that its got Nicholas Cage n his southern charm and accent and acting skills go a long way . It is gonnabe a feel good movie that you will definetly enjoy!
Release date: Feb 16th

The Number 23

It seems that Jim Carrey is starting to get serious in his career and there is nothing better than to see quality acting from a man who really wants to make quality films. His last role in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mid was INCREDIBLE! And that is anothe rfilm you gotta see if you havent seen it yet.
Realease date FEB 3rd


That is it for now, I will pop in a few more later on next month.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Astronaut charged with attempted murder


I don't know if ya'll know about this exciting love triangle in the astronaut world, but there was an "attempted murder" case with a fellow astronaut of ours. This bitch is crazyyy. I am no sure if its been playing like crazy on your televisions like it is here in Miami.

Everyone knows that the NASA program has been wanting much called attention for their program so that they can get more funding - but hell this is one way to get attention - and that funding they oh so wanted...might be less than ever after they commence the trial of the new year.


Lisa Marie Nowak decided to pounce on her ex lovers mistress and try to sass her while in a cute astronaut diaper, blonde wig, and pepper spray. That's right ya'll read correctly!
Here is the scoop:

"The fact that Mrs. Nowak drove approximately 900 miles, urinated in a diaper so that she did not need to stop ... stealthily followed the victim while in disguise and possessed multiple deadly weapons ... create a well-founded fear" that Nowak intended to murder the woman, the affidavit said.

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A NASA astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections was charged Tuesday with attempted first-degree murder, because police said there was a "well-founded fear" she was going to kill the woman.

Lisa Marie Nowak, 43, had a brand new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags in her possession when police arrested her early Monday, according to an arrest affidavit.


"The fact that Mrs. Nowak drove approximately 900 miles, urinated in a diaper so that she did not need to stop ... stealthily followed the victim while in disguise and possessed multiple deadly weapons ... create a well-founded fear" that Nowak intended to murder the woman, the affidavit said.
Police believe Nowak, a Navy captain and married mother of three, was in a love triangle with a fellow astronaut. If convicted of attempted murder, she faces between 30 years and life in prison, police said.
Nowak was not on suicide watch, but was being held alone in a glass-fronted, 80 square-foot cell where she was under constant surveillance, which is customary for high-profile inmates, Orange County jail spokesman Allen Moore said.
She was already charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. A judge had earlier said she could be freed on $15,500 bail on the lesser charges.
Earlier in the day, Nowak was about to be brought downstairs for her release when she was notified she wouldn't be going anywhere because the new charge was planned, Moore said.
Defense attorney Donald Lykkebak said he thinks the attempted murder charge was filed because police were unhappy about her planned release on bail.
"I guess they didn't like the ruling in court this morning, did they? You think they would have done it if she was still in jail?" he said.
The judge ordered her release earlier after chief astronaut Steve Lindsey testified that she would go back to Houston. Lindsey flew with Nowak to the international space station last July aboard space shuttle Discovery.
"Our primary concern is her health and well-being and that she get through this," Lindsey said after the hearing but before news of the additional charge. "Her status (with the astronaut corps) has not changed."
Lindsey was accompanied by another astronaut Chris Ferguson, who described himself as "perplexed" by Nowak's actions.
Police said she drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein.
Nowak and Oefelein, 41, were both first-time fliers during separate shuttle missions last year. They trained together but never flew together.
Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Police found a love letter to Oefelein in her car.
According to authorities, Nowak believed another woman, Colleen Shipman, was romantically involved with Oefelein. When Nowak found out Shipman was flying to Orlando from Houston, Nowak decided to confront her early Monday, according to the arrest affidavit.
Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman's plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said. Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors, according to the arrest affidavit.
Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.
An officer reported following Nowak and watching her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. Police also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.
Oefelein did not return calls seeking comment Tuesday. Shipman didn't return messages left for her at Patrick Air Force Base, where she works. She didn't answer phone messages left at her home, where no one answered the door.
NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak's status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged. "What will happen beyond that, I will not speculate," he said.
Hartsfield said he couldn't recall the last time an astronaut was arrested and said there were no rules against fraternizing among astronauts.
Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship with Oefelein and didn't want to harm her physically.
According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. She has a teenage son and younger twin girls.
Oefelein has two children and began his aviation career as a teenager flying floatplanes in Alaska, according to a NASA biography. He studied electrical engineering at Oregon State University and later earned a master's degree in aviation systems at the University of Tennessee Space Institute. He has been an astronaut since 1998.

HEre is some video footage of the psycho at hand:



Seems these days that outerspace is crazier than the Earth huh?

Enjoy your day!