Friday, December 29, 2006

Ode to James Brown

Yeah, I wanted to send off the year with a You tube clip i saw on a another blog, that I thought I should share...

James BRown Rest in Peace and Thank you for the music, and the shaming interviews of your time.

Heres one for old times sake...

Dont get me wrong i like james brown - not my era cause im 23, but i know what he stood for for the time he came out, hes a great man, musician, but this interview is off tha chain funny.. He was on some good stuff...



One of those days

Hey everybody. I am having one of those days - you know the one that Monica talks about in her song..."Just one of them daayss..you wanna be alone....feeling empty insiiiddddee".
Yeah, it is a definite Eeyore day.. If you don't know about 'em, then here you go. He is a character from Winnie the Pooh and he is described as:


Eeyore is everyone's favorite delightfully dismal donkey. But Eeyore doesn't see himself as gloomy -- he just has low expectations. He expects nothing from anybody, so whenever his friends do come to his aid his expectations of the worst are overthrown, and he is sincerely grateful. Eeyore's tiny bright pink bow on his tail, the one hint of color against his gray, is a perfect symbol of the kernel of joy that occasionally surfaces in Eeyore. Though he may pretend he's helping because there's nothing better to do -- make no mistake, Eeyore is always there for his friends.

Anyways, I got my hair done and you'd think that'd make me feel better? Well, it did up until I paid for my own God Damn hair...$110... that really was a waste of money from my drowining bank account. I wish it was actually drowning in money but its actually drowning in SORROW. I am sure all of you are feeling the effects of the holidays.

Sometimes I wish I was a Jehova and that way I didn't have to worry about holidays, birthdays, presents- period.... Buuuuuuuuuuuut I am not. I am a somewhat-washed Catholic..."guilt" -n-all...

I am working on this Year in review of 2006, but it is getting kinda wack. I am just going to post it anyways. It is mostly filled with morbid information. Deaths and disease and such...oh well, what else is there to look forward to?

I am gonna quit now before I get worse on here.
Happy New Years Ya'll...

PS -
My interview went well, but I don't like the job - if I get it I will say HELL NO. I can find soemthing A LOT better for me. I am young - intelligent - educated - and professional - and really dont want to be driving fucking far!!

I want to add a section of Eeyore quotes. They are perfect life quotes of people always letting you down. LONG LIVE PESSIMISM!

"A mostly sunny day, to some, can look a lot like partly gray."

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It Was There...Now It's Gone

You think you can
Depend on tails.
You don't expect tails
To go wrong.
The last time I looked
It was right there.
Now when I look there,
It's gone.
It was always
Just behind me,
Always tagging along.
A little something at the back...
I thought it was there,
And it's gone.
I assumed it was
Attached to me,
That it actually
Hung true.
I'd hoped it was stuck
Very firmly on.
Maybe we needed some glue.

It used to trail right behind me,
Always tailing along.
My little extra
At the back...I thought it was there,
Now it's gone.

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The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.

___________________________________________________________

This is a great quote:
"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."

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"When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there."

Thanks ya'll!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

2006 SUMMARY

Well, this is actually going to be my first 'yearly summary' - so this in its self is an enourmous event.

Anyways - let the 2006 summary begin...

JAnuary 2006



Jan. 24 Chris Penn Actor Age: 40 died
/>Sago Mine in West Virginia traps 13 miners. 12 of them die by the time rescuers find them. Rescuers found notes written by some of the miners saying they didn't suffer in death. The sole survivor is Randal McCloy Jr. Since then, Congress has held hearings on mine safety, and companies have taken another look at the air safety packs provided to miners.


FEB:
Feb. 3 Al Lewis Actor-Comedian Age: 82 died


MARCH
FROM WIKIPEDIA

Just two days before U.S. President George W. Bush is scheduled to visit Pakistan, a car bomb exploded in the Marriot Hotel Karachi parking lot adjacent to a United States consulate in Karachi, killing at least four people including a US diplomat and his driver and injuring at least fifty others.

A prison riot involving close to 1,300 prisoners at Afghanistan's Pul-e-Charkhi prison ended after four days.

Near the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war, U.S. and Iraqi forces on Thursday launch an air assault known as Operation Swarmer into Salahuddin province in what was termed the largest air assault since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003.

Protests against the US immigration reform bill H.R. 4437 are held in several US cities. 500,000 people march in Los Angeles, California, 50,000 in Denver, Colorado, and 20,000 in Phoenix, Arizona, protesting proposed legislation that includes construction of a security wall along the United States-Mexico border.



APRIL
FROM WIKIPEDIA

Palaeontologists announce the discovery of the Tiktaalik genus, an important fossil link between fish and land animals

Non-violent demonstrations for immigrant rights are held in dozens of U.S. cities today in opposition to H.R. 4437, which would classify illegal aliens as felons

Ken Lay, former chairman of the board of defunct Enron Corporation, took the stand in his own defense in his criminal trial in Houston, Texas.





MAY
May 3Earl Woods, 74, father and former coach of U.S. golfer Tiger Woods died


Baby Shiloh is born. Brad PItt and Ang Jolies' baby

JUNE

June 24Patsy Ramsey, 49, mother of the late Jon Benét Ramsey

My entrance into the blog world! Goody FOR YOU!


JULY

July 26: Andrea Yates is acquitted by Houston jury and committed to a Texas mental hospital for 30 days. She is found not guilty by reason of insanity in the June 20, 2001, drowning deaths of her children in a bathtub. She was sentenced to life in prison, but that conviction was overturned last year


Mel Gibson
Fucked up - by cursing out JEws in a drunk stupor.

AUGUST
August 27: A Comair commuter Flight 5191 crashes shortly after taking off from the Blue Grass Airport in Lexington, Ky., on a runway that was too short for the plane, killing all but one of the 50 people aboard — the pilot.


August 16: John Mark Karr is arrested in Thailand and called a suspect in the Dec. 26, 1996 slaying of JonBenet Ramsey, who was found strangled in the basement of her family's home in Boulder, Colo. Doubts about Karr's claims arise after he publicly claims he was "with her when she died." DNA evidence later clears him, and no charges are filed. (this man is fucking sick)



SEPTEMBER

Sept. 4
Steve Irwin Age: 44 The Crocodile Hunter Died


OCTOBER

October 2: Charles Roberts kills three girls and critically wounds eight at an Amish schoolhouse in Lancaster County, Pa., before killing himself. Roberts left a note to his wife and three children, alluding to the fact he was still upset over the death of his newborn baby nine years ago and that he molested young relatives 20 years ago and dreamt of molesting again. It was the third shooting at a U.S. school in a week.

NOVEMBER

Nov. 10
Gerald Levert Age: 40 Died

NOV 13: Britney Spears files for divorce.

NOv 28 : Britney Spears flashes beaver approx 3 times w/in a week.

"Dougie" Neil PAtrick Harris declares and confirms he's gay . I would have never guessed it...check this pic out:


Kelly Rippa and Clay Aiken get into it, here are some You Tube CLips:


DECEMBER

Dec. 25
James Brown Musician Age: 73 Died

Dec. 26
Gerald Ford U.S. President Age: 93 Died

DEC 29
Sudam Hussein was hung in his country for his crimes of genocide

CATCHY PHRASES:

Firecrotch
Famous-for-being-famous rich kid BRANDON DAVIS insulted celebrity redhead LINDSAY LOHAN by referring to her as “firecrotch” — and La Lohan was not amused.

Manny
Britney kicked off another "POP CULTURE" buzzword when she hired a male nanny ... aka manny ... to help her look after little Sean Preston. The studly Naval Academy graduate was no Mary Poppins.

K-Fed/FedEx
Which brings us to K-Fed. Spears apparently became “fed up” with the sullying effect her aspiring rapper-husband was having on her image, and, according to legend, transformed him into her "FedEx" via text message.

McDreamy/McSteamy/McScuffle
It was also an eventful year for the cast members of newly minted hit show “Grey’s Anatomy.” Men enjoyed the famous three-way shower scene episode after the Super Bowl, and women across the nation went wild for doctors McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey) and McSteamy (Eric Dane). But tensions flared as McDreamy and Burke (Isaiah Washington) got into a real-life on-set McScuffle.

Webisodes
Episodes on the web that you weren't able to see are now able to see online...



Top 10 Celebrity Searches of 2006 (Yahoo!)
1. Britney Spears
2. Shakira
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Paris Hilton
5. Beyonce Knowles
6. Chris Brown
7. Pamela Anderson
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Jessica Alba
10. Mariah Carey
Source: Yahoo

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Tsk Tsk Tsk...


There are many things we should all be thankful of. For instance, my family has been blessed to be healthy, funny, and in extremely important situations reliable. (for the most part anyway)
Then there's world peace, oops thats not one of them. Well we have a great president...oops thats not one of them either... ok so just thing of something yourself that will satisfy you...

Anyways, I want to start complaining about what I saw yesterday.

Isn't there a statue of limitations on how far women will got to have their baby's breast fed in public. Well I think i damn near take the cake on my account.

It happened at 10:00am in the local post office where I work by. My boss told me to get a money order and drop some shit at the post office, and there it was a lady and her baby. I thought it was weird that she kept holding the baby in the line when the baby was dead asleep, and from the manner she held the baby, you can tell it was her first baby ever.

Anyways, the painful wait took an hour long standing in line watching the sinlge register guy work with the crowd - making the stupidist jokes ever imagined...it was pure entertainment for his sanity...and then the day came for him where God blessed him with some boob action.
The mother of one child was at his countertop and in mid sale she begins to open her shirt and have the baby suck on her teet. Yes people, there were 15 others in the room - i counted because i knew i was going to write about it..who wouldnt?

Anyways, like all newborns they have to be smothered in the nipple and the momma was smothering her child with the nipple - everyone watching, some in disgust (thats me!!!) others in awe (the older women) and others with a carrot popping outta their pants..The Mailman countertop-register-worker on the other hand was in a trance... it was classic, if only i wasnt so poor and could afford a god damn camera phone...i gotta get me one of those! So after the unsettling 2mins of my life - it was over because the baby apparently was not hungry - or maybe she knew better than to suck on her moms teet in front of 15 strangers that arent relatives or her daddy...

It might have been funnier if it was something like when Jim Carry sucked on a womans teet that was breastfeeding her child on a park pench - (the movie - which is a classic of his is Me,Myself, and Irene - before Rene Zellweger was famous)
But, it wasnt...

Next thought, is what the hell is the deal with people workin at stores with the Christmas cheer of santa hats and with a miserable face? It reminds me of the grinch..

dang, even the Grinch has a smirk...its spooky and scary but its still a smile !

Oh yeah, this semester I kicked ass in my four courses. I got 3 A's and 1 B. That shot up my GPA and now I am ready for the end. Its this new semester in the Spring and I take my last three courses before I get my Bachelors in Management. IM SO EXCITED!

I got a job interview at a local University. If I get the job as a full time staff, I will be able to get my Master's degree paid for!!! WOO HOO Crossing my fingers!

Happy Holidays people and enjoy the new year...unless something interesting happens, I wont write until the new year!
Love YOU!

ooh yeah before I go, what the hell is wrong with people leaving racist remarks on blogs. My friend got called the N-word on a comment in her blog. What the fuck. Her response is a master piece of an intelligent woman who surpasses his ignorance. Right on Jen http://blackgirlinteruppted.blogspot.com/! See for yourself.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

IN THE MEDIA TODAY

Man, I am sick and tired of hearing about stupid celebrities. What burns me even more is when there's famous people's kids on television instead of actualy celebrities. HOw stupid is that anyway?
Well, as you all might know, and if you don't then i am glad I am the first to tell you about Nicole Richies new case. SHe got arrested for DUI and here is a lovely mugshot for you.



Apparently, she was taking Vikadin for her menstrual pains. Last time I checked NORMAL PEOPLE DONT TAKE VIKADIN for that.
By the way, people that skinny stop having periods. It was reported that when she was weighed in at the station she was about 85 pounds or so.
JEsus, no wonder she was driving on the wrong side of the road hahaha This girl is an idiot. How many more times will she be crying for help - rich spoiled kids let me tell you.

I love even more the quote provided ber her attorney Howard Weitzman that was given to TMZ, "this is a difficult time for Nicole but she is prepared to accept whatever responsibility is appropriate. She intends to continue with her career and will deal with any other issues that need to be addressed."

Wait a minute, what career? Bitch ain't got no real job! She don't got a career... Well thats that. WAy to go Nicole, another one bites the dust.


Anywho, there's more news. What the hell is up with Angelina Jolie? I know that she loves to help people all over the world and all but it doesn't mean she has to LOOK like she's from Africa. I mean, it's not like she doesn't have enough money to eat or anything. Look at the state of her anorexic ass:





Look at how crazy skinny she is. She is all bones. And seriously, I am done hearing about how "sexy" she is. She'es gross, she looks like a man, shes just skin and bones, and I am reallllllllly done with the "Elvira" look that she has going on for yearssssssssssss now. PLus, I may add I hate her for stealing Brad from Jen!
She is officially a SLOOT, no not slut - but a SLOOOT.

I would like to really hear some news on Will Smith's movie. Why is noone talking about it? Who the hell cares about 'Dream Girls' anyway, its played by people who sing about people who sang. Woopie....Now, Will Smith's movie : The pursuit of HAppiness, looks awesome, heartwarming, touching, and looks liek Will did some amazing work on it. I can't beilive my man is aging, check out his greys:


I am wondering if its really his or for the Movie premier. Oh I almost for got to mention that , this is a pic for his premier of the movie. And guess who i found pictures of? THe oddest couples taking photo ops. And not only that but - what the hell is J-Lo tring to bring back - cause it aint workin!

This is like, 70's disco nights, Studio 54 meets bad hairdresser days. It looks like shes got my grandma's pajamas on from 1979. Atleast she wore a bra this time - shes known to not wear it...enough... nobody wants to see her mosquito bites! Shoooot, I like her but not that much.


You know what? I know you are all ready for what seems to be an endless story. ROCKY BALBOA. I am going to support this movie - for the simple fact that it is a cult clsasic and because I love Sylvestor Stallone movies....shot I even like Judge Dredd...and that movie really was wack - but I loved it nonetheless...I will also give you the honor of knowing that it comes out on Dec 20th. Not only that - but I will provide you with the movie trailor.
You're Welcome!

And for all of you saying "who wants to watch another Rocky movie? Its just him in a ring - losing and then winning". Who cares!? Everyone likes Rocky, he's cool peoples.


I also wanted to add this great video footage of ROcky 3. I LOVE THIS PART the song is so inspiring.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Doot Doot DOot Doot...Today in Stupid News..er Retarded

I found this article and thought you all would enjoy it. Not only because its funny but because of the way the news station's website announces it.


FOXNEWS.COM HOME > U.S.
Just Kidding, I'm Not Really Retarded

Prosecutors: Man Faked Retardation for Nearly 20 Years to Scam Government Out of $111,000
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
TACOMA, Wash. — For nearly 20 years — ever since Pete Costello was 8 — his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with
Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car.
But now prosecutors say it was all a huge fraud, and they have video of Costello contesting a traffic ticket to prove it.
"He's like any other person trying to get out of a traffic ticket," Assistant U.S. Attorney Norman Barbosa said Tuesday.
Crack the case in FOXNews.com's Crime Center.
Pete and Rosie Marie Costello were indicted in September on charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud, and the case was unsealed Tuesday. The Vancouver pair were scheduled to appear in federal court in Tacoma on Tuesday.
Barbosa said he planned to file with the court two videos of Pete Costello taken this year: In one, he allegedly feigns retardation during an interview with Social
Security workers; the other is of him contesting the traffic ticket in a courtroom earlier this year.
The indictment accuses Costello of faking — or at least exaggerating — retardation since August 1997, because that is what prosecutors are confident they can prove, Barbosa said. But the pair first received benefits 10 years before that.
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The benefits cited in the indictment totaled $111,000.
Barbosa said the
government does not know whether Costello is retarded to some degree, but he clearly has been "exaggerating whatever he may have, if any."
"This person isn't being honest with the government about his condition," Barbosa said. "It makes it impossible to sort out."
It was not immediately known if the Costellos had obtained attorneys.
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