Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Email Email, Read all about it!!

So i got a funny email today, actually i got two that i thought would be good to share, the first one is funny, the second one... not so funny.


Subj: Benefits of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated-that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, Rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.


Subject: CHicken anyone

This restaurant got closed down yesterday. It was told by a reliable source that PSEG needed to use Amin's entrance in the basement to assist another shop that was having a g as leak, the service worker went into the basement of Amins and discover a butcher chopping meat, that's fine, but he was putting the meat in a crate on the floor (n ot good) but wait there's more, there were 20 dead rats on the floor. The service worker left the site told his bos s and the city inspectors moved in. They noticed th at the so called "rats" which were reported were no longer there. The inspectors then came across a padlocked door and instructed one of the cooks to unlock it. This is what they found other workers doing outside behind the restaurant.

RATS



BURNING THE HAIR OFF OF THEM




When the inspectors went into the kitchen this what they found
WASHING THEM BEFORE COOKING




CUTTING THEM UP INTO PIECES THAT SIMULATE CHICKEN PARTS



PREPARED FOR DEEP FRYING



WELL SEASONED TO TASTE GREAT!!!!

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