Friday, December 29, 2006

Ode to James Brown

Yeah, I wanted to send off the year with a You tube clip i saw on a another blog, that I thought I should share...

James BRown Rest in Peace and Thank you for the music, and the shaming interviews of your time.

Heres one for old times sake...

Dont get me wrong i like james brown - not my era cause im 23, but i know what he stood for for the time he came out, hes a great man, musician, but this interview is off tha chain funny.. He was on some good stuff...



One of those days

Hey everybody. I am having one of those days - you know the one that Monica talks about in her song..."Just one of them daayss..you wanna be alone....feeling empty insiiiddddee".
Yeah, it is a definite Eeyore day.. If you don't know about 'em, then here you go. He is a character from Winnie the Pooh and he is described as:


Eeyore is everyone's favorite delightfully dismal donkey. But Eeyore doesn't see himself as gloomy -- he just has low expectations. He expects nothing from anybody, so whenever his friends do come to his aid his expectations of the worst are overthrown, and he is sincerely grateful. Eeyore's tiny bright pink bow on his tail, the one hint of color against his gray, is a perfect symbol of the kernel of joy that occasionally surfaces in Eeyore. Though he may pretend he's helping because there's nothing better to do -- make no mistake, Eeyore is always there for his friends.

Anyways, I got my hair done and you'd think that'd make me feel better? Well, it did up until I paid for my own God Damn hair...$110... that really was a waste of money from my drowining bank account. I wish it was actually drowning in money but its actually drowning in SORROW. I am sure all of you are feeling the effects of the holidays.

Sometimes I wish I was a Jehova and that way I didn't have to worry about holidays, birthdays, presents- period.... Buuuuuuuuuuuut I am not. I am a somewhat-washed Catholic..."guilt" -n-all...

I am working on this Year in review of 2006, but it is getting kinda wack. I am just going to post it anyways. It is mostly filled with morbid information. Deaths and disease and such...oh well, what else is there to look forward to?

I am gonna quit now before I get worse on here.
Happy New Years Ya'll...

PS -
My interview went well, but I don't like the job - if I get it I will say HELL NO. I can find soemthing A LOT better for me. I am young - intelligent - educated - and professional - and really dont want to be driving fucking far!!

I want to add a section of Eeyore quotes. They are perfect life quotes of people always letting you down. LONG LIVE PESSIMISM!

"A mostly sunny day, to some, can look a lot like partly gray."

____________________________________________________

It Was There...Now It's Gone

You think you can
Depend on tails.
You don't expect tails
To go wrong.
The last time I looked
It was right there.
Now when I look there,
It's gone.
It was always
Just behind me,
Always tagging along.
A little something at the back...
I thought it was there,
And it's gone.
I assumed it was
Attached to me,
That it actually
Hung true.
I'd hoped it was stuck
Very firmly on.
Maybe we needed some glue.

It used to trail right behind me,
Always tailing along.
My little extra
At the back...I thought it was there,
Now it's gone.

___________________________________________________________

The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.

___________________________________________________________

This is a great quote:
"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."

___________________________________________________________

"When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there."

Thanks ya'll!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

2006 SUMMARY

Well, this is actually going to be my first 'yearly summary' - so this in its self is an enourmous event.

Anyways - let the 2006 summary begin...

JAnuary 2006



Jan. 24 Chris Penn Actor Age: 40 died
/>Sago Mine in West Virginia traps 13 miners. 12 of them die by the time rescuers find them. Rescuers found notes written by some of the miners saying they didn't suffer in death. The sole survivor is Randal McCloy Jr. Since then, Congress has held hearings on mine safety, and companies have taken another look at the air safety packs provided to miners.


FEB:
Feb. 3 Al Lewis Actor-Comedian Age: 82 died


MARCH
FROM WIKIPEDIA

Just two days before U.S. President George W. Bush is scheduled to visit Pakistan, a car bomb exploded in the Marriot Hotel Karachi parking lot adjacent to a United States consulate in Karachi, killing at least four people including a US diplomat and his driver and injuring at least fifty others.

A prison riot involving close to 1,300 prisoners at Afghanistan's Pul-e-Charkhi prison ended after four days.

Near the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war, U.S. and Iraqi forces on Thursday launch an air assault known as Operation Swarmer into Salahuddin province in what was termed the largest air assault since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003.

Protests against the US immigration reform bill H.R. 4437 are held in several US cities. 500,000 people march in Los Angeles, California, 50,000 in Denver, Colorado, and 20,000 in Phoenix, Arizona, protesting proposed legislation that includes construction of a security wall along the United States-Mexico border.



APRIL
FROM WIKIPEDIA

Palaeontologists announce the discovery of the Tiktaalik genus, an important fossil link between fish and land animals

Non-violent demonstrations for immigrant rights are held in dozens of U.S. cities today in opposition to H.R. 4437, which would classify illegal aliens as felons

Ken Lay, former chairman of the board of defunct Enron Corporation, took the stand in his own defense in his criminal trial in Houston, Texas.





MAY
May 3Earl Woods, 74, father and former coach of U.S. golfer Tiger Woods died


Baby Shiloh is born. Brad PItt and Ang Jolies' baby

JUNE

June 24Patsy Ramsey, 49, mother of the late Jon Benét Ramsey

My entrance into the blog world! Goody FOR YOU!


JULY

July 26: Andrea Yates is acquitted by Houston jury and committed to a Texas mental hospital for 30 days. She is found not guilty by reason of insanity in the June 20, 2001, drowning deaths of her children in a bathtub. She was sentenced to life in prison, but that conviction was overturned last year


Mel Gibson
Fucked up - by cursing out JEws in a drunk stupor.

AUGUST
August 27: A Comair commuter Flight 5191 crashes shortly after taking off from the Blue Grass Airport in Lexington, Ky., on a runway that was too short for the plane, killing all but one of the 50 people aboard — the pilot.


August 16: John Mark Karr is arrested in Thailand and called a suspect in the Dec. 26, 1996 slaying of JonBenet Ramsey, who was found strangled in the basement of her family's home in Boulder, Colo. Doubts about Karr's claims arise after he publicly claims he was "with her when she died." DNA evidence later clears him, and no charges are filed. (this man is fucking sick)



SEPTEMBER

Sept. 4
Steve Irwin Age: 44 The Crocodile Hunter Died


OCTOBER

October 2: Charles Roberts kills three girls and critically wounds eight at an Amish schoolhouse in Lancaster County, Pa., before killing himself. Roberts left a note to his wife and three children, alluding to the fact he was still upset over the death of his newborn baby nine years ago and that he molested young relatives 20 years ago and dreamt of molesting again. It was the third shooting at a U.S. school in a week.

NOVEMBER

Nov. 10
Gerald Levert Age: 40 Died

NOV 13: Britney Spears files for divorce.

NOv 28 : Britney Spears flashes beaver approx 3 times w/in a week.

"Dougie" Neil PAtrick Harris declares and confirms he's gay . I would have never guessed it...check this pic out:


Kelly Rippa and Clay Aiken get into it, here are some You Tube CLips:


DECEMBER

Dec. 25
James Brown Musician Age: 73 Died

Dec. 26
Gerald Ford U.S. President Age: 93 Died

DEC 29
Sudam Hussein was hung in his country for his crimes of genocide

CATCHY PHRASES:

Firecrotch
Famous-for-being-famous rich kid BRANDON DAVIS insulted celebrity redhead LINDSAY LOHAN by referring to her as “firecrotch” — and La Lohan was not amused.

Manny
Britney kicked off another "POP CULTURE" buzzword when she hired a male nanny ... aka manny ... to help her look after little Sean Preston. The studly Naval Academy graduate was no Mary Poppins.

K-Fed/FedEx
Which brings us to K-Fed. Spears apparently became “fed up” with the sullying effect her aspiring rapper-husband was having on her image, and, according to legend, transformed him into her "FedEx" via text message.

McDreamy/McSteamy/McScuffle
It was also an eventful year for the cast members of newly minted hit show “Grey’s Anatomy.” Men enjoyed the famous three-way shower scene episode after the Super Bowl, and women across the nation went wild for doctors McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey) and McSteamy (Eric Dane). But tensions flared as McDreamy and Burke (Isaiah Washington) got into a real-life on-set McScuffle.

Webisodes
Episodes on the web that you weren't able to see are now able to see online...



Top 10 Celebrity Searches of 2006 (Yahoo!)
1. Britney Spears
2. Shakira
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Paris Hilton
5. Beyonce Knowles
6. Chris Brown
7. Pamela Anderson
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Jessica Alba
10. Mariah Carey
Source: Yahoo

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Tsk Tsk Tsk...


There are many things we should all be thankful of. For instance, my family has been blessed to be healthy, funny, and in extremely important situations reliable. (for the most part anyway)
Then there's world peace, oops thats not one of them. Well we have a great president...oops thats not one of them either... ok so just thing of something yourself that will satisfy you...

Anyways, I want to start complaining about what I saw yesterday.

Isn't there a statue of limitations on how far women will got to have their baby's breast fed in public. Well I think i damn near take the cake on my account.

It happened at 10:00am in the local post office where I work by. My boss told me to get a money order and drop some shit at the post office, and there it was a lady and her baby. I thought it was weird that she kept holding the baby in the line when the baby was dead asleep, and from the manner she held the baby, you can tell it was her first baby ever.

Anyways, the painful wait took an hour long standing in line watching the sinlge register guy work with the crowd - making the stupidist jokes ever imagined...it was pure entertainment for his sanity...and then the day came for him where God blessed him with some boob action.
The mother of one child was at his countertop and in mid sale she begins to open her shirt and have the baby suck on her teet. Yes people, there were 15 others in the room - i counted because i knew i was going to write about it..who wouldnt?

Anyways, like all newborns they have to be smothered in the nipple and the momma was smothering her child with the nipple - everyone watching, some in disgust (thats me!!!) others in awe (the older women) and others with a carrot popping outta their pants..The Mailman countertop-register-worker on the other hand was in a trance... it was classic, if only i wasnt so poor and could afford a god damn camera phone...i gotta get me one of those! So after the unsettling 2mins of my life - it was over because the baby apparently was not hungry - or maybe she knew better than to suck on her moms teet in front of 15 strangers that arent relatives or her daddy...

It might have been funnier if it was something like when Jim Carry sucked on a womans teet that was breastfeeding her child on a park pench - (the movie - which is a classic of his is Me,Myself, and Irene - before Rene Zellweger was famous)
But, it wasnt...

Next thought, is what the hell is the deal with people workin at stores with the Christmas cheer of santa hats and with a miserable face? It reminds me of the grinch..

dang, even the Grinch has a smirk...its spooky and scary but its still a smile !

Oh yeah, this semester I kicked ass in my four courses. I got 3 A's and 1 B. That shot up my GPA and now I am ready for the end. Its this new semester in the Spring and I take my last three courses before I get my Bachelors in Management. IM SO EXCITED!

I got a job interview at a local University. If I get the job as a full time staff, I will be able to get my Master's degree paid for!!! WOO HOO Crossing my fingers!

Happy Holidays people and enjoy the new year...unless something interesting happens, I wont write until the new year!
Love YOU!

ooh yeah before I go, what the hell is wrong with people leaving racist remarks on blogs. My friend got called the N-word on a comment in her blog. What the fuck. Her response is a master piece of an intelligent woman who surpasses his ignorance. Right on Jen http://blackgirlinteruppted.blogspot.com/! See for yourself.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

IN THE MEDIA TODAY

Man, I am sick and tired of hearing about stupid celebrities. What burns me even more is when there's famous people's kids on television instead of actualy celebrities. HOw stupid is that anyway?
Well, as you all might know, and if you don't then i am glad I am the first to tell you about Nicole Richies new case. SHe got arrested for DUI and here is a lovely mugshot for you.



Apparently, she was taking Vikadin for her menstrual pains. Last time I checked NORMAL PEOPLE DONT TAKE VIKADIN for that.
By the way, people that skinny stop having periods. It was reported that when she was weighed in at the station she was about 85 pounds or so.
JEsus, no wonder she was driving on the wrong side of the road hahaha This girl is an idiot. How many more times will she be crying for help - rich spoiled kids let me tell you.

I love even more the quote provided ber her attorney Howard Weitzman that was given to TMZ, "this is a difficult time for Nicole but she is prepared to accept whatever responsibility is appropriate. She intends to continue with her career and will deal with any other issues that need to be addressed."

Wait a minute, what career? Bitch ain't got no real job! She don't got a career... Well thats that. WAy to go Nicole, another one bites the dust.


Anywho, there's more news. What the hell is up with Angelina Jolie? I know that she loves to help people all over the world and all but it doesn't mean she has to LOOK like she's from Africa. I mean, it's not like she doesn't have enough money to eat or anything. Look at the state of her anorexic ass:





Look at how crazy skinny she is. She is all bones. And seriously, I am done hearing about how "sexy" she is. She'es gross, she looks like a man, shes just skin and bones, and I am reallllllllly done with the "Elvira" look that she has going on for yearssssssssssss now. PLus, I may add I hate her for stealing Brad from Jen!
She is officially a SLOOT, no not slut - but a SLOOOT.

I would like to really hear some news on Will Smith's movie. Why is noone talking about it? Who the hell cares about 'Dream Girls' anyway, its played by people who sing about people who sang. Woopie....Now, Will Smith's movie : The pursuit of HAppiness, looks awesome, heartwarming, touching, and looks liek Will did some amazing work on it. I can't beilive my man is aging, check out his greys:


I am wondering if its really his or for the Movie premier. Oh I almost for got to mention that , this is a pic for his premier of the movie. And guess who i found pictures of? THe oddest couples taking photo ops. And not only that but - what the hell is J-Lo tring to bring back - cause it aint workin!

This is like, 70's disco nights, Studio 54 meets bad hairdresser days. It looks like shes got my grandma's pajamas on from 1979. Atleast she wore a bra this time - shes known to not wear it...enough... nobody wants to see her mosquito bites! Shoooot, I like her but not that much.


You know what? I know you are all ready for what seems to be an endless story. ROCKY BALBOA. I am going to support this movie - for the simple fact that it is a cult clsasic and because I love Sylvestor Stallone movies....shot I even like Judge Dredd...and that movie really was wack - but I loved it nonetheless...I will also give you the honor of knowing that it comes out on Dec 20th. Not only that - but I will provide you with the movie trailor.
You're Welcome!

And for all of you saying "who wants to watch another Rocky movie? Its just him in a ring - losing and then winning". Who cares!? Everyone likes Rocky, he's cool peoples.


I also wanted to add this great video footage of ROcky 3. I LOVE THIS PART the song is so inspiring.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Doot Doot DOot Doot...Today in Stupid News..er Retarded

I found this article and thought you all would enjoy it. Not only because its funny but because of the way the news station's website announces it.


FOXNEWS.COM HOME > U.S.
Just Kidding, I'm Not Really Retarded

Prosecutors: Man Faked Retardation for Nearly 20 Years to Scam Government Out of $111,000
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
TACOMA, Wash. — For nearly 20 years — ever since Pete Costello was 8 — his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with
Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car.
But now prosecutors say it was all a huge fraud, and they have video of Costello contesting a traffic ticket to prove it.
"He's like any other person trying to get out of a traffic ticket," Assistant U.S. Attorney Norman Barbosa said Tuesday.
Crack the case in FOXNews.com's Crime Center.
Pete and Rosie Marie Costello were indicted in September on charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud, and the case was unsealed Tuesday. The Vancouver pair were scheduled to appear in federal court in Tacoma on Tuesday.
Barbosa said he planned to file with the court two videos of Pete Costello taken this year: In one, he allegedly feigns retardation during an interview with Social
Security workers; the other is of him contesting the traffic ticket in a courtroom earlier this year.
The indictment accuses Costello of faking — or at least exaggerating — retardation since August 1997, because that is what prosecutors are confident they can prove, Barbosa said. But the pair first received benefits 10 years before that.
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The benefits cited in the indictment totaled $111,000.
Barbosa said the
government does not know whether Costello is retarded to some degree, but he clearly has been "exaggerating whatever he may have, if any."
"This person isn't being honest with the government about his condition," Barbosa said. "It makes it impossible to sort out."
It was not immediately known if the Costellos had obtained attorneys.
Visit FOXNews.com's Crime Center for complete coverage.



Thursday, November 30, 2006

I HAD TO ... I COULDN'T RESIST

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I love it - Factory Girl

I want it I want it, I want it!
I did some research on this lady - Andy Warhol's Muse Edie Sedgwick. She had an amazing American History family background. Sad she was a drug addict. Rich kids, let me tell you...

Oh well here is a trailor of the movie with Guy Pearce, who you can barely recognize - he is such a good actor!
Sienna Miller - she is absolutely gorgeous - the accent is crazy, I need to verify that voice with some audio findings of the original lady...
And the hottie that has grown so much - Hayden Christensen. He's frieking VADAR! Anyways, hes very good lookin but for some reason loooks gay..... I dont know, I must be influenced with his character from the GLASS HOUSE..

Anywho, enjoy:





Wickipedia findings:
Biography
Edith Sedgwick was born at the Cottage Hospital in Santa Barbara, California to Francis Minturn Sedgwick (1904-1967), a sculptor, philanthropist and rancher, and Alice Delano de Forest. Edith was named after her father's sister, Edith Minturn Sedgwick, who died at birth. At St.Timothy's School in Stevenson, Maryland, she assumed the middle name of Minturn.

Family History
Edie Sedgwick's family came from Stockbridge, Massachusetts where Edie's great-great-great grandfather Judge Theodore Sedgwick had settled after the American Revolution. Theodore Sedgwick was the first to plead and win a case for the freedom of a black woman, Elizabeth Freeman, Mum Bett, under the Massachusetts Bill of Rights that declared all men to be born free and equal. Edie's mother was the daughter of Henry Wheeler de Forest (President of the Southern Pacific Railroad, and direct descendant of Jesse de Forest whose Dutch West India Company helped to settled New Amsterdam).
Her paternal grandfather was Henry Dwight Sedgwick III, historian and acclaimed author. Sedgwick's family has been long established in Massachusetts history, with members having been painted by the artist John Singer Sargent. Her great-great-great grandfather, William Ellery, was a signatory of the Declaration of Independence.
She was a cousin of actress Kyra Sedgwick.

Modeling Career
Sedgwick pursued a brief career in modeling, appearing in Vogue on March 15, 1966. She also appeared in the September 1965 issue of LIFE and was featured in Vogue as a 'youthquaker" in 1965.
Although she appeared in magazines like Vogue, she never became an accepted part of the fashion industry. According to senior editor Gloria Schiff: "she was identified in the gossip columns with the drug scene, and back then there was a certain apprehension about being involved in that scene... people were really terrified by it... drugs had done so much damage to young, creative, brilliant people that we were just anti that scene as a policy". However, editor in chief of Vogue, Diana Vreeland, called her an exemplar of the era's youth culture.

The Warhol days
In January 1965, Sedgwick met Andy Warhol at Lester Persky's apartment. She began going to the Factory regularly in March with Chuck Wein. During one of these visits, Warhol put her into Vinyl. She made short cameo appearances in Warhol's film, Horse, when she and Ondine entered the Factory toward the end of the film.
On 1965 April 30, Warhol took both Sedgwick and Wein (as well as Gerard Malanga) with him to the opening of his exhibit at the Sonnabend Gallery in Paris. Upon returning to New York City, Warhol told his scriptwriter, Ron Tavel, that he wanted to make Sedgwick the queen of the Factory and asked him to write a script for her: "Something in a kitchen. White and clean and plastic." The result was Kitchen, with Sedgwick, Rene Ricard and Roger Trudeau. It was shot at soundman Buddy Wirtschafter's studio apartment.
After Kitchen, Wein replaced Tavel, being credited as writer and assistant director for the filming of Beauty No. 2, in which Sedgwick appeared with "Gino [Piserchio], a hunk in jockey shorts". Beauty No. 2 premiered at the Cinematheque on July 17th and her onscreen appearance was compared to Marilyn Monroe's. During this time she became Warhol's Girl of the Year. The pair would often dress alike, and Sedgwick frequently called herself Miss Warhol. The friendship did not last beyond 1966 when Warhol and Sedgwick made an acrimonious public split. As a result of her popularity, she was getting a lot of advice from people to leave him and become a real actress.
Warhol filmed Sedgwick for The Chelsea Girls but when she left the Factory, he edited her out of the film, ostensibly at her request. Her footage was replaced with a shot of Nico with colored lights projected on her face with Velvet Underground music in the background.

Bob Dylan and Bob Neuwirth
Following her departure from Warhol’s circle, Sedgwick began living at the Chelsea Hotel, where she became close to Bob Dylan. There is , however, no evidence that Segwick had a romantic relationship with Dylan, and he denies it. She is rumoured to be one of the inspirations behind Dylan's seminal 1966 opus Blonde on Blonde, in particular, the acidic put-down song "Just Like a Woman" and the raucous stomper "Leopardskin Pillbox Hat". It was also claimed that the phrase "your debutante" on the track "Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again" referred to her. Dylan’s friends eventually convinced Sedgwick to sign up with Albert Grossman, Dylan's manager.
Their relationship ended when Sedgwick found out that Dylan had married Sara Lowndes in a secret ceremony - something that she apparently found out from Warhol during an argument at the Gingerman Restaurant in February 1966.
Paul Morrissey: "She [Sedgwick] said, 'They're [Dylan's people] going to make a film and I'm supposed to star in it with Bobby [Dylan].' Suddenly it was Bobby this and Bobby that, and they realized that she had a crush on him. They thought he'd been leading her on, because just that day Andy had heard in his lawyer's office that Dylan had been secretly married for a few months - he married Sara Lowndes in November 1965... Andy couldn't resist asking, 'Did you know Edie that Bob Dylan has gotten married?' She was trembling. They realized that she really thought of herself as entering a relationship with Dylan, that maybe he hadn't been truthful."
In 1966, Sedgwick continued a tumultuous relationship with Dylan's "right hand man" Bob Neuwirth. During this period, she became dependent on heroin and barbiturates. Neuwirth eventually parted ways with Sedgwick in early 1967, unable to deal with her drug use and erratic behaviour.

Later Years
Sedgwick auditioned for Norman Mailer's play The Deer Park, but Mailer thought she "wasn't very good... She used so much of herself with every line that we knew she'd be immolated after three performances".
In April 1967 she began shooting Ciao! Manhattan, an underground movie in which she starred. After initial footage was shot in New York, work on the film was abandoned due to budget and legal problems. Sedgwick’s rapidly degenerating health saw her return to her family in California and spend time in several different psychiatric institutions.
In August 1969, she was hospitalized in the psychiatric ward of Cottage Hospital after being busted for drug offenses by the local police. While in the hospital she met another patient, Michael Post, whom she would later marry on 1971 July 24. Sedgwick was in the hospital again in the summer of 1970 but was let out under the supervision of two nurses, and aimed to finish Ciao! Manhattan.

Her Death
When she married Michael Post on 1971 July 24, she supposedly began drinking and taking pills until October when pain medication was given to her to treat a physical illness. She remained under the care of Dr. Wells who prescribed her barbiturates, but she would demand more pills or say she had lost them in order to get more, often combining them with alcohol.
On the night of 1971 November 15, Sedgwick went to a fashion show at the Santa Barbara Museum, a segment of which was filmed for the television show An American Family. After the fashion show, she attended a party and was supposedly attacked by a drunken guest who called her a heroin addict. She phoned Post, who arrived at the party and saw that she was unwell.
He eventually left the party and took her back to their apartment. Before they both fell asleep, he gave her the medication that had been prescribed for her. When he awoke the following morning at 7:30, she was dead, aged 28. The coroner registered her death as "Accident/Suicide" due to a Barbiturate overdose.
She was buried in the small Oak Hill Cemetery in Ballard, California. The family attended her memorial service.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

YOu Probably Didn't KNow This

Manure In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to beTransported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer'sInvention, so large shipments of manure were common.It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than whenWet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but theProcess of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methaneGas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see wha tCould (and did) happen.Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone cameBelow at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determinedJust what was happeningAfter that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term"Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow itHigh enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into theHold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production ofMethane.Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which hasCome down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.You probably did not know the true history of this word.Neither did I.

NEW NEWS... HOt from the presses!


I also wanted to add that i have a beautiful baby niece! Shes gorgeous, white, blue eyes, lookin like a true gerber baby or cabbage patch doll, Her names Nicole, named by her late grandfather.

I officially turned 23 on Saturday.

I went to the John Legend Concert, it was the best show i have ever seen. He is gorgeous!! SHORT BUT HOT. I love him even more than ever. Robin Thicke is hot too - for a white boy he is foin! Both performances were awesome, although Robin's could have gone longer. I am posting some pictures of the show for your enjoyment!
Dont you wish you were there? Oh did i mention that they were only 10 feet away from me.
**sigh**

I got so mad though i had this fucking sasquatch mother fucker that gets in my shots. Fucker. HE didnt even move during the show, like he just stood still man. Like a fucking lgiht post. MUFUCKA! Oh well.... Here guys random pics of the two new men in my life on my "want to fuck " list. HAHAH that was funny. No but seriously i would cheat on my man for one night with John Legend... I can see it now...passionate love making while he bangs me he sings "Ordinary People" The REGGAE version while hes smackin it up...hmmm fantasies are awesome!
Ok here seriously are the pics...

ROBIN & JOHN











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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

EVER HATE YOUR FRIENDS BF/GF?

Yeahh, there comes a time in all your friends where you hate the person that their dating..
Especially when all the conversations he finds interesting and is bragging about starts with:

"the last time i got pulled over..."
"the last time i got my ass thrown in jail.."
"what? MArijuanna and barbituates are legal? Who says?"
"My BOI and I are gonna cop.."
"Dont you hate it when you have a cop trailing you?"
"Damn cops, always giving me tickets for not paying tickets and having insurance or a license on me..."
"I swear cops just love to eye ball me...just cause i was going 80 in a 30.."
" I am half black - my neighbors grandaddy knew my father"
"Ohhhhh is that the cop joke?"
" It was love at first sight when i met her at the strip club..."


I dont want to say my friends an idiot...caugh caugh...but dammnnnn!!
It is one stupid boyfriend after another... I dont get it.. I never knew there were people out there that liked to be shackled to a man with no future, prospects, money, career, and still live with the moms, and get pregnant by them - having been pregnant longer than being in a relationship...and waiting for the next day to bail them outta jail...

Or worse - inviting your freinds out to see you after a 5 month hiatus and have the stupid bf coem along and get all drugged up on god knows what - and in the middle of the movie theatre have to get you to go with her to help carry him to the mens rest room because he passed out on the shit he was on... Noooo he just sounds like a keeper dont he?

I love my man. And Damn am i proud of what i got. Becuase this girls boyfreind makes Bobby Brown look like husband of the year.

I dont give them much longer..sad that she had to make him Baby Daddy...He does have another child with another girl...And yes the other baby mother hates her, because he cheated on her for my friend, and yes they have physically fought while my friend was liek 4 months pregnant. And yes, my freind truley met him at a strip club...
And no i dont know if she was a stripper or not... She says she was a waitress...I still ask her everytime i see her if she stripped or not...she vehemetly denies it..

But i have my doubts...
OKay, i vented.
Happy Turkey day All!!! Love YA
Dont drink too much i know i WILL. Oh yeah, my Bday is on SATURDAY!!> IMMMAA GET BUUFUUUU DRUNKKKKK
I just dont like the fact that im actualyl gonna turn 23..YIKES!

Oh, my bad for the bad spelling but i aint spell checkin this shit ...i was angry at the time..so there! Pooh on you ! lol

Monday, November 20, 2006

Sooo I saw SAW 3

THat movie sucked ass. Like really bad. Yeah, it explained the whole theme behind the purpose of the movie in the first place - but who wants to know?
It leaves you knowing that the cycle doesnt end and that people really do have amazing imaginations...
It has gore, blood, brains, bullets wounds, saws, rotting bodies, and memory flashbacks... what more can you ask for?

I really wanted to write a note in here that one of my favorite bloggers is back. And hes got a better picture in his blog - hes hot, smart, single, and far far away sadly. But oh well - atleast i will be able to laugh at his nonsense on a daily basis again!
HEres his page - enjoy him as much as i have and will enjoy him...

http://redactedblog.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Why blogger whyyyy!!??

I dont want to change/update blogger man! that means that i have to reinstall my counter and start fresh...this sucks asshole people.!

WHo already updated their blogger? Let me know how it is and if it erases anything PLEASE!!

I dont understand why technology has to keep changing. I am just one of those people that should have come outta the 30's - and refuses to accept technology...THis is why the Cave men that were tarded died by refusing to follow the smarter Ugs... Oh well.

OOOGA OOGGA dammit!

peace out!
An upset blogger (and i do not care if it is to benefit the system)

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Thanks for the last laugh Britney!

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I don't know why she smiling so much, we ended up getting the last laugh! SO HAHAHAHAHHAAH

lol Sorry, but this girl is an idiot. We all knew, her family knew, her unborn children knew, when her kids popped out and slapped her in the face and told her - that she was AN IDIOT.

10 REasons Why Kevin Ferderline is smart ass fuck:

1. How many millions is this guy getting for each kid again and/or year of marriage?
In the prenup there is a certain amount that he gets for each year of marriage - I wonder if he gets $ 1 mil for each kid... Sweet deal

2. He can spend all his money on his pot - noone to nag, or noone to beg for money.

3. He is the only person who won outta this marriage, relationship, charade - whatever you wanna call it! He got money and publicity.

4. He will be able to get a book deals, movies, magazine deals, and stiiilll get money off his $35 million worth ex-wife. Everybody wants to know dirty secrets about celebrities!

5. He is the only man who won't pay child support, and get away with it without going to jail. Britney is the won who makes the money - obviously!

6. He will have another reason to party, get drunk, smoke pot, gamble, and spend the rest of the money is left from Britney's allowance account that was made for him.

7. He should get an Academy Award for the best Actor category. You know he faked his "love" for her for a get - rich - quick scheme. Women do it all the time, who's to say that he didn't?

8. He punked BRITNEY SPEARS !!!

9. He can sell Britney Spears underwear and naked photos on EBAY.

10. Will never be outta her life completely, because of the kids - so he will forever be in the spot light - no matter what.


I do have some theories on Britney. Maybe she busted a CHristian Madonna? You know, the way Madonna went ahead and paid a guy to sleep with her/ pretending to be her bf so that she can have a child / and then get rid of him like a stray dog found in the streets. That is the way she got her beautiful daughter you know?

Maybe, she just wanted to play a trick on all of us so that she thought she'd get the last laugh, but it back fired on her completly.

Maybe she did it to get more records sales, but she picked an idiot white trash-wanna- be- rapper. Which in the end actually ended up ruining her career!

Oh well....

At the end of the day, everyone will forget about her mess and look for another celberity to fuck up along the way...

Friday, November 03, 2006

My New Ratings

RAting: 1,2,3,4,5 STars...


I give Mr. John Legend my rate of 5 stars, but not jsut regular stars, glowing bursting stars - on his new album. The first time I heard it I was like "wow, thats a different turn of events compared to the first album".
Then, I heard the album 5 times, and I got into it, maybe not automatically like I did for every single track on the first album. But I fell in love with his music once again.
My favorite song from the new album would have to actually be two songs....Where Did my Baby Go and Again
I get to be very lucky and see him live on Nov. 28th, im very excited about his show. Robin Thicke will be performing too. That man I hope gets appreciated and blows up because that mans got talent too. God, I just hope Kanye dont come out like crazy ass mofo that he is. I cant stand his music or his nonsense - he pretty much sux as a performer - writer - musician - whatever it is that he is.
I also got to listen to the new Nick Lachey CD, and let me tell you - it is not bad at all. He gets 3 stars...non-bursting of course. He did a great job - or atleast the musical production did , and his lyrics are pretty good. I have to say my favorite song on the CD is You're Beautiful, it reminds me of Cold Play a lot..

Check it out, its a good CD.

Those are the two cd's that ive liked recently. I have a thing for performers that play the piano, I just looove the sound of the keys ... Anything with a piano in it is usually good music. Its pretty much my favortie instrument, and I can appreciate it more since I took 3 piano lessons and all... so I know what the deal is ! lol I wish i could have learned it more to have it become a talent...would have been nice. But all I know is chop stix... oh well. Atleast I can read some notes ... But I will stick to listening to real musicians play....

hmmmm....


Monday, October 30, 2006

I Loved NAcho Libre

This is just the funniest movies that Jack Black has made.





If you dont think this movie is funny then you shuold just die. BEcause this is hilarious, and it comes from the director of Napolian Dynomite, and if you didnt like that movie than youre an IDDDIIOOOTT LOL hahhaahah God that was great...

My second favorite character in this movie is Escaleto :



This guys smile in the movie is priceless.
The best part of the movie that made me laugh so hard that 3 drops of pee came out, is the part where Escaleto goes to give Nun Encarnacion a message from Nacho, and he has his hands folded in and as he walks away hands/palms are up in the air !! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY.
PLease watch this movie, and ejoy it as much as i did. It was well worth staying up until 4 and waking up late to go to work lol!!!

PLus, you know this movie is good when R&B singer Baby Face goes to the premier!


PLus this scene is PRICE LESS!!!


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ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I am saddend to hear that REese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe broke up. They were the ultimate it couple that seemed so perfect! They seemed to have it all and seemed to be so damn happy. This was the last couple I had hope for. Thats it, this means that no celebrity deserves to ge tmarried because this is just disappointing, not to mention the loss of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, that was just a case where i didnt eat or sleep for days...

Sob...

This forsome reason brings me to Barbra Streisands song: The Way We WEre.. Sobb.....SObbb.....



Ooops, where did this come from? Oh my god Brads naked. lol Maybe Jennifer locked him out when she found out he was cheating lol hahah oh well.. I still love him! 40 or 42 i dont care, the man is a doll!

Missing Annie Elery

Yeah its one of those days when i miss Annie Elery.
She was fun, young, and thin...
Who is this girl thats flirty? Why is she so opinionated and blurting out honesty all over the place?
Where did her belly ring go? Man, she really was a free spirit...

Well, if you're wondering who this is..its me. About 5 years ago, unattatched, free like a bird, dating all who were permitted n cute, and i was skinny.

It's amazing how time flies by so quickly... and how committed you become to people..Not that im not happy with THe BOYFRIEND . But sometimes, only on those desperate days do i wish i was single again.. You know what i mean? Expecially when you see a gorgeous man that makes you just wnana rip ya clothes off and take him right there and then..oh well...

Plus, I have gained so much weight. in the past few years.
I am 5'2 and 5 years ago I was 104lbs. I was perfectly aight. Then, I look at me now and I am 32 lbs larger. I havent gotten to total cow-look yet, just 'curvy' - thats what i am told, and then i am told that i am 'thick'. WHatever - i dont see any of that as a compliment. I want my Annie Elery back...you know when i used to look anorexic and loving it!

Yeah, those were the days when I use to think that pumping to TEar the club up thugs "slob on my knob" was cool, or Three Six Mafias albums were close to godlyness hahah. Yeah, i was pretty ghetto. I still know the words to 'slob on my knob'. Its funny dammit...HEre check out the lyrics:

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Juicy J)Slob on my knobLike corn on the cob
Check in with me,
and do your job
Lay on the bed,
and give me head
Don't have to ask,
don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys,
let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair,
please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag,
to hide the ho face
Real name roverI said bend overI
started to knock,
then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop,
and take a dush
While she did thatI didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something (4x)
My nigga D-Magic
Said they had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in HollywoodSucks on dick, does it real good


give you money,
feel up your tummy
House full of kids,
parents all schummy
Once had a down,
backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught,
fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife,
so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time,
and never came back
Roll through the hood,
waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks,
and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he sawBogus all the time
Never get caught


Oh...its still good hahah .
I remember the days when we (my old crew) all use to smoke muffins anywhere with out a care. CApped off wanna be ghetto gangsters in high expensive-condos-suburbia...
I remember rolling balls and stupid raves and making out with the guy i could have sworn was hot - but really was not. Its hard to see when your eyes are permanently stuck in the back of your head...im not even kidding...the day when experimenting (drugs, never gay shit) was in...I am glad i got out before it got crazy.
You know whats funny and sad. When you finally stop doing all that crazy shit and you look at the 'freinds' that are left behind still doing it as the years pass and pass...and you just start feeling sorry for them because they can seem to shake the habit at all..I am just glad i never did no ruff shit...I can atleast see how people become hard drug users.. its crazy man. WHen its just there, its just there.


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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A Night to Remember - "COLORED TOWN"




Overtown is an unincorporated neighborhood in the city of Miami, Florida.

Aerial of Overtown
It is located just north of downtown Miami. Overtown is bounded by NW 5th Street to the South, NW 20th Street to the North, the FEC Corridor and NW 1st Avenue to the East, and NW 7th Avenue to the West. It is adjacent to the neighborhoods of Allapattah, Spring Hill, Wynwood, Park West and is directly north of Miami’s Downtown. The neighborhood is bisected east-west by Interstate 95 (I-95) and north-south by State Road 836/ Interstate 395. At its peak, Overtown was home to more than 40,000 residents. It currently has a population of approximately 8,000, of which more than 90% are black.
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History

Early Overtown called "Colored Town"
Overtown is one of the oldest neighborhoods in Miami. In 1896 the City of Miami was incorporated when Henry Flagler, was building the railroad, needed a place for workers to live. Because at this time Jim Crow laws prevented Blacks from living within any area they desired, the land west of the railroad tracks was designated as “Colored Town.” This was the beginning of a unique Black community that is now known as Overtown.
Even under segregation, Colored Town grew into a vibrant community. Schools, businesses and churches flourished. In 1904 the City of Miami directory listed numerous businesses that included hotels, grocery and furniture stores, markets barbershops, theaters, and nightclubs. Manufacturing was limited to the production of “soda water” at the Cola Nip Bottling company, owned an operated by two Black men Osbourne Jenkins and William Sampson.
Tourists of all races, and locals alike enjoyed the vibrant life of the area. Overtown was a place known for its nightly entertainment, exotic restaurants and active churches. Celebrities such as Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Cab Calloway, Josephine Baker, Billy Holiday, Nat King Cole, Aretha Franklin and many other artists performed year round at the Sir John Hotel, Mary Elizabeth Hotel, the Lyric Theater and other Overtown establishments. In addition many prominent Blacks such as W. E. B. Du Bois, Zora Neale Hurston, Joe Louis and Jackie Robinson stayed in Overtown when vacationing in Miami.
Over the years Overtown lost its magic. Many of its core residents moved out of the area as Jim Crow laws were overturned and Blacks had more choices in where they could live. In the 1960s, two interstates were constructed through the heart of the neighborhood, displacing many residents. In the 1970s, urban renewal programs called for the demolition of housing in Overtown, displacing even more residents. In the 1980s, civil disturbances rocked the neighborhood and many buildings were destroyed, abandoned or fell into disrepair. One of the poorest localities in South Florida, the area has one of the highest murder rates in the United States.

The Clean-Up Crew
The area was also home to the Miami ring known as the clean-up crew. Led by former Turkish drug lord Omet Tehti, he revolutionized the criminal activity in South Florida. An estimated 256 million in government-seized drugs and funds are within his possession. His main enforcer was Octavian-Romeo Contreras, an impressionable youth who was oddly enough an athlete, seen as the top football prospect of 2001 and a top 50 fighter in the WBC (World Boxing Commission). Contreras was known as the "Wraith".
Along with several other trusted members of his inner circle, Tehti attempted to carry out a contract on his key enforcer Contreras. After a failed attempt, Contreras disappeared and stated to the Miami Herald during an interview in Rayford State Prison (On unrelated charges) that he did not know who Tehti was and that his name was "Anibal". Did not have any recollection of "The Cleaning Crew" or organized crime in Miami, and that he was being held for a first degree Murder Charge in the accidental/gang rival death of Arnaz Jenkins. Contreras now resides in Central Miami, Tehti and the "Cleaning Crew" never regained their dominance after the departure of Contreras from the group. Tehti still contends that he is an American Business owner and the proprietor of a simple Pool Hall in Miami's impoverished inner city and that he intends to sue the local news media for slander.

Landmarks
Overtown is home to several historic churches and landmarks including Greater Bethel AME, Mt. Zion, St. John Baptist and St. Agnes church. Some of the neighborhood historic landmarks are the Dorsey House (reconstructed home of the first black millionaire in Miami D.A.Dorsey), Old Black Police Precinct (home of the only black courthouse and police station in Miami) and L.E. Thomas Building (home of the first black magistrate in Miami).


Lyric Theater
Overtown is home to the legendary Lyric Theater. Opened in 1913, the Lyric Theater quickly became a major entertainment center for blacks in Miami. The 400-seat theater was built, owned and operated by Geder Walker, a black man from Georgia. In 1915 the Miami Metropolic newspaper described the Lyric Theater as, "possibly the most beautiful and costly playhouse owned by Colored people in all the Southland." The Lyric Theater served as a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination- and a source of pride and culture within Overtown. The theater anchored the district know as "Little Broadway," an area alive with hotels, restaurants and nightclubs frequented by the black and white tourists and residents. Clyde Killens, a local resident and entertainment promoter, was primarily responsible for bringing black entertainers -- who could perform in the clubs on Miami Beach but not stay in the hotels -- to Overtown, the Lyric Theater and "Little Broadway." The Lyric Theater's roster of stars was spectacular as the theater itself -- featuring over 150 performers including Count Basie, Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, the Ink Spots, B.B. King, Patti LaBelle, Ella Fitzgerald, Redd Foxx and Mary Wells. When Overtown began to deteriorate in the 1960's the Lyric Theater closed and would remain shuttered for four decades. The Lyric Theater is now the oldest legitimate theater in Miami and now serves as a community theater. Just as in Overtown's glory days during the early part of the 20th century, the Lyric Theater is poised to once again become, in the 21st century, a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination-and a source of pride and culture within Overtown.

The Future
Development pressure is increasing on Overtown, with promises of new housing and retail projects that will bring middle-class residents to downtown's historically black neighborhood. But even as developers maneuver to remake the area, Overtown remains the city of Miami's poorest neighborhood.
Overtown is now on the threshold of becoming a destination of choice for South Florida residents. During the next few years, approximately 2,000 housing units will be built in the neighborhood and the Overtown renaissance will continue to strengthen existing businesses and institutions with careful attention to its history and culture.


I thought i should Wickipedia, the city to see what pops out...And i found this. Who'd a thunk it? ANyways, this all plays into what happened to me and a friend of mine this past weekend - on 10/20.

I decided to not wirte about my adventure n just keep the history about the city of "colored town". Its histroy ...

Thursday, October 12, 2006

UPCOMING MOVIES THAT GET MY "A OK"

The Departed:
Starring:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Jack Nicholson
Directed by:
Martin Scorsese
This movie has gotten great ratings, it contains amazing actors, not to mention a phenom of a director - nuff said!
'The Departed' is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Young undercover cop Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gangland chief Costello (Jack Nicholson). While Billy is quickly gaining Costello's confidence, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), a hardened young criminal who has infiltrated the police department...

SAw III
Who cares who directed it or whos in it. It's gonna be disturbing and thats all that matters. The previous two were tha bomb, gory and just disturbing. But you cant look away sooooo nuff said!

Marie Antoinette
Starring:
Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, Asia Argento, Rip Torn, Molly Shannon
Directed by:
Sofia Coppola
Kirsten is known for her flamboyant, off the radar movies, and shes really a great actress. Shes got talent, so does director Sofia (i can call her by her first name im cool like that). Plus its based on a woman of our history (well European history but its still our history) And all her trials and tribulations. Did you know that Marie Antoinette was beheaded? I didnt. Shes an interesting person to read about, you should wickipedia her. Google doesnt do her justice.

The Prestige
Starring:
Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, David Bowie, Scarlett Johansson
Directed by:
Christopher Nolan
Because of Hugh , Christian (my ex-lover, he fathered my imaginary love child named louis b/c hes eurpean), Michael Cain, and Scarlett Johansson - shes my gay-to-go-girl! Nuff said....
It all begins in rapidly changing, turn-of-the-century London. At a time when magicians are idols and celebrities of the highest order, two young magicians set out to carve their own paths to fame. The flashy, sophisticated Robert Angier is a consummate entertainer, while the rough-edged purist Alfred Borden is a creative genius who lacks the panache to showcase his magical ideas. They start out as...


Running With Scissors
Starring:
Annette Bening, Brian Cox, Joseph Fiennes, Evan Rachel Wood, Joseph Cross
Directed by:
Ryan Murphy
B/c i love to see and read (this was a book people, i believe a memoir) about other peoples misery - because mines not enough....nuff said!

Babel
Starring:
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal, Elle Fanning, Koji Yakusho
Directed by:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
If you havent seen Amores Perros - then you shoudl because its directed by this same guy Alejandro GOnzalez Inarritu. That film was amazing. And this will be too. Its about :
In the remote sands of the Moroccan desert, a rifle shot rings out--detonating a chain of events that will link an American tourist couple’s frantic struggle to survive, two Moroccan boys involved in an accidental crime, a nanny illegally crossing into Mexico with two American children and a Japanese teen rebel whose father is sought by the police in Tokyo. Separated by clashing cultures and sprawling distances, each of these four disparate groups of people are nevertheless hurtling towards a shared destiny of isolation and grief. In the course of just a few days, they will each face the dizzying sensation of becoming profoundly lost--lost in the desert, lost to the world, lost to themselves--as they are pushed to the farthest edges of confusion and fear as well as to the very depths of connection and love.
Oh yeah, its got CAte blanchet and Brad - nuff said!

Volver
Starring:
Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Dueñas, Blanca Portillo, Yohana Cobo
Directed by:
Pedro Almodovar

A great movie with Penelope Cruz - i like her better in her Spainiard movies, they have better directors, better plots, n are just better quality films thatn the reagular americana crap= and i dont gotta hear her heavy accent, i love that spanish accent its sooo sexy.
Penelope Cruz stars in a portrait of three women whose lives intertwine in modern-day Madrid.

Stranger Than Fiction
Starring:
Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman
Directed by:
Marc Forster
Its will farrel, and it looks like this role was made just for him. Its an interesting plot - very original i must say...

The Return
Starring:
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Beahan, Peter O'Brien (IV), Adam Scott, Sam Shepard
Directed by:
Asif Kapadia
Ohhh for this i gotta put the description because its sounds really interesting:
Joanna Mills is a tough young Midwesterner determined to learn the truth behind the increasingly terrifying supernatural visions that have been haunting her. She has made a successful career for herself, as sales representative for a trucking company; but her private life has been difficult. Estranged from her father, stalked by an obsessed ex-boyfriend, and with few friends in her life, Joanna fears that she is losing control. She sees and feels the brutal murder of a young woman she's never met, at the hands of a heartless killer--a man who appears to be making Joanna his next target. Determined to fight back, Joanna is guided by her nightmares to the murdered woman's hometown. Once there, she will discover that some secrets can't be buried; some spirits never die; and that the murder she is trying to solve may be her own.

Heres a link that will lead you to it , on Yahoo, its comin out Nov 10th :
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/comingsoon.html


Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Starring:
Alex Pettyfer, Ewan McGregor, Robbie Coltrane, Mickey Rourke, Bill Nighy
Directed by:
Geoffrey Sax

BEcause i like movie slike this sometimes thats all...
Alex Rider is a normal teenager who lives with his uncle, a boring bank manager, or so it seems until his uncle, Ian Rider, disappears under mysterious circumstances. Alex soon learns that his uncle was a spy for Britain's secret intelligence service MI6. Uncle Ian had actually prepared Alex for a career in espionage by encouraging his hobbies, and with Alex's skills in languages, scuba diving, mountaineering...

Driving Lessons
Starring:
Rupert Grint, Julie Walters, Laura Linney, Nicholas Farrell, Oliver Milburn
Directed by:
Jeremy Brock
This looks really good, i like indie films like this.

Shy and downtrodden Ben dreads yet another dreary school holiday coming around. Seventeen years of living in an absurdly conservative and traditional household with his highly-strung and overbearing mother and quiet, mild mannered vicar father have taken its toll on young Ben. While the other kids are out having fun, Ben spends these precious few weeks attending bible classes, having driving lessons...

Check your local listings, some might already be out others are comin out later in the Fall.
Tell me what you guys think when you go and see it!

I'M GETTING UPSET, "YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I GET ANGRY"!


It's about that time again. What I am referring to is a fucking smackdown. There has been shit about my job and my boss that has had me erkked for a while - and because i have kept it to myself - or atleast under control it is finally starting to turn into a terrible rage...like
the hulk type shit.



No not sexy she hulk shit. INcreDible ANgry CRazy Hulk:



Yeahhh, like this pic...

Imma turn gangsta on this ignorant bastard...maybe i should just let you in on some of my pet peeves that have turned into impossible-to-deal-with-stupid-daily-occurrences-shit:

1 - moa-fucka dont got a car, i gotta take his ass home after work - which is away from my crib all b.c. of my coworker - i did it once outta pitty, apparently its routine now.
2- tellin me "eli, im hungrrrrrrrryy, i want to eat"
Man, i dont give a fuck - eat your arm for all i care! So when i go get food, i gotta bring his ass food- moa-fucka, you better belive i dont pay for his shit.
3- asks me to bring him cigerettes too, mother fucker better start buying that shit befoooooore he comes to work, im not nobodys nana the last time i checked....again shit this other girl got him used to.
4 - callin my name out to walk to his office evvveerrryyyy 3 minnnnssss foorr stttuuupppiiiddddd shhhiiitttttttt. Its not like theres walls that go up to the ceilings he could have told me this with my ass sitting down on the chair as i surfed myspace, or reading my fav blogs...
5 - makin me count shit for the inventory in the hot ass warehouse. mOa fucker better stop beaing a cheap ass and get a fuckin owork horse to go do that shit - im not a workhorse im an office rat dammit. I dont do sweat. He can hire an individual for that shit, buutt nooooooooooo he pays me shit to do all other types of shit...

CONCLUSION:
I need to get another job - something formal, pprofessional, and where i can speak English not spanish all fuckin day - last time i checked i was llivin in USA not Dominican Republic (thats where hes from and the company is from, our office is transnational)

So yea, i need a new job - and i dont know in what...so im in the dark. I was thinking of doing the broker license and maybe workin part time for now at a real estate office and gettin my foot in the door that way. SO maybe i will pursue that forreall.
We will see, Eli hasnt made up her mind yet...oops did i just 3rd person me? BLah !

Monday, October 02, 2006

Opinionated people...Taking it too far?



When do people cross the line when it comes to their opinions? When is it too much? What ever happened to "opinions are like noses, everyones got one?" When do overbearing-opinionated-never-wrong-attitude-fat-obnoxious-bitches-ehhem-people go too far?

You know what pisses me off? (as if you cant tell!) Facking people who take it too far.
Definition: o·pin·ion·at·ed (-pny-ntd): adj.
Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.


My definition: bitches ehhm people who dont fucking listen to other peoples opinions and take it for what it is - because everyone is different - and everyone holds different priorities on various levels...
Thats my motherfuckin opinion God damnnit! What is it dammit about fucking stupid closed-minded bastards? Why cant they see farther than what the eye can see?

If we left ourlives upon these people - the world would still be considered flat. The grass would never be greener - and my opinion is my opinion. You can be wrong bitch!!!

Ever deal with any of these types of asses? Ever feel like beating them senseless? Ever want to grab your fork over a dinner conversation and want to stab them in the ear - no the eye?!!
(i am not condoning this - unless you imagine it in your head only - thats perfectly sane)

Well what I got to say is Fack you and ya momma too!! (people this is just a saying...in most cases anyway)

I am too angry to keep typing ...but i did want to vent!!! This is all I have to say to you all opinionated motherfcukersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

"GIRL YOU BETTER QUIT INTERRUPTING MY PRAYERS BEFORE GOD DIRECT ME TO WHOOP YOU ASS"



That was a famous quote from one the wonderful personalities from the show FLAVOR OF LOVE. That was a great moment on television... Anyways, I saw an awesome girlfight on monday at school. I was trying to find some parking in the garage when I happened to stumble upon a can of whoop ass!
It was two white chicks : I will give them both names so that you can follow easily to my wonderful story of action n whoop ass. (By the way, its fucked up - but dont you love it when you see something crazy live in front of you - shit I did feel really bad for the girl, but I wasnt about to get involved)
Raya stole Annes parking. I came in when Raya had just parked her car in the space. There was traffic on both sides of the garage. And once the fight started nobody moved!
I ended stopping behind Anne because she parked her car and got out waiting for her pray. She crossed her arm and stood infront of opposite traffic waiting for Raya to get outta tha car. Raya got out - lookin surprised. Anne walked up to her and proceeded to wave her hands everywhere. Thats when i lowered my window!

Anne : You stole my parking bitch, you need to move now. I have been waitin for this parking space!
Raya: Look, I didnt see you waiting, I have to get to class sorry!


This when she fucked up by turning around to walk away.
Anne, grabbed her hair (which was in a bun) and yanked the shit outta it. The classic moment was the look of surprise that Raya had. This is the first time everyone in their car did the "oooohhhh daaaammnnn" reactions..

Anne: Bitch I told you to fucking move your car, this is my spot!
Raya: Oh my god, I cant believe you just pulled my hair! I am late to class I dont have time for this shit.


Raya, again turned around to leave (stupid move AGAIN) and Anne grabbed her bun again and this time pulled as hard as she could- making sure the body and hair came down with the tug - books included.

Raya: Oh my god you crazy bitch, I cant believe you just did that , youre fucking crazy bitch.
She started to pick up her books and was bent down getting the rest of her shit. When she looks up Anne bitch-slaps the shit outta her three times.
(Again the "ohhhhh tskk daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn" reaction from all persons in cars including myself)
This is the point where I start lookin for my phone to call the universities police so that somebody could do sooooommmmething. But While my hand was doing the right thing, my eyes were doing the bad and watchin without blinking....so in the end Raya literally ran away w/out throwing one punch, and Anne sped away in her car - lookin some what happy for beating some girl up and looked at me like this :










So yeah... I went to class and told everyone that i knew.
Oh yeah, just in case you guys think im bad - im not i did get a hold of the police, but they told me if theres no victim to come make the report they would not be able to do anything w/ the tag number... soo i said OK.