Monday, October 30, 2006

I Loved NAcho Libre

This is just the funniest movies that Jack Black has made.





If you dont think this movie is funny then you shuold just die. BEcause this is hilarious, and it comes from the director of Napolian Dynomite, and if you didnt like that movie than youre an IDDDIIOOOTT LOL hahhaahah God that was great...

My second favorite character in this movie is Escaleto :



This guys smile in the movie is priceless.
The best part of the movie that made me laugh so hard that 3 drops of pee came out, is the part where Escaleto goes to give Nun Encarnacion a message from Nacho, and he has his hands folded in and as he walks away hands/palms are up in the air !! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY.
PLease watch this movie, and ejoy it as much as i did. It was well worth staying up until 4 and waking up late to go to work lol!!!

PLus, you know this movie is good when R&B singer Baby Face goes to the premier!


PLus this scene is PRICE LESS!!!


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ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I am saddend to hear that REese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe broke up. They were the ultimate it couple that seemed so perfect! They seemed to have it all and seemed to be so damn happy. This was the last couple I had hope for. Thats it, this means that no celebrity deserves to ge tmarried because this is just disappointing, not to mention the loss of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, that was just a case where i didnt eat or sleep for days...

Sob...

This forsome reason brings me to Barbra Streisands song: The Way We WEre.. Sobb.....SObbb.....



Ooops, where did this come from? Oh my god Brads naked. lol Maybe Jennifer locked him out when she found out he was cheating lol hahah oh well.. I still love him! 40 or 42 i dont care, the man is a doll!

Missing Annie Elery

Yeah its one of those days when i miss Annie Elery.
She was fun, young, and thin...
Who is this girl thats flirty? Why is she so opinionated and blurting out honesty all over the place?
Where did her belly ring go? Man, she really was a free spirit...

Well, if you're wondering who this is..its me. About 5 years ago, unattatched, free like a bird, dating all who were permitted n cute, and i was skinny.

It's amazing how time flies by so quickly... and how committed you become to people..Not that im not happy with THe BOYFRIEND . But sometimes, only on those desperate days do i wish i was single again.. You know what i mean? Expecially when you see a gorgeous man that makes you just wnana rip ya clothes off and take him right there and then..oh well...

Plus, I have gained so much weight. in the past few years.
I am 5'2 and 5 years ago I was 104lbs. I was perfectly aight. Then, I look at me now and I am 32 lbs larger. I havent gotten to total cow-look yet, just 'curvy' - thats what i am told, and then i am told that i am 'thick'. WHatever - i dont see any of that as a compliment. I want my Annie Elery back...you know when i used to look anorexic and loving it!

Yeah, those were the days when I use to think that pumping to TEar the club up thugs "slob on my knob" was cool, or Three Six Mafias albums were close to godlyness hahah. Yeah, i was pretty ghetto. I still know the words to 'slob on my knob'. Its funny dammit...HEre check out the lyrics:

""

Juicy J)Slob on my knobLike corn on the cob
Check in with me,
and do your job
Lay on the bed,
and give me head
Don't have to ask,
don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys,
let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair,
please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag,
to hide the ho face
Real name roverI said bend overI
started to knock,
then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop,
and take a dush
While she did thatI didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something (4x)
My nigga D-Magic
Said they had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in HollywoodSucks on dick, does it real good


give you money,
feel up your tummy
House full of kids,
parents all schummy
Once had a down,
backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught,
fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife,
so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time,
and never came back
Roll through the hood,
waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks,
and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he sawBogus all the time
Never get caught


Oh...its still good hahah .
I remember the days when we (my old crew) all use to smoke muffins anywhere with out a care. CApped off wanna be ghetto gangsters in high expensive-condos-suburbia...
I remember rolling balls and stupid raves and making out with the guy i could have sworn was hot - but really was not. Its hard to see when your eyes are permanently stuck in the back of your head...im not even kidding...the day when experimenting (drugs, never gay shit) was in...I am glad i got out before it got crazy.
You know whats funny and sad. When you finally stop doing all that crazy shit and you look at the 'freinds' that are left behind still doing it as the years pass and pass...and you just start feeling sorry for them because they can seem to shake the habit at all..I am just glad i never did no ruff shit...I can atleast see how people become hard drug users.. its crazy man. WHen its just there, its just there.


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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A Night to Remember - "COLORED TOWN"




Overtown is an unincorporated neighborhood in the city of Miami, Florida.

Aerial of Overtown
It is located just north of downtown Miami. Overtown is bounded by NW 5th Street to the South, NW 20th Street to the North, the FEC Corridor and NW 1st Avenue to the East, and NW 7th Avenue to the West. It is adjacent to the neighborhoods of Allapattah, Spring Hill, Wynwood, Park West and is directly north of Miami’s Downtown. The neighborhood is bisected east-west by Interstate 95 (I-95) and north-south by State Road 836/ Interstate 395. At its peak, Overtown was home to more than 40,000 residents. It currently has a population of approximately 8,000, of which more than 90% are black.
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History

Early Overtown called "Colored Town"
Overtown is one of the oldest neighborhoods in Miami. In 1896 the City of Miami was incorporated when Henry Flagler, was building the railroad, needed a place for workers to live. Because at this time Jim Crow laws prevented Blacks from living within any area they desired, the land west of the railroad tracks was designated as “Colored Town.” This was the beginning of a unique Black community that is now known as Overtown.
Even under segregation, Colored Town grew into a vibrant community. Schools, businesses and churches flourished. In 1904 the City of Miami directory listed numerous businesses that included hotels, grocery and furniture stores, markets barbershops, theaters, and nightclubs. Manufacturing was limited to the production of “soda water” at the Cola Nip Bottling company, owned an operated by two Black men Osbourne Jenkins and William Sampson.
Tourists of all races, and locals alike enjoyed the vibrant life of the area. Overtown was a place known for its nightly entertainment, exotic restaurants and active churches. Celebrities such as Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Cab Calloway, Josephine Baker, Billy Holiday, Nat King Cole, Aretha Franklin and many other artists performed year round at the Sir John Hotel, Mary Elizabeth Hotel, the Lyric Theater and other Overtown establishments. In addition many prominent Blacks such as W. E. B. Du Bois, Zora Neale Hurston, Joe Louis and Jackie Robinson stayed in Overtown when vacationing in Miami.
Over the years Overtown lost its magic. Many of its core residents moved out of the area as Jim Crow laws were overturned and Blacks had more choices in where they could live. In the 1960s, two interstates were constructed through the heart of the neighborhood, displacing many residents. In the 1970s, urban renewal programs called for the demolition of housing in Overtown, displacing even more residents. In the 1980s, civil disturbances rocked the neighborhood and many buildings were destroyed, abandoned or fell into disrepair. One of the poorest localities in South Florida, the area has one of the highest murder rates in the United States.

The Clean-Up Crew
The area was also home to the Miami ring known as the clean-up crew. Led by former Turkish drug lord Omet Tehti, he revolutionized the criminal activity in South Florida. An estimated 256 million in government-seized drugs and funds are within his possession. His main enforcer was Octavian-Romeo Contreras, an impressionable youth who was oddly enough an athlete, seen as the top football prospect of 2001 and a top 50 fighter in the WBC (World Boxing Commission). Contreras was known as the "Wraith".
Along with several other trusted members of his inner circle, Tehti attempted to carry out a contract on his key enforcer Contreras. After a failed attempt, Contreras disappeared and stated to the Miami Herald during an interview in Rayford State Prison (On unrelated charges) that he did not know who Tehti was and that his name was "Anibal". Did not have any recollection of "The Cleaning Crew" or organized crime in Miami, and that he was being held for a first degree Murder Charge in the accidental/gang rival death of Arnaz Jenkins. Contreras now resides in Central Miami, Tehti and the "Cleaning Crew" never regained their dominance after the departure of Contreras from the group. Tehti still contends that he is an American Business owner and the proprietor of a simple Pool Hall in Miami's impoverished inner city and that he intends to sue the local news media for slander.

Landmarks
Overtown is home to several historic churches and landmarks including Greater Bethel AME, Mt. Zion, St. John Baptist and St. Agnes church. Some of the neighborhood historic landmarks are the Dorsey House (reconstructed home of the first black millionaire in Miami D.A.Dorsey), Old Black Police Precinct (home of the only black courthouse and police station in Miami) and L.E. Thomas Building (home of the first black magistrate in Miami).


Lyric Theater
Overtown is home to the legendary Lyric Theater. Opened in 1913, the Lyric Theater quickly became a major entertainment center for blacks in Miami. The 400-seat theater was built, owned and operated by Geder Walker, a black man from Georgia. In 1915 the Miami Metropolic newspaper described the Lyric Theater as, "possibly the most beautiful and costly playhouse owned by Colored people in all the Southland." The Lyric Theater served as a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination- and a source of pride and culture within Overtown. The theater anchored the district know as "Little Broadway," an area alive with hotels, restaurants and nightclubs frequented by the black and white tourists and residents. Clyde Killens, a local resident and entertainment promoter, was primarily responsible for bringing black entertainers -- who could perform in the clubs on Miami Beach but not stay in the hotels -- to Overtown, the Lyric Theater and "Little Broadway." The Lyric Theater's roster of stars was spectacular as the theater itself -- featuring over 150 performers including Count Basie, Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, the Ink Spots, B.B. King, Patti LaBelle, Ella Fitzgerald, Redd Foxx and Mary Wells. When Overtown began to deteriorate in the 1960's the Lyric Theater closed and would remain shuttered for four decades. The Lyric Theater is now the oldest legitimate theater in Miami and now serves as a community theater. Just as in Overtown's glory days during the early part of the 20th century, the Lyric Theater is poised to once again become, in the 21st century, a symbol of black economic influence, as well as a social gathering place-free of discrimination-and a source of pride and culture within Overtown.

The Future
Development pressure is increasing on Overtown, with promises of new housing and retail projects that will bring middle-class residents to downtown's historically black neighborhood. But even as developers maneuver to remake the area, Overtown remains the city of Miami's poorest neighborhood.
Overtown is now on the threshold of becoming a destination of choice for South Florida residents. During the next few years, approximately 2,000 housing units will be built in the neighborhood and the Overtown renaissance will continue to strengthen existing businesses and institutions with careful attention to its history and culture.


I thought i should Wickipedia, the city to see what pops out...And i found this. Who'd a thunk it? ANyways, this all plays into what happened to me and a friend of mine this past weekend - on 10/20.

I decided to not wirte about my adventure n just keep the history about the city of "colored town". Its histroy ...

Thursday, October 12, 2006

UPCOMING MOVIES THAT GET MY "A OK"

The Departed:
Starring:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Jack Nicholson
Directed by:
Martin Scorsese
This movie has gotten great ratings, it contains amazing actors, not to mention a phenom of a director - nuff said!
'The Departed' is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Young undercover cop Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gangland chief Costello (Jack Nicholson). While Billy is quickly gaining Costello's confidence, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), a hardened young criminal who has infiltrated the police department...

SAw III
Who cares who directed it or whos in it. It's gonna be disturbing and thats all that matters. The previous two were tha bomb, gory and just disturbing. But you cant look away sooooo nuff said!

Marie Antoinette
Starring:
Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, Asia Argento, Rip Torn, Molly Shannon
Directed by:
Sofia Coppola
Kirsten is known for her flamboyant, off the radar movies, and shes really a great actress. Shes got talent, so does director Sofia (i can call her by her first name im cool like that). Plus its based on a woman of our history (well European history but its still our history) And all her trials and tribulations. Did you know that Marie Antoinette was beheaded? I didnt. Shes an interesting person to read about, you should wickipedia her. Google doesnt do her justice.

The Prestige
Starring:
Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, David Bowie, Scarlett Johansson
Directed by:
Christopher Nolan
Because of Hugh , Christian (my ex-lover, he fathered my imaginary love child named louis b/c hes eurpean), Michael Cain, and Scarlett Johansson - shes my gay-to-go-girl! Nuff said....
It all begins in rapidly changing, turn-of-the-century London. At a time when magicians are idols and celebrities of the highest order, two young magicians set out to carve their own paths to fame. The flashy, sophisticated Robert Angier is a consummate entertainer, while the rough-edged purist Alfred Borden is a creative genius who lacks the panache to showcase his magical ideas. They start out as...


Running With Scissors
Starring:
Annette Bening, Brian Cox, Joseph Fiennes, Evan Rachel Wood, Joseph Cross
Directed by:
Ryan Murphy
B/c i love to see and read (this was a book people, i believe a memoir) about other peoples misery - because mines not enough....nuff said!

Babel
Starring:
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal, Elle Fanning, Koji Yakusho
Directed by:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
If you havent seen Amores Perros - then you shoudl because its directed by this same guy Alejandro GOnzalez Inarritu. That film was amazing. And this will be too. Its about :
In the remote sands of the Moroccan desert, a rifle shot rings out--detonating a chain of events that will link an American tourist couple’s frantic struggle to survive, two Moroccan boys involved in an accidental crime, a nanny illegally crossing into Mexico with two American children and a Japanese teen rebel whose father is sought by the police in Tokyo. Separated by clashing cultures and sprawling distances, each of these four disparate groups of people are nevertheless hurtling towards a shared destiny of isolation and grief. In the course of just a few days, they will each face the dizzying sensation of becoming profoundly lost--lost in the desert, lost to the world, lost to themselves--as they are pushed to the farthest edges of confusion and fear as well as to the very depths of connection and love.
Oh yeah, its got CAte blanchet and Brad - nuff said!

Volver
Starring:
Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola DueƱas, Blanca Portillo, Yohana Cobo
Directed by:
Pedro Almodovar

A great movie with Penelope Cruz - i like her better in her Spainiard movies, they have better directors, better plots, n are just better quality films thatn the reagular americana crap= and i dont gotta hear her heavy accent, i love that spanish accent its sooo sexy.
Penelope Cruz stars in a portrait of three women whose lives intertwine in modern-day Madrid.

Stranger Than Fiction
Starring:
Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman
Directed by:
Marc Forster
Its will farrel, and it looks like this role was made just for him. Its an interesting plot - very original i must say...

The Return
Starring:
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Beahan, Peter O'Brien (IV), Adam Scott, Sam Shepard
Directed by:
Asif Kapadia
Ohhh for this i gotta put the description because its sounds really interesting:
Joanna Mills is a tough young Midwesterner determined to learn the truth behind the increasingly terrifying supernatural visions that have been haunting her. She has made a successful career for herself, as sales representative for a trucking company; but her private life has been difficult. Estranged from her father, stalked by an obsessed ex-boyfriend, and with few friends in her life, Joanna fears that she is losing control. She sees and feels the brutal murder of a young woman she's never met, at the hands of a heartless killer--a man who appears to be making Joanna his next target. Determined to fight back, Joanna is guided by her nightmares to the murdered woman's hometown. Once there, she will discover that some secrets can't be buried; some spirits never die; and that the murder she is trying to solve may be her own.

Heres a link that will lead you to it , on Yahoo, its comin out Nov 10th :
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/comingsoon.html


Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Starring:
Alex Pettyfer, Ewan McGregor, Robbie Coltrane, Mickey Rourke, Bill Nighy
Directed by:
Geoffrey Sax

BEcause i like movie slike this sometimes thats all...
Alex Rider is a normal teenager who lives with his uncle, a boring bank manager, or so it seems until his uncle, Ian Rider, disappears under mysterious circumstances. Alex soon learns that his uncle was a spy for Britain's secret intelligence service MI6. Uncle Ian had actually prepared Alex for a career in espionage by encouraging his hobbies, and with Alex's skills in languages, scuba diving, mountaineering...

Driving Lessons
Starring:
Rupert Grint, Julie Walters, Laura Linney, Nicholas Farrell, Oliver Milburn
Directed by:
Jeremy Brock
This looks really good, i like indie films like this.

Shy and downtrodden Ben dreads yet another dreary school holiday coming around. Seventeen years of living in an absurdly conservative and traditional household with his highly-strung and overbearing mother and quiet, mild mannered vicar father have taken its toll on young Ben. While the other kids are out having fun, Ben spends these precious few weeks attending bible classes, having driving lessons...

Check your local listings, some might already be out others are comin out later in the Fall.
Tell me what you guys think when you go and see it!

I'M GETTING UPSET, "YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I GET ANGRY"!


It's about that time again. What I am referring to is a fucking smackdown. There has been shit about my job and my boss that has had me erkked for a while - and because i have kept it to myself - or atleast under control it is finally starting to turn into a terrible rage...like
the hulk type shit.



No not sexy she hulk shit. INcreDible ANgry CRazy Hulk:



Yeahhh, like this pic...

Imma turn gangsta on this ignorant bastard...maybe i should just let you in on some of my pet peeves that have turned into impossible-to-deal-with-stupid-daily-occurrences-shit:

1 - moa-fucka dont got a car, i gotta take his ass home after work - which is away from my crib all b.c. of my coworker - i did it once outta pitty, apparently its routine now.
2- tellin me "eli, im hungrrrrrrrryy, i want to eat"
Man, i dont give a fuck - eat your arm for all i care! So when i go get food, i gotta bring his ass food- moa-fucka, you better belive i dont pay for his shit.
3- asks me to bring him cigerettes too, mother fucker better start buying that shit befoooooore he comes to work, im not nobodys nana the last time i checked....again shit this other girl got him used to.
4 - callin my name out to walk to his office evvveerrryyyy 3 minnnnssss foorr stttuuupppiiiddddd shhhiiitttttttt. Its not like theres walls that go up to the ceilings he could have told me this with my ass sitting down on the chair as i surfed myspace, or reading my fav blogs...
5 - makin me count shit for the inventory in the hot ass warehouse. mOa fucker better stop beaing a cheap ass and get a fuckin owork horse to go do that shit - im not a workhorse im an office rat dammit. I dont do sweat. He can hire an individual for that shit, buutt nooooooooooo he pays me shit to do all other types of shit...

CONCLUSION:
I need to get another job - something formal, pprofessional, and where i can speak English not spanish all fuckin day - last time i checked i was llivin in USA not Dominican Republic (thats where hes from and the company is from, our office is transnational)

So yea, i need a new job - and i dont know in what...so im in the dark. I was thinking of doing the broker license and maybe workin part time for now at a real estate office and gettin my foot in the door that way. SO maybe i will pursue that forreall.
We will see, Eli hasnt made up her mind yet...oops did i just 3rd person me? BLah !

Monday, October 02, 2006

Opinionated people...Taking it too far?



When do people cross the line when it comes to their opinions? When is it too much? What ever happened to "opinions are like noses, everyones got one?" When do overbearing-opinionated-never-wrong-attitude-fat-obnoxious-bitches-ehhem-people go too far?

You know what pisses me off? (as if you cant tell!) Facking people who take it too far.
Definition: o·pin·ion·at·ed (-pny-ntd): adj.
Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.


My definition: bitches ehhm people who dont fucking listen to other peoples opinions and take it for what it is - because everyone is different - and everyone holds different priorities on various levels...
Thats my motherfuckin opinion God damnnit! What is it dammit about fucking stupid closed-minded bastards? Why cant they see farther than what the eye can see?

If we left ourlives upon these people - the world would still be considered flat. The grass would never be greener - and my opinion is my opinion. You can be wrong bitch!!!

Ever deal with any of these types of asses? Ever feel like beating them senseless? Ever want to grab your fork over a dinner conversation and want to stab them in the ear - no the eye?!!
(i am not condoning this - unless you imagine it in your head only - thats perfectly sane)

Well what I got to say is Fack you and ya momma too!! (people this is just a saying...in most cases anyway)

I am too angry to keep typing ...but i did want to vent!!! This is all I have to say to you all opinionated motherfcukersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss